Poopistanball

Poopistanball, officially the Republic of I like Poopistanball, is a country located in the Southern Ocean, close to French Southern and Antarctic Landsball,  Heard Island and McDonald Islandsball,  Prince Edward Islandsball, and  Bouvet Islandball.

History
Poopistanball was originally founded as a colony of South Ossetiaball after he discovered a village in the Southern Ocean. Poopistanball started as just a few farms and a map, but quickly evolved into one of the most developed countries in the region. Even though the village was only officially colonized way after Poopistanball became independent, it was de-facto ruled by him since his dad arrived.

Until January 26th, 2021, Poopistanball had no real government or states, but now it is made of 21 states, 2 autonomous regions, 1 territorial collectivity, and 5 End Cities. He also has a colony called New Tskhinvaliball.

Friends

 * New Tskhinvaliball - I love you, mein son.
 * South Ossetiaball - Mein dad, I love him.
 * Germanyball - Mein president is from here.
 * Rhineland-Palatinateball - Mein president's home state, I love him.
 * Russiaball - Mein grandpa.
 * Iranball - Mein other grandpa.
 * Belarusball, Novorossiyaball, and  Crimeaball - Uncles ( Russia children).
 * North Ossetia-Alaniaball, Afghanistanball and  Tajikistanball - Uncles ( Iran children).
 * Gorno-Badakhshanball - Cousin.
 * Abkhaziaball - Mein dad best Freund.
 * New Sukhumiball - Abkhazia son and mein  son best Freund.
 * Armeniaball, Artsakhball, and  Kazakhbrick:  Russia friends.
 * Swedenball (and Mojang Studiosbrick) - If it weren't for him and his game, I wouldn't exist.
 * Indonesiaball - Nice dude!
 * Village 5ball - Only allied country that I border.
 * Amethyst Geodelandball - No idea how he managed to suddenly rise from the ocean but I like him.
 * Xanadu Partyball - Only good party (also the one that rule me right now so).
 * ⲕⲣⲱⲛ ⲩ ŋⲁⲫⲁɲⲁⲃⲁⲗⲏⲁ - Mein Bruder.
 * Naffstakiaball - Me and mein Bruder own him.
 * FaciNaff Alleyball - Part of me I share with my brother.
 * Swaggiaball - Yay swag!
 * Allied-Occupied Ukraineball (present) - Nothing sketchy happening here.
 * Illagersball (allegedly) - YES MONEY GIB GIB GIB.
 * Netherlandsball - Mein president loves him, so I love him!
 * Czechiaball, Sloveniaball,  Estoniaball, and  Finlandball - Mein president says they are beautiful (and have good internet), so I love them!
 * Nicaraguaball, Venezuelaball,  Syriaball, and  Nauruball - Danke for recognizing my  dad!
 * Chinaball - Real China, stupid meat watcher will be yours!
 * Somalilandball - He has nice anthem, I like him.
 * Kabardino-Balkariaball - He makes great music, he even made a song about dad!
 * Adygeaball and Karachay-Cherkessiaball - More friends from the Caucasus.
 * Kalmykiaball - Mongolian friend who moved to the Caucasus.
 * Transnistriaball - Danke for recognizing dad!
 * Gagauziaball - He also doesn’t like that stupid Moldawien.
 * Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball - He doesn't like west like mein president.
 * Orangeball, Gran Colombiaball,  Yellowball,  Mistake Empireball, and  Naffaiyaball - I can into pixelplace allies!
 * IMPOball - Yay!
 * Libriaball, Carabiaball,  Darkalandball,  Darsh Famaliaball - Fellow Minecraft countries!

Neutral

 * Ventlandvent - They ally but I think they help that sussy.
 * Padliaball - She so annoying and she likes Nedr but I kinda forced to like her.
 * Bouvet Islandball - Only neighbour I never talk to, but I don't hate him.
 * Tibetball, East Turkestanball,  Inner Mongoliaball,  Hong Kongball, and  Macauball - I like you, but I don't want  China to kill me.
 * Chechnyaball: He’s nice, but he likes to start drama with grandpa (his war songs are based tho).
 * Dagestanball: Like  Chechnya but slightly less drama.
 * North Rhine-Westphaliaball and Bavariaball - Mein president says they are showoffs, but other than that they’re pretty ok.
 * Bremenball - President says he is irrelevant but at least he isn’t that stupid Saarland.

Enemies

 * Georgiaball - FUCK YOU! LET MY DAD BE FREE!
 * Adjaraball - Only autonomous region in Georgien that likes him. TRAITOR!
 * Azerbaijanball - Leave Armenia and his  son alone!
 * South Azerbaijanball - FUCK YOU! YOUR DAD AND YOU ASSHOLE! YOU WILL NEVER BE HIS CLAY!
 * USAball and UKball - They used to gib me many helpings but now they stopped and recognize that stupid  Nether instead.
 * NATOball and EUball: Same as  USA and  UK.
 * Poopistan Unity Partyball and Communist Party of Poopistanball - FUCK U STUPID LIBTARD COMMIE BITCHES!
 * Taiwanball - Stupid meat watcher.
 * Ukraineball (past) - FUCK YOU! GRANDPA WILL EAT YOU!
 * UAEball - FUCK YOU STUPID CUMMINCOCK!
 * South Sudanball - STOP PUTTING KIDS IN YOUR MILITARY!
 * Eritreaball - YOU'RE INSANE STOP KILLING PEOPLE!
 * Moldovaball - Let Transnistrien and  Gagausien be free bitch!
 * Hungaryball - Bruh why homophobe?
 * Thailandball - His king doesn’t like my president.
 * Saarlandball - Mein president hates him.
 * Saxonyball and Thuringiaball - Mein president says they are nazis, so I don’t like them.
 * Ingushetiaball: Fuck you! Leave uncle alone!
 * Kosovoball - [This post has been removed for breaking the following rule: "No politics."]
 * Pitcairn Islandsball - FUCK OFF YOU STUPID RAPIST!
 * Nether Villageball ( Nedr Repuskaball) - FUCK YOU! YOU'RE NOT REAL COUNTRY! POOPISTAN BEST!
 * Rebel End Republicball - FAKE COUNTRY! POOPISTAN FOREVER!
 * Setosiaball - FUCK YOU LEAVE VILLAGE 5 ALONE!
 * Illagersball - Fuck you stupid terrorist.
 * Penistanball - YOU MEAN AUTONOMOUS OVERSEAS TERRITORY OF POOPI-PAKISTAN?
 * Village 6ball, Village 7ball,  Village 8ball, and  Village9ball: GET BOMBED LOL
 * Village 10ball: You're next, bitch!
 * Bad DaBabyball and The Impostermogus - FUCK YOU!
 * Codball - FUCK OFF TRAITOR!
 * Corallandball - I honestly don't know why I hate him, but I do.
 * Qball - BITCH
 * Appleball - FUCK YOU! YOU DELETE ALL MY SCHOOL FILES!
 * GoodNotesball/ Time Base Technology Limitedball - same as Appleball
 * r/imaginarymapsball - DU ARE THE WORST! FUCK YOU! STOP CALLING ME SHITPOST! KYS BITCH!
 * r/imaginarymapscjball - FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAD YOU IRRELEVANT PIECE OF SHIT!

EASPORTS (sexpenisworlmap)

 * Poopistanball
 * New Tskhinvaliball
 * Slime Islandball
 * Overworld Cityball
 * Sunken Cityball
 * Nether Shipball
 * Oversimplified Townball
 * Military Shipball
 * Village 5ball
 * ⲕⲣⲱⲛ ⲩ ŋⲁⲫⲁɲⲁⲃⲁⲗⲏⲁ
 * Naffstakiaball
 * Ossetiaball
 * Naffaiyaball
 * Orangeball
 * Gran Colombiaball
 * Yellowball
 * Mistake Empireball
 * Swaggiaball
 * Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball
 * Koptikaball
 * Ambian-Zeodian Unionball ( Ambiaball and Zeodiaball)
 * Allied-Occupied Ukraineball
 * Gagauziaball
 * Transnistriaball
 * Cocainelandball
 * Cool starball
 * Allied-Occupied DaBabyball
 * New Germaniaball
 * Kanian Unionball
 * Somalilandball
 * Abyeiball
 * ⲕⲣⲱⲛ ⲩ ŋⲁⲫⲁɲⲁ-Occupied Albaniaball
 * Northumbriaball
 * Abkhaziaball
 * Circassiaball
 * Tibetball
 * Sudanball
 * Lusatiaball
 * Italyball
 * Serbia and Montenegroball
 * Bosniaball
 * Armeniaball
 * Herzegovinaball
 * Tunisball
 * New Sea-Landball
 * French Southern and Antarctic Landsball
 * Heard Island and McDonald Islandsball
 * South Africaball
 * Prince Edward Islandsball
 * Village 97104ball
 * Primary Islandball
 * Leisure Islandball
 * Islandball
 * Tomodachi Collectionball
 * Ventlandvent (under sanctions)
 * New Thacislandball
 * New Slimelandball
 * Hamburgball
 * Happilialandball
 * NepalRawr
 * Sikkimball
 * Bhutanball
 * Engistanball
 * Samoaball
 * East Donbassball
 * Greater Finlandball
 * New Sukhumiball
 * Saudi Arabiaball
 * South Kareliaball
 * Hellenic Republicball
 * Amethyst Geodelandball
 * Nafffish-Missingfishball ( Nafffishball and Missingfishball)
 * Pufferfishlandball
 * Swaggylandball
 * Drippiaball
 * Dhak Empireball
 * New Belgiumball
 * Spainball

States, Territories, and Colonies

 * Block Gridball
 * Central Villageball
 * Cube Gallerycube
 * Deliveryball
 * Dumpsterball
 * End Villageball (Autonomous Region)
 * FaciNaff Alleyball
 * Farmsball
 * Flag Streetball
 * Gateball
 * Hubball
 * Memorial Parkbrick
 * Minesball
 * Nether Museumball
 * Nether Villageball (Autonomous Region)
 * New Tskhinvaliball (Colony)
 * Outer Villageball
 * Parkball
 * Pixel Artcube
 * Pyramidsball
 * Rich Roadball
 * Slime Islandball (Territorial Collectivity)
 * Spaceball
 * Terracotta Fieldssquare
 * Town Centerball (Capital)

End Cities/Ships

 * Overworld Cityball
 * Sunken Cityball
 * Nether Shipball
 * Oversimplified Townball
 * Military Shipball