New Schleswigball

New Schleswigball, also known as  Elijah DeWayne Wilhelminesball and officially the Republic of New Schleswigball is a football-playing  parliamentary republicball located in present-day Malaccaball, Negeri Sembilanball and Johorball as well as half of Pahangball and most of the Sumatra island. The country has a population of 14 million inhabitants as of 2020.

It can into 8ball like  these countryballs because a few cities in its clay have their own American Football teams. One of these teams is the Seremban Sharks, which is notorious for its members' doing blackface not with makeup, but using ultra-realistic SPFX latex masks and voice changers, contacts and even muscle suits and body padding for effect. A recreational football team, it has drawn criticism for doing blackface.

It is usually seen as an athletic countryball like them. His favorite sport is American Football. But he can also into basketball and soccer.

His birthday is November 1st.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a male noun in the native language of the country ( German).

Diversity
New Schleswigball can into many diversity. Due to Portuguese and Dutch trade in Malacca and the eventual colonization of it by Germany, as well as the blend of cultures in Malaysia, he can into diversity.

Here is a list of languages spoken in New Schleswigball's clay.


 * Malay
 * Rumi
 * Jawi
 * Regional dialects
 * Indigenous languages
 * Temuan
 * Seletar
 * Duano'
 * Semelai
 * German
 * Plattdutsch
 * Rheinland German
 * Swiss dialect
 * Bavarian variation
 * Austrian Bavarian
 * Chinese
 * Cantonese (Lingua franca)
 * Mandarin (lesser spoken)
 * Fujianese or Hokkien
 * Hakkanese
 * Teochew
 * Indian languages
 * Tamil
 * Telugu
 * Malayalam
 * Gujarati
 * Punjabi
 * South Asian languages
 * Sanskrit (liturgical)
 * Urdu
 * Nepali
 * Pali (Indian Buddhists)
 * Arabic
 * Persian (mostly in New Lübeck)
 * Standard Dutch
 * Frisian
 * Indonesian Creole Dutch
 * Indonesian dialect
 * Hueish Portuguese
 * Kristang
 * New Schleswig Luso-Cantonese Patois
 * Mardijker Portuguese
 * Any language in the former HRE.
 * Czech
 * French
 * Italian
 * Alsatian
 * Luxembourgish
 * West Flemish
 * Polish
 * Slovenian
 * Danish
 * Armenian
 * Indonesian languages
 * Javanese
 * Menangkabau
 * Buginese
 * A little bit of Ambonese
 * English
 * Standard British dialect
 * Yorkshire English
 * Manglish
 * Singlish
 * Scottish Gaelic
 * Welsh Gaelic
 * Irish Gaelic
 * Austroasiatic languages
 * Thai
 * Vietnamese
 * Khmer
 * Baba Malay
 * Chetti Malay
 * Chinglish
 * Tanglish
 * Singaporean Bazaar Malay
 * New Schleswig Patois

Over 87 languages are spoken in his clay as a result of trade and immigration.

Freunde/Kawan-Kawan/Friends

 * Malaysiaball - BEST FRIEND FOREVER, ALSO GOOD VATER!! Islamic buddies for life. Defend Kebab! He taught me masking, but why should you like Chink Commie? Other than that, we're fine. We both like dressing up as black people. Plox no anschluss tho. Also his main people makes up 30% of mein population. Ich also am friends with some of his states.
 * Penangball - Ich am another version of dich, but more European and more German.
 * Johorball - He now lives with me. Smartest state in Malaysia I guess.
 * Malaccaball - Mini-me and without German culture. Gute Devil's Curry.
 * Sarawakball - Only Christian state in Malaysia.
 * Sabahball - Not very Christian unlike Sarawak, but 26,000 cases ist not a good excuse to alienate him. Why dich no stay at home? Dich should have listened to Penangball.
 * Taiwanball - Mein mutter. She is of real China. She was mein dialect teacher, taught me how to speak like a black person. Ich like her beef noodles. Ich hope you Anschluss the mainland soon.
 * Germanyball - He ist also mein Vater. He can also into masking like mich and mein vater. He taught me mein favorite sport - American football - and now ist mein best hobby. We share same food.
 * Indiaball - Stepmother, I like her curry, but stop removing kebab! At least she hates Chink Commie.
 * Tamil Naduball - Majority Indians in mein clay come from this state.
 * Telanganaball - 400,000 Telugus in mein clay.
 * Keralaball - Mein 100,000 Malayalees come from her.
 * Punjabball - She gave me 30,000 of his people.
 * Rajasthaniball - Only 1000 of his people are in mein clay.
 * Malaccaball, Negeri Sembilanball, Johorball and Pahangball - Mein good kinders but they no care about mein football love.
 * West Sumatraball and Acehball - Mein two stepsisters.
 * Tringapore - Mein bruder und neighbor, doesn't care about Chink Commie much other than more than 3/4 his population is Chinese.
 * Bruneiball - Aunt who likes oil. We both hate Serbien.
 * Indonesiaball - Mein grandma who likes oil, and don't worry, we vill bacok that no good ISISball.
 * Albaniaball - Kosovoball belongs to you, not that  Islamophobic Kinder-Lumper.
 * Kosovoball - He is a great friend, I hope that everyone recognizes yuo very soon! My soon to be baby stepbruder. If only zat Islamophobe was more accepting...
 * USAball - Gib me weapons and tanks. Danke. Also I like your burgers!
 * Denmarkball - Auntie and mein namesake borders her.
 * Central Germanic family - Mein far away European family.
 * Switzerlandball - Neutral guy and diplomacy capital of die world. Ich have most of his chocolate brands.
 * Austriaball - Adoptive mother who hates Kangaroo for name stealing.
 * Sloveniaball - Ist secretly mein vater in disguise.
 * UKball - Mein gym coach und also help me to be ein big und stronk footballer. Also half-grandpa for colonizing mein vater. The only thing Ich hate about you is  Dantrash, because he is brainwashing mein citizens into joining his fanbase and bashing on those who no like Minecraft, which Ich no like.
 * Die British Family:
 * Englandball - Less than 15% of Wilhelmine Brits are of his ancestry.
 * Scotlandball - A third of mein British population comes from his clay. Remember William Wallace's last quote: "You will take our lives, but you will NEVER take our freedom!"
 * Walesball - 1/5 of mein British population is of Welsh blood. She has a sheep fetish tho...
 * Irelandball - Another 3rd of mein British population is Irish.
 * Ulster Scotsballs - Not many people are of his ancestry tho, sorry.
 * Commonwealthball - Ich am in his alliance, although I am of German blood.
 * Australiaball - Stole mein adoptive mother's name, but Ich do not care.
 * New Zealandball - Thanks for die Lamington und Fairy Bread! Also ein Tokusatsu remake was filmed in your clay.
 * Indonesian Ethnic Groupballs - More stepsisters.
 * Netherlandsball and Portugalball - Mein other stepparents who colonized grandma before. I like their food und Devil's Curry.
 * Borneocube - Bruder who was adopted by Sweden.
 * Schleswig-Holsteinball - I was named after him.
 * The Box Assassin - Based on "Mein Vater die Attentäter", a movie Ich made in 2006. Looks like Pixar needs to adapt this into a film. He looks like Carl Fredericksen from Up became an edgier assassin.
 * Hong Kongball and Macauball - Cousins through mein aunties.
 * Holy Roman Empireball - Mein deceased Grandpa.
 * Swedenball - Aunt who likes Minecraft (because she created it). Also die son of  Borneocube.
 * Prussiaball - Grunkle who is now in heaven with HREball.
 * Philippinesball - Unkel, we had the same naming technique!
 * Blackostineball - He like mich because Ich can into 8ball and "handegg" or whatever it really ist.
 * Turkeyball - TUHAN JR! Mein vater calls them "Rumi". Also Ich am Kebab Defender.
 * Boliviaball - One of ze only Anti-Imperialists I actually respect. BFFs. Ve have die same motto due to our diversity. Also Ich like your Salteñas und other food and helped Ethiopia too during his famine when he was still a commie. And Ich am neutral on  Russland now so ja, Ich like yuo.
 * Vietnamball - Same as Bolivia. I like her pho and we share the same anthem. Mein girlfriend.
 * UAEball - He brought Kebabs to mein clay along with Kuwaitball and  Saudi Arabiaball.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - TUHAN!!! The major exporter of Islam to mein clay. Gibs me his rice dishes for Hari Raya and Aidiladha. We are mostly friends. But...(see Neutral section)
 * New Hejazball - Captain Schwaland 2 was filmed in mein clay, thanks. Also Arabic version of New Zealand. Ich like how diverse yuo are like mich!
 * Fascist Republic of Andrew DAball - Ehhh...

Neutral/Berkecuali

 * Myanmarball - Ich like your landmarks and support dich against the Tatmadaw, but plox stop mistreating and murdering Rohingyaballs, and remove Islamophobia!
 * Chinaball - Complicated relationship. We enjoy each other's cultures and food and I have a majority of hers in mein clay. But she needs to just stop crying about her long lost Communist glory and her SARs because she is never going to get them back. Hong Kong and  Macau are both supposed to be independent or  British and  Portuguese colonies, not yours! Also don't try to touch my  vater's islands, and stop treating die  Uyghurs poorly and forcing them into "re-education" camps, you  Nazi wannabe! You've done enough, fake communist. We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both Asian. GIB HONG KONG BACK TO  HIS VATER! You can also take  your shitty excuse for a President and shove your CCP and PLA up your ass. And i'm just laughing when your environmental health rate is falling, so stop bullying me for mine. Prepare to die. STUPID GREAT DRAGON, REMOVE DIMSUM!!! You deserved losing and you tried to invade me!!! Ahem, I meant just ignore the past and be friends. NEIN! Remove immigrants from mein borders!
 * Bangladeshball - Stop turning mein vater into Banglasia and remove bad commercials! I am your largest investor and main trading partner however. Don't make me pull the trade plug! On the good side, we have a large minority of his living in mein clay (mostly in mein capital city, New Lübeck.) They also came to mein Vater's clay to work there. But The Box Assassin > Uro Cola ads. Give up on getting aid from zat  Chink, Ich will assist yuo instead of her!
 * Nepalrawr - STOP KILLING MEIN TOURISTS!!! At least we hate Chink Commie and you have Gurkhas in  auntie's clay.
 * Israelcube - We were the first to have them in Asien, also we are trying to make them great again. On the bad side, some of them are Islamophobic and mein people don't really like them. On the bright side, I do not recognize your big sister as she is friends with  Chink.
 * Iranball - Around 20,000 Persians live in New Lübeck and Seremban, but STOP COMPARING USABALL TO SATAN!!! AND STOP BULLYING MEIN FRIENDS!!!
 * Chileball - Ich like your Empanadas and Chilean Wine, but why do you hate mein auntie and why steal  mein bestie's sea? Now he ist anti-imperialist because of yuo.
 * Cambodiaball - 4000 Cambodians in New Lübeck, but also puppet of Chink Commie.
 * Laosball - Same as Cambodia but with 3500 Laotians. Ich respect you on Chile.
 * Armeniaball - 20,000 of her people live in mein clay especially in New Lübeck. But why are you friends with Evil Chink and zat  Islamophobic Kinder-Lumper? Other than that, dich have delicious Boeregs.
 * Autotopiaball and Janorotiaball - Ich support both of you equally. Stop fighting each other plox. Ich have a car manufacturer and your Janorots are cool. So I am on both sides.
 * Kuwaitball - Helped brought Islam to mein clay. But stop mistreating my uncle's,  mein stepmama's and  Ethiopia's people. That's why they hate yuo.
 * Saudi Arabiaball (sometimes) - Same as Kuwaitball. Sometimes we are friends, sometimes we are enemies. But most of the time we don't care much.
 * Serbiaball - Islamophobic stepbro. Is of needing to calm down. Frenemy. Also, you should give Kosovoball independence and try to recognize him, and stop being friends with  Chink Commie. I really have no time to riot about you, so please stop making empty threats! JUST CALM DOWN. PLEASE BE NICE! Also I am friends with  Turkeyball now, so sorry. Maybe Ich can improve your overall personality by making you accept Kebabs as Serbs rather than shoving Serbian culture down their throats, and plox convince other countries to recognize  Kosovo. So, we have neutral relations right now.
 * Russiaball - (Until 1995) EIN MONSTER!!! YUO ARE DIE REASON ICH AM FULL OF TANK ANIMATORS NOW!!! DAS IST DIE REASON ICH AM BECOMING INTO NEW KARELIA!!! YUOR FAULT!!! Scary stepbruder who flooded me with tank animators (BFDI ripoffs.) Stepbro. Best left alone. Also worst enemy and New Lübeck ist now Little Moscow. '''AIRSTRIKE!!! FICK DICH!!! (Since 1995) We are getting along nowadays and Ich like your version of Hardstyle, yuor Landmarks, YouTubers and Borscht but Ich still miss yuor  Tsarist incarnation...
 * Canadaball - Ich defeat yuo 8-3 höhöhöhöhöhö!!! Other than zat, Ich like your Maple Syrup, and mein Commonwealth buddy.
 * Lanesonidaball - Die South American Serbia story. Gib  Islinaball his independence plox and stop hating  Donlaidaball.
 * Islamophobes Team - Stop insulting Islam plox. If anything, get mad at  them instead. They are the reason Islam looks evil! But I am friends with Spanien and Serbien (a bit...) and India is mein stepmother. So Ich do not hate all of them.

Feinde/Musuh/Enemies

 * Jihadistballs - Fake Jihadists! You made Islam look bad! You of messing up mein beautiful New Lübeck! Go back to the Middle East and get Jihad-crazy there! But, Ich will pay you 1000 Drachma to mess in Serbien. Mein people do not like some fake Islamist here! Ich will be more comfortable with you if you shut up about bombing and terrorizing countries and using Allah as an excuse! Like mein vater said, STOP MAKING DIE WORLD HATING ISLAM, THANKS TO DICH, NON-KEBABS MOSTLY THINK THAT ISLAM IS AN EXTREMIST RELIGION WHEN THE PROBLEM IS NOT ISLAM BUT YUORSELF!!! *summons The Box Assassin from a delivery box he's holding and shoots them one by one*
 * Cataloniaball - Ich do not care if you are friends with mein cousin, shut up about being commie. Ich do not appreciate you supporting mein  Aunt's so-called "Taiwan Independence" movement. Keep crying at  Russland, he cannot into helpings.
 * Ouweaball - Ich do not appreciate your behaviour. Why dich yuo hasse Burger? Just because he bombed yuo? Oh my. Hopefully America comes back to bomb you again and goes forth by getting a nuke to the face, Burger hater!
 * American Ouweaball - HA! You just served your punishment by Burger and lost Raandatan! You also assimilated into Burger which is gute. Now have fun being Burger's slave you Americaphobic monster!
 * Liyubisaball - Narhabi is Baltland, you stupid America hater! I really hope you end up like American Ouweaball and Asparia becomes independent!
 * NO! Asparia of deservings to-
 * SHUT UP, SWEINHUND! (summons Box Guy and makes him shoot Liyubisa) UND NEVER COME BACK FROM ZE DEAD!
 * Belarusball - Lukashenko, listen. Ich have 3 words for du: JUST. RESIGN. ALREADY. Also friend with Chink Commie so enemy.
 * Australiaball (rarely) - Stole Austria's name. Period.
 * El Kadsreball - Technic Heroes enough said.
 * Palestineball - REMOVE INTIFADA!!! YOU ARE NOT OF COUNTRY, YUO ARE OF ISRAEL AND THAT'S THAT!!! SHUT UP ABOUT INDEPENDENCE UND DEAL WITH IT YUO TERRORIST WANNABE!!! ICH HATE YUO SO MUCH I WILL OF ANSCHLUSS YUO!!!
 * Jitler - For insulting mein unkel.
 * CSAball - YOU ARE OF NIMMERMEHR INDEPENDENT! YOU ARE FOREVER PART OF AMERICA YUO RACIST SCHWEIN! NEIN ZUR UNABHÄNGIGKEIT FOR DIE CONFEDERACY!!! NEVER COME BACK AGAIN YUO EVIL!!!
 * Whitonargenball - Same story as CSAball. REMOVE RACISM!!! AM GLAD YUOR MOM IST TOT ÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!!
 * Daniel Middleton - YOU!!!!! STOP MAKING MY PEOPLE GIVE UP ON ROBLOX AND JOIN YOUR FANBASE YUO HATEFUL BRAINWASHING NAZI WANNABEISH MONSTROUS DEVIL! ALSO ICH HASSE YUO FOR TEARING MEIN FLAG APART, YOU INFIDEL BRITISH JITLER WANNABE PIECE OF SCHEISSE! ENOUGH MIT DER BRAINWASHING, WHAT HAVE YUO DONE!!! FACEBOOK, PIXIV, YOUTUBE, TWITTER AND THEN DEVIANTART 2X??!!!! F*** F*** DAN!!!! REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE, RIDICULE DANTDM, YUO ARE DIE WORST YUOTUBER IN DER WELT!!!!! STOP TURNING MEIN YUOTUBERS INTO MINECRAFTARDS BY MAKING THEM OBSESSED WITH YUOR VIDEOS!!! ICH - WILL - BAN YOU!! ROBLOX ========== MINECRAFT! FRICK YOU TO HELL! TAKE OPERATION DIAMONDHEAD TO YUOR FACE! NOW GET OUT OF THIS FREAKING SITE NAO OR ELSE!!! Wait, your Custom Mod Adventure series ended in Denton winning?! IST GUT FOR DU!!! ALSO DENTON DESERVED TO WIN AND MAKE YUO UND DR. TRAYAWFUL HIS SLAVES ÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!! ENJOY YUOR NEW LIFE AS DIE BAD GUYS OF YUOR OWN SHOW!!! Und nao dat yuo are die villain, yuo can go take over die welt der  Minecraft mit yuor new Master. SERVES YUO RIGHT FOR CONTROLLING MEIN YOUTUBERS!!!
 * Japanese Empireball - He would not let me have independence and forced me to be a peasant in his country for 5 straight years. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN YOU SCHWEIN!
 * Nazi Germanyball - NEVER FORGET HOLOCAUST! NEVER FORGET YOU BLITZED UK!! NEVER FORGET EVERYTHING BAD YOU HAVE COMMITTED!!! DU ARE NO LONGER OF REAL, DU ARE OF JUST AN ALBTRAUM AND DAS IST DIE END OF IT!!! Remember what Conker said to game pirates: he will find out where yuo live and he will kill all your remaining followers, he's being deadly serious! You've pissed him off already, ein apology ist too late! His chainsaw will rip through die mett of all your followers and disciples. He ist coming to murder you and everyone who you love. And oh look, he found out where yuo live! SOON DIE ONLY PROOF OF YUOR EXISTENCE WILL BE YOUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE!!!! ICH HASSE DICH FOR LIFE. EVEN MEIN  VATER HATES YUO AND IS ASHAMED OF HIMSELF BECAUSE OF DICH!!! BUT ICH CARE NIMMERMEHR, YOUR  HITLER IST DEAD. ÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!!