French Hokkaidoball

French Hokkaidoball is a federal parliamentary semi-constitutional monarchy in East Asia. Ruled by an exiled branch of the Japanese royal family, it's one of the most powerful countries in East Asia.

His birthday is December 18.

Quotes

 * "畜生!" (Japanese version of "Sacre Bleu!")
 * "Tu es déjà mort!" (French of Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru)
 * "Retirer le Dim Sum!" (Remove Dim Sum!)
 * "L'unité dans la diversité fait la force!" (His motto, adopted in 1891.)
 * "Quoi?!" (French for NANI?!)
 * "Quoi en la salope?!"
 * "YEAH!" (when going skiing)

Hokkaido profanity

 * "세븐헤드" = dickhead (Korean)
 * "マザーファッカー" = mother-f***er (Japanese)
 * "ニガ" = ni**er (Japanese) (Rarely used, and only by blackface actors. Blackface is common in Hokkaido but only the realistic variety is allowed. Only traditional blackface can be considered taboo.)
 * "濡れた鳩" = douche bag (Japanese)

Copains/友達/친구/朋友

 * Franceballe - Maman! Gib me baguettes. But why should yuo love this merde Dimsum?

Neutral/中性/중립/中立

 * Espagneballe - Mon tante, she colonised mon other tante who calls her une dickhead because of that. We both oppose  Catalogne's independance since he is of communist and he is friends with  Chine.
 * Iranballe - Je like his poetry, but stop bullying EUA and stop comparing him to Satan plox.

Aversaires/Ennemis/敵/적/敵人

 * ​​​ Russieballe - He is le raison Chine became into evil in the first place! Remove Vodka! I don't care if yuo are mon uncle, yuo made Chine into a monster!