Pikelandrawr

(someone add an infobox, i'm not as good with mediawiki as i thought i was)

Pikelandrawr is a countryrawr located on a large island near Alaska. It is a first-world country despite its brutal cold tempuratures, due to influence from the United Kingdom and the US.

Its official languages are English and Russian, with Spanish and several native languages being recognized minority languages. Its largest city is Krakow (not THAT Krakow), and its capital is Westminster (not THAT Westminster, either).

History
Pikeland used to be part of Russia from 1799, when the Russian America Company was founded, until 1866, a year before the Alaska Purchase, when it was sold to Spain. Unlike in the Alaska Purchase, the Russian-speaking settlers stayed in Pikeland after its sale to Spain.

The Spanish didn't want this cold near-wasteland, so they sold it to the UK and the USA as a condominium in 1899. It wasn't involved in World War I, but during WWII, it was invaded by the Japanese. After WWII, it became an UN Trust Territory of the United States, which introduced television to Pikelanders.

In 1951, Pikeland was granted its independence from the US. Its first act as an independent country was to declare its neutrality in the Cold War. Ever since then, Pikeland has been neutral in almost all wars.

Good

 * United States - My father! Gave me modern technology and English language! But they should cut back on all the war. I hate war.
 * United Kingdom - My grandpa. He let me join the Commonwealth. Also took care of me along with the US after Spain abandoned me.
 * Russia - My mom. Gave me Russian language and lots of alcohol. Vodka is better than cheap American beer. Kinda homophobic tho.
 * Taiwan - The REAL China. I'm one of the few countries to still recognize him.
 * Palestinian Authority - Free Palestine!
 * Eruowood - My #3 trading partner after USA and Russia.
 * El Kadsre - Like Japan, but cooler. Makes cool movies with giant robots.

Neutral

 * Spain - Abandoned me as a baby. But he has a nice language.
 * Soviet Union - My mom's weird edgy phase that confused me.
 * Japan - Attacked me during his edgy phase, but now he's making weird cartoons that kinda confuse me....
 * Minecraftia - Another country that confuses me.

Bad

 * ISIS - REMOVE TERRORISM!
 * Israel - MORE LIKE ISNTRAEL PALESTINE WAS THERE FIRST YOU AREN'T THE REAL ISRAEL FROM THE BIBLE YOU'RE JUST AN IMPOSTER
 * Hamas - FAKE PALESTINE STOP IMPERSONATING REAL PALESTINE YOU'RE MAKING THEM LOOK BAD
 * PR China - FAKE CHINA ALSO TOO MUCH CENSORSHIP AND YOUR LEADER LOOKS LIKE WINNIE THE POOH
 * Malichka - STOP SENDING YOUR IMMIGRANTS HERE WE'RE FULL ALSO RUSSIAN IS BEST SLAVIC LANGUAGE
 * Whitonargen - REMOVE RACISM!
 * Republic of Vyond - REMOVE CHILD ABUSE!
 * NFTland - REMOVE NFTS! STOP RUINING ALL THE MEMES WITH YOUR ENVIRONMENT-DESTROYING PONZI SCHEME! COMMISSIONS ARE MUCH BETTER! ALSO REMOVE CRYPTO!