Armageddon (Polandball-verse)

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Armageddon is the final battle between good and evil in the Bible. It can also refer to the end of the world.

Based on The Ultimate Showdown sections in New Artsakhball's page.

SCRIPT

 * It's the year 2022. This year will be craziest of years. Because this year, Armageddon will happen.
 * The final battle between good and evil and the end of the world too.
 * Dobrokhazarin will be loosed. The Temple of God has been built in my clay.
 * And we will defeat that monster together.

December 19th 2021

 * For the last time Shaytan E-Bozorg, you have no rights to nuke me!
 * Oh yes I do! And I am not Satan!
 * But you are Gog and Magog combined!
 * WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE SATAN?!
 * You are the reincarnate of Gog and Magog!
 * You just started World War 3!
 * Grrr...(Sends a nuke to Hawaii)
 * WHAT?! YOU JUST NUKED HAWAII! WELL TAKE THIS! (Nukes Iran but it lands in China's clay instead.)
 * Oh no...Not Chengdu! Not here!
 * Oops.
 * NOW U PAY!!! (Nukes USAball but the nuke mysteriously vanishes)
 * Whew.
 * Where's my nuke?!
 * It was my fault.
 * ICELAND!!! EXPLAIN THIS WITCHCRAFT!!!
 * It wasn't witchcraft, but your nukes were!

December 31st 2021

 * Iran! What is this witchcraft?!
 * I WASN'T DOING ANY WITCHCRAFT-
 * I can see what this is! You are committing witchcraft! You're literally using dark magic to make your nukes more destructive!
 * Even I al-agree!
 * Oh my Allah.

January 10th 2022

 * Finally! Year of my World Cup!
 * (Switzerlandball is casually sipping hot choco in his bunker not caring. Suddenly his cellphone rings so he picks it up.)
 * Hallo?
 * Hey Swiss. Iran is doing witchcraft!
 * What do you mean?
 * He is using dark magic to make his nukes stronger!
 * (Switzerland becomes shocked causing him to drop his phone.)
 * Swiss?! Are you still here?! ANSWER ME!!
 * It was nothing, I just got shocked...
 * Yeah, me too.
 * ???: (Pulls out insect swatter and swats Iranball.)
 * Who are you?
 * It was just me...
 * Oh.
 * Iran using witchcraft for his nukes? I smell a Holy World War brewing.

January 12th 2022

 * Mum, is the world gonna end today?
 * I dö nöt knöw yet. But I knöw för sure we'll be in Heaven.
 * Okay, mum. I love yuo.
 * Löve yuö töö, sön.
 * Oh, great king of Earth. Give me yuor magic!
 * AS YOU WISH! (Transfers magic spell to Iran which gives him a fraction of his powers.)
 * Oh I give you thanks for this gift. (Satan vanishes)
 * (Alaskan Empire becomes shocked and reports this to Switzerland.)
 * Swiss! Swiss!
 * Yes?
 * Iran made a deal with the devil!
 * (Switzerland faints knowing this.)

January 13th 2022
MEANWHILE IN JERUSALEM
 * Iran...just...made himself the son of Satan.
 * He did. And worse he gave poor Kuwait a bad time.
 * THIS IS LITERALLY FORNICATION.
 * Sweet baby Kibbeh. Iran has been made drunk with the wine of his fornication.
 * How can I disagree?
 * I cannot disagree. Just read Revelation 17. (reads Revelation 17:1-5 from the Bible)
 * (Everyone is left intimidated. Switzerland drops his cup of hot choco.)
 * Mon dieu...Was Iran one of those kings of the earth?
 * Totally. He committed fornication!
 * (Various Israelis of all three Judaic faiths are dancing in the streets: Muslims,  Jews and  Christians, as well as  Druzes and  Armenian Apostolics. They're all singing this Israeli ethnoreligious peace song.)
 * Sorry for the violence Arabs!
 * We forgive you!
 * That's a good thing! After all the world's about to end so why else?
 * We're preparing for Armageddon!
 * So are we Lavash-Gefiltemongers!
 * And us Druzes!
 * (The dancing continues but is broken by an earthquake.)
 * Now we have a good reason why we're together!
 * Of course!
 * And how will our unity end there? At least we're outside!
 * Totally safe!
 * (The earthquake stops but a lot of buildings in Jerusalem are damaged.)