The Showdown of the Countries 2


 * Let's fight more! I will shoot my laser at my enemies! (A laser shooter comes out of Robotia and then he shoots the laser at North Korea)
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (burns to small coal)
 * There, you little shit got what you deserve. I'll shoot Wcsoa next! (A laser shooter comes out of Robotia and then he shoots the laser at Wcsoa)
 * OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! STOP IT YOU GREAT SATAN PUPPE- (burns to small coal)
 * Alright, let's shoot Ouwea next! (A laser shooter comes out of Robotia and then he shoots the laser at Ouwea)
 * REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! STOP IT!!! (burns to small coal)
 * Yes! (dances robotically)
 * Go kys, heroes.
 * No you! (shoots laser beams from his eyes at VC)
 * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y U DO DIS?!?!?!?!?! (ded)
 * HEY, YOU STUPID IMPERIALIST PIG DOG!!!
 * What?! Another friend of my worst enemy?!
 * HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FRIEND BY SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES!!! PREPEARE TO DIE, YOU DUCHINS!!! (Grabs a gun and shoots SC, finally revives  Villain Commonwealthball.)
 * Thanks, Warton!
 * You're welcome, comrade!
 * DER WELT-
 * SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DUCHINS!!! (shoots Switzerland, killing him instantly) Hey, how about we kill that stupid imperialist pig dog and his stupid friends?
 * Sure!
 * No you! (Grabs a pistol and shoots Warton but fails)
 * BONK HIM!!!!
 * UR B Ö N K E D
 * (dies)
 * Thanks, Villain Commonwealth for bonking that fucking capitalist burger!
 * No problem, Warton!
 * HEY! WHY DID YOU ATTACK MY BIG BROTHE-
 * SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE!!! (shoots Palruto)
 * (ded)
 * STOP KILLING CAPITALISTS YOU FINORGOS DE POTAS!!!!!! (shoots Warton and VC)
 * (ded)
 * wtf is going on
 * Phew, safe at last- (gets shot by Inverted Armenia)
 * (Goku Black laugh) Come here, you himarner.
 * Beep Boop Baap
 * (kills Funlkandia)
 * TIDAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
 * Hey, Inverted Armenia! Stop murdering innocent people, yeh!
 * DIE! (Blasts a Black Kamehameha against Colono)
 * Yare Yare Daze. ORA-
 * (punches Jotaro but got punched by Star Platinum)
 * Hey, you! (Stabs Inverted Armenia)
 * (Screams Painfully and then dies)
 * BOIKU VUZINDESKA, CHINUNG!!! (Translation: TIME TO DIE, CHINA!!!) (grabs a bamboo and stabs China)
 * Ow, ow, ow! Stop it, Zengidunsa! (dies)
 * Nice job killing him, Zengidunsa!
 * No plobrem, Marichka!
 * AMERICA, HOW DARE YOU STEAL NARHABI FROM ME!!! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU SON OF A HARAM!!! (Anschlusses USA)
 * (screams and dies)
 * Thanks for killing that BOMBER BURGER!
 * You're welcome, Ouwea!
 * HEY, LIYUBISA! WHY DID YOU ANSCHLUSS THE UNITED STATES YOU HIJO DE PUTA?! THAT IS IT! DIE! YOU TOO, OUWEA! (shoots Liyubisa and Ouwea, finaly revives USA)
 * Thanks, Lanesonida!
 * ha ha misle a u comi  what u agian
 * De nada. You can leave until someone attacks you.
 * I will bonk you, Islamophobic hermano! (bonks Lanesonida)
 * Ouch!
 * Autotopia, you are a disgrace to me and my friends!
 * Yeah!
 * No you! (throws some tires at Janorotia)
 * Hey! No! Stop throwing tires at me you son of a bitch!
 * GET OUT OF OUR SIGHT RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Awwww. (drives away sadly)
 * Have no fear, the Superhero Commonwealth is here!
 * Oh no! The Superhero Commonwealth!
 * Zgvto, you just hurted my car brother's feelings! Time to die, now!!! (Fires beams from his eyes at Zgvto)
 * OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! (dies from too much pain)
 * OH, NO YOU DON'T, SUKA BLYAT'Z!!! (kills Superhero Commonwealth with a burning frying pan, then revives Zgvto)
 * Thanks for reviving me, Tuplia!
 * You're welcome, comrade!
 * HEY, TUPLIA!!!
 * What now?!
 * I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED SUPERHERO COMMONWEALTH!!! YOU KNOW THAT HE IS THE GREATEST SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME!!!
 * SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SUKA BLYAT'Z!!! (kills USA with a burning frying pan)
 * Brother, noooooooooooooooooo! Tuplia, you little shit! How dare you kill my brother with a burning frying pan like you did to Superhero Commonwealth, eh!
 * SHUT UP, YOU SUKA BLYAT'Z!!! (kills Canada with a burning frying pan) Now, how about let's kill that stupid talking car and his stupid friends, Zgvto?
 * Good idea!
 * Not again! Train Island, Flightopolis, and Boat Harbor, attack Tuplia and Zgvto! I'll also attack them! Broom, broom!
 * Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga...
 * Newrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
 * (steam noises)
 * When I say the name... COMRADUS ROCKETERUS! (launches a missile against the vehicle quartet, fatally wounding them)
 * OUCH!
 * Xexexe!
 * Thank you so much for launching a missile against the stupid vehicle quartet!
 * You're welcome, comrade!
 * Holy Carburetor! That Tuplia launched a missile against me and my brothers! The vehicle quartet! Assemble! (combines along with Boat Harbor, Flightopolis, and Train Island, creating the Vehicular Uniontangle)
 * You asked for it, suka blyat'z!
 * (Revs his engine)
 * Kaj za vraga is wrong with you, Zegavija in Tuplija?! Yuo kill my uncle?! That's it! Thank goodness you've got someone to fight. Behold, Vehicular Uniontangle!
 * Vehicular Union, go!
 * DAR WURLD!! (Time freezes and Saraless steals a burning frying pan from Tuplia and she places him on the burning frying pan.)
 * (Time starts again) Ouch! That burns! Help me! (dies from burning)
 * Great job, Saraless! Now, slice Zgvto in half!
 * Yes, sir! (slices Zgvto in half)
 * (screams)
 * Hey, North Korea, are you ready to die?
 * SHUT UP!!!!
 * You shut up. (stabs North Korea)
 * Ouch.
 * Get out, now!
 * Awwww. (leaves)
 * Never, you suka blyat! (hits Hermaldan with a flower vase but Hermaldan dodges)
 * I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to him!
 * Fine. (leaves)
 * (Gets revived by a lightning) HEY, STUPID SARALESS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, PIGDOG SUKA!!!
 * (runs from Tuplia) You can't catch me, hoi, hoi hoi hoi, hoi!
 * Grrrrrrrrrr!
 * UR B Ö N K E D-
 * (breaks New Bremen's spine, then rushes against Saraless)
 * Help! Somebody! He's already coming to me fast!
 * Xexexexexe!
 * Hey, what's wrong, Saraless?
 * That Oceanian commie is chasing after me, can you kill him?
 * Yes, ma'am! (flies to a rock, then picks it up, then flies to Tuplia and throws a rock at him)
 * (throws a rock back at Superhero Commonweath and Saraless)
 * (dodges a rock)
 * Ow! No! Get lost you pathetic Oceanian commie!
 * Hoihoi! You still can't catch me!
 * Oh, come on! (races to Saraless)
 * Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, you're a very slow man!
 * Saraless, that parody of the Gingerbread Man's catchphrase was terrible! (throws another rock at Saraless)
 * (dodges another rock) This is dramatic! I need to call another country to help me escape Tuplia!
 * Don't worry, Sara-
 * (Rips Bug Forest's stinger and wings off, wears them, and flies against Saraless and Superhero Commonwealth)
 * This, is, awful! He's wearing Bug Forest's stinger and wings! Ick need to call Amerikar to kill him! (grabs her phone, and calls USA)
 * (USA's phone rings)
 * (answers his phone) Hello?
 * Hey, Amerikar. Ick am trying to escape Tuplia! Can you come and kill him?
 * Sure!
 * Great plan! I'll see you later! Bye! (ends her call with USA)
 * Hey, up there! Prepare to die! (grabs a pistol, and shoots Tuplia)
 * (deflects USA's bullets) Nice try, you suka blyat'z!
 * Oh man! Sorry, Saraless, he deflected my bullets, keep running. I gotta leave.
 * Yeah! Leave right now, suka blyat'z!
 * There is 1 imposter among us. And Tuplia was the imposter!
 * Good statement, Skeldia. I should call Taiwan and Hong Kong!
 * Hey, Saraless.
 * What do you want from us, m8?
 * That no good Tuplia is chasing after mik, this time, he ripped Bug Forest's stinger and wings of and is now wearing them. Attack him!
 * We're on it! (summons a Chinese dragon and the Chinese dragon attacks Tuplia)
 * Diu lei lo mo, sei tai pok gai m8! (summons another Chinese dragon to attadck Tuplia)
 * Metallic Silver Overdrive! (uses Metallic Silver Overdrive to weaken Hong Kong's dragon) Sunlight Yellow Overdrive! (slices Taiwan's Chinese dragon's head and Hong Kong's with Tuplia's Sunlight Yellow Overdrive, killing both of them)
 * Hey, you piece of shessi!
 * What?
 * How about you go fuck yourself, littich shessi!
 * No! Now shut the fuck up, you suka blyat'z!
 * DER-
 * (assaults Switzerland, then summons Sejuk) Sejuk, my pirate comrade, attack that time-stopping suka blyat'z!
 * Yes, sir! (attacks Switzerland but fails)
 * No you! DER WELT!! (Time freezes and Switzerland summons an ibex.)
 * (Time starts again)
 * Ibex: (Charges at Tuplia)
 * (screams) Stop it, you stupid ibex! (kicks the ibex out of the earth but the ibex is too strong)
 * Ibex: (bleats angrily, then charges at and attacks Tuplia)
 * (screams, gets attacked by the ibex) You know what, Switzerland, I give up! Goodbye! (runs away)
 * Yeah, get out of my sight, Tuplia! You too, Sejuk!
 * Fine! (runs away)
 * Thanks, Switzerland! You saved my life!
 * You're welcome, Saraless!
 * Hey, Turkey! Anschluss Gyro!
 * Yes, Geztirikstan! (Becomes Ottomantangle and anschlusses Greece)
 * (Does Crab Rave)
 * (gasps) Dad! (runs to Greece's body) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * (screams ragefully, causing him to turn into Super Saiyan, then attacks Turkey and Geztirikstan, killing both, and finally revives Greece)
 * Thanks, New Crete!
 * You're welcome, dad!
 * Fake China, North Korea, and Iostina! I will anschluss you 3 now!
 * No you! 世界！ (time freezes, bashes Malichka with a golden burning mace, and then time starts again)
 * I'm burning! (screams, then dies from burning)
 * XIXIXIXIXI! BULN, WESTELN PUPPET!
 * China, good job bashing Marichka with a gorden bulning mace!
 * Yeah, he deselved it fol tlying to anschruss me and tuln me into that westeln puppet!
 * That fat burger needs to be killed!
 * Okay!
 * Oh crap, it's China!
 * Time to die, fatass! (Anschlusses USA)
 * (dies)
 * Hey! You son of a bumper! Why did you anschluss my brother! You know what, time to run over you! (runs over China)
 * Ow! Iostina, glab a shotgun and shoot Autotopia!
 * Yes, sil! (grabs a shotgun, and shoots Autotopia, killing him instantly)
 * Oh, thanks, Iostina! Werr, it's time to 转换！！！ (Iostina merges into China's body, then North Korea.) Powerlink! ( CNKIsphere appears) It's time for China-NorKor-Iostina!
 * Hey, you pl0nker!!!
 * What? You think you'le stlonk? (turns into Legendary Super Saiyan)   (crushes Hong Kong)
 * (screams)
 * Hey! You punk!
 * Die! (grab's Taiwan's body and drags her into the ground)
 * (screams)
 * (laughs hysterically) I wirr kirr arr of these westeln pigdogs out thele!
 * Hey, you!
 * What?
 * (Turns into Super Saiyan) You dare to hurt my poor friends Hong Kong and Taiwan? Come on then, CNKI! (rushes against CNKIsphere)
 * (fires Omega Blast at Armenia)
 * This is not good! Dragon Coast, attack him!
 * The time has come! Huarong, go! (summons a Chinese dragon)
 * Chinese Dragon: (roars and breathes fire at CNKI)
 * I'm immune to file, stupid dlagon! (Turns into Legendary Super Saiyan God, kicks the Chinese dragon out of the Earth)
 * Chinese Dragon: (roars while getting kicked out of the Earth)
 * Hey! Why would you do that?!
 * I tord youl Chinese dlagon that I'm immune to file, so I decided to kick his ass out of Ealth!
 * No fail!
 * Yes fail! (Grabs Dragon Coast's body, and drags him into the ground)
 * (screams)
 * (turns into Super Saiyan God, then fires Kamehameha at CNKIsphere) Armenian Egypt, do something, my son!
 * Kamehameha! (fires Kamehameha at CNKIsphere)
 * (dodges Kamehameha) Grrrrrrrr... (rushes against Armenian Egypt)
 * No! (Gets beaten up by CNKI)
 * I'm coming for you, Armenian Egypt! (rushes against CNKIsphere)
 * Don't you dale ol erse I wirr file Kamehameha at you!
 * (Charges at CNKI) You better leave my son alone now!
 * Okay, you asked fol it!
 * DAR WURLD- (gets blasted by CNKIsphere's Omega Blast)
 * (Turns into Legendary Super Saiyan Blue) You'le next, Almenia! KA...ME...HA...ME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!  (Fires Kamehameha at Armenia)
 * (Turns into Super Saiyan Blue) KA...ME...HA...ME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!  (Fires Kamehameha at CNKI) Georgia! I need help!
 * What is it, Armenia?!
 * We need to defeat CNKIsphere!
 * Alright, I'm coming for you, CNKI! (Turns into Super Saiyan Blue) GALICK... GUN!!!!!!!  (fires Galick Gun at CNKI)
 * You rittre shits! (summons a Chinese dragon)
 * Chinese Dragon: (roars and breathes fire at Armenia and Georgia)
 * (fires Love Sign "Master Spark" at CNKIsphere and his Chinese dragon)
 * Voltar Thunderseer! (uses his wand to make a lightning come out of it and the lightning goes to CNKIsphere)
 * (dodges the lightning from Fantasyland's wand) HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! (fires purple Kamehameha against Fantasyland with Omega Blast)
 * Expelliarmus! (uses his wand to disarm the purple Kamehameha from CNKI)
 * Oh, come on!
 * (starts making Spirit Bomb) Egypt, Armenian Sudan, JoJo, Superman, and everyone! Lend me your energy!
 * Oh no you don't! Youl fliends ale no match to defeat me xixixi!
 * No u!
 * DIE!!! (blasts 3 Omega Blasters against New Petseri, Emas, and New Schleswig)
 * Oof!
 * That was unacceptable! (gives CNKI a Mario Error)
 * I'm immune to youl jumpscales, potato head! (Grabs Emas' body, and drags him into the ground)
 * (screams)
 * (fires Blazing Aura at CNKI)
 * I'm immune to Brazing Aula, bitch! (throws a raspberry at Egypt)
 * Hey, don't throw that raspberry at me!
 * (grunts) I don't cale!
 * (punches CNKI multiple times)
 * Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
 * Wingardium Leviosa! (uses his wand on the tomato to make it fly, then the tomato lands on CNKI)
 * LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (shakes the tomato splat off his head, charges at Fantasyland)
 * Oh no.
 * (beats up Fantasyland)
 * Ouch! Stop beating me up you dirty fake communist!
 * Now! (throws a Spirit Bomb at CNKI)
 * Oh! This is painfur! You know what, take this! (hits Armenia with a burning frying pan)
 * Help! I'm burning! (screams)
 * Don't worry, mate. I will get Fishland to put the fire out. I got Fishland in his fish bowl.
 * (sprays water to put the fire on Armenia out)
 * Thanks, Fishland!
 * Ugh! Why you do this?!
 * (screams, causing him to turn into Super Saiyan Blue Evolution) Big Bang... ATTACK!!! (fires Big Bang Attack at CNKI)
 * Ouch! You son of a bitch!
 * Time to spray water at you! (sprays water at CNKI)
 * No you! (Turns into Blue God Broly, blasts an Omega Blaster against Fishland. The Omega Blaster goes right through him)
 * No! (gets blasted by CNKIsphere's Omega Blast)
 * Expelliarmus! (Deflects the Omega Blast and it goes to the sky instead)
 * (evil laughs) I wirr dlag you into the glound, Geolgia! (Grabs Georgia's body, and drags him into the ground)
 * Help, Armenia!
 * Not a second chance! (Uses Instant Transmission, then fires Kamehameha against CNKI)
 * (dodges Armenia's Kamehameha) Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!
 * ,: (starts performing a fusion dance) Fu... si... on...HA!!! (fuses into AENA)
 * Oh no you don't! Youl fusion is no match to defeat me!
 * LEAVE MY FATHER'S FRIEND ALONE!!! (fires Love Sign "Master Spark" at CNKI)
 * DIE! (Blasts a Red Kamehameha against New Lori)
 * I'm coming for you, bloody wanker!
 * UL B Ö N K E D (crushes Australia)
 * Or are you? Guess what, Fused Fake China-Fake Korea-Iostina is the impostor! (turns into Sussuit and votes CNKI out)
 * DIE!!! (shoots Sussuit)
 * Skeldia's right! You're the imposter!
 * (Sus votes CNKI out and it resplits.)
 * Die, fake commie! (stabs CNKI with a knife)
 * Oh no! I'm gonna lesprit! Bye! (resplits into China,  North Korea and  Iostina)
 * I'm out of hele!
 * Me too!
 * Me thlee!
 * Never come back AGAIN, mag-
 * (stabs Superhero Commonwealth with God Split Cut, then fires Skeldia with Black Power Ball, and brings CNKI back from the space)
 * Thanks fol leviving me, Invelted Yameiniya!
 * No, that cannot happen!
 * Avada Kedavra-
 * (blasts a Purple Kamehameha against Fantasyland)
 * (stabs Fantasyland with God Split Cut, killing him instantly)
 * Gleat job Invelted Almenia. I was scaled that Fantasyrand was about to cast a kirring culse on me.
 * OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! CNKI, HOW DARE YOU BLAST A PURPLE KAMEHAMEHA AGAINST FANTASYLAND, AND INVERTED ARMENIA, HOW DARE YOU STAB FANTASYLAND WITH GOD SPLIT CUT!!!! THAT'S IT! YOU BOTH ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 51424237857639481230148621000000000000000000000000000000 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOMS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BENDAN!!! (blasts an Omega Blaster against Vyond)
 * NEVER COME BACK AGAIN, YOU MANCHILD!!! (destroys Vyond with Super Black Kamehameha)
 * (buzzes to CNKI)
 * No! Stupid Bug Folest, shoo! (grabs some bug spray and sprays Bug Forest, killing him instantly)
 * Not so fast, fake punks! (grab 2 pistols and uses then to shoot CNKI and Inverted Armenia)
 * Ouch!
 * That's what both of you get!
 * Quick, stop the time and kirr Amelica!
 * ԱՇԽԱՐՀԸ!!! (time freezes, fires Divine Retribution at USA, and then time starts again)
 * (screams, then falls to the ground)
 * Good job!
 * America! (rushes to USA)
 * I will revive Fantasyland! (revives Fantasyland)
 * Thanks, Switzerland!
 * You're welcome, Fantasyland!
 * Serpensortia! (uses his wand to summon a snake)
 * Snake: (hisses)
 * America, you are all right?
 * I'm fine, it's just that the fake version of you fired Divine Retribution at me.
 * Die, stupid snake! (summons a storm cloud and the lightning bolt strikes the snake)
 * Hey! You bloody wanker!
 * What?
 * Crucio! (tortures CNKI with the Cruciatus Curse)
 * Ow! Why did you do this?!?!?!?!?!
 * Because you're a fake communist, mate!
 * Nobody cales, westeln puppet!
 * That's it! I will revive Superhero Commonwealth for this!
 * Don't you dale!
 * Resurrectus! (uses his wand to revive Superhero Commonwealth)
 * Thank you, Fantasyland!
 * You're welcome. Now, let's get going!
 * Uh, uh, uh! I wirr levive my bestie! (revives Villain Commonwealth)
 * Insert cliche villainous cackle! Guess who's back guys. Oh, I forgot I broke my promise to never return.
 * Oh no, he's what I call, the Dark Lord!
 * Prepare to die, fake maggots! (fires a beam from his eyes)
 * (dodge the beams from SC's eyes, then they both fire an Orange Kamehameha at him)
 * (dodges the Orange Kamehameha) Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! (hides from CNKI and Inverted Armenia)
 * (hacks Superhero Commonwealth, causing him to degrade into his pre-1984 self)
 * Nice job degrading me, fake Armenia.
 * (laughs intensely) You no longer have superpowers! ԱՇԽԱՐ-
 * Sectumsempra! (Lacerates Inverted Armenia)
 * Help me, CNKI, I'm hurt...
 * Yeah, give up! No one will help you!
 * NO!!! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!! KA...ME...HA...ME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!  (fires Kamehameha at Fantasyland)
 * Stop right there False Armenia! Dunia, berhenti masa! (Uses "The World" and dodges Inverted Armenia's attacks, killing him)
 * HOW DALE YOU!
 * How about memati kau?! (summons a giant blueberry-person to attack CNKI)
 * (turns into Ultra Instinct, then Kamehameha at CNKI)
 * Mutatius Eureka! (Reupgrades Superhero Commonwealth) Resurrectus! (Revives Funklandia and Emas)
 * That's gut, Fantasyland.
 * Thanks! Beep boop!
 * No problem.
 * Is this youl almy, Fantasyrand?
 * No! Dragonus! (summons a dragon)
 * Dragon: (roars and breathes fire at CNKI)
 * (yeets Teenblueberry out into space, fires Kamehameha at Fantasyland's dragon, and punches Armenia)
 * Ow!
 * Eat this blueberry pie, you bodoh! (feeds CNKI a blueberry pie)
 * I'm immune to yuol fetishes, pelvelt! (cuts Borneo with a chainsaw, killing him instantly)
 * (ghost): Pembunuh kau! I hate yuo!
 * (turns into Mastered Ultra Instinct, fires Supreme Kamehameha at CNKI)
 * This is no good. Monsteria, scare him!
 * You got it! (roars)
 * (screams) Don't scale me rike that, you stupid monstel! Prus, that's not even an attack! (stabs Monsteria with God Split Cut, killing him instantly)
 * Hey! You dumb fake commie!
 * What?
 * How about I kill yo-
 * (grunts) I don't give a shit!
 * (hits CNKI with his Power Pole) I'm talking to you, son of a bitch! (turns into Super Saiyan)
 * LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (fires a Yellow Kamehameha against Armenia)
 * Not a chance! (deflects a Yellow Kamehameha against CNKI with his Power Pole)
 * I'll find a car to crush that fused communist! (flies to find a car, then lifts it, then flies to CNKI, and throws it at him)
 * OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!! (groans in pain)
 * STAR PLATINUM, ԱՇԽԱՐՀԸ!!! (time freezes, then summons Yerevan as his stand)

Ending 1
To be continued with The Showdown of the Countries 3
 * (punches CNKI) ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! (time resumes)
 * (screams)
 * ,: Ka...me...ha...me... HA!!! (fires Kamehamehas against CNKI)
 * GALICK... GUN!!! (fires Galick Gun against CNKI)
 * Grrrrrrrrrrr...
 * (screams, causing him to turn into Super Saiyan 4) KAIOKEN TIMES 20! (uses Kaioken, then punches CNKI right into his face) ARMENIA, LET'S DO FUSION DANCE BEFORE HE KILLS US!
 * Got it, Xeno Armenia!
 * Grrrrrrrrrrr! This cannot be! It's a seclet technique!
 * ,: Fu... si... on... HA!!! (fuses into Xenoverse Mastered Ultra Instinct 4 Armenia) KAIOKEN TIMES 40!!! (uses Kaioken, impales CNKI)
 * (groans) What have you done???
 * KA... ME.. HA... ME... HA!!! (fires the Final Supreme Kamehameha against CNKI)
 * Drum roll, please!
 * (does a drum roll on his drum set)
 * Thanks, Musicland!
 * (screams, gets disintegrated by Armenia's Final Supreme Kamehameha)
 * (plays his drum set)
 * Timus Freezus! (stops the time) Avada Kedavra! (kills CNKI and Villain Commonwealth with a Killing Curse, and then time starts again)
 * (screams, then resplits into China, North Korea and Iostina)
 * Oh no, we wele about to be kirred! (runs away)
 * (both run away too)
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU FOOLS, I'M DEAD NOW!!! THIS TIME, I PROMISE I WILL ACTUALLY NEVER RETURN!!! GOODBYE FOREVER!!! (dies)
 * We won?
 * Yes!
 * WE FREAKING WON!!!
 * Boom Bastia! (uses his wand to make fireworks)
 * Let's have a feast again! (resplits into Armenia and the Xenoverse version of Armenia)
 * I think I should revive everyone in the battle first. Resurrectus! (revives everyone who is dead)
 * (changes back into his original form) Now, let's have a feast again!
 * (Later, at Armeniaball's house, celebrating a victory feast again after the battle)

Ending 2

 * (punches CNKI) ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA- (Gets mutilated by CNKI's God Split Cut)
 * (screams, then dies instantly because of the stand mutilation)
 * Holy shit! He killed JoJo Armenia! Armenia, we better finish CNKI off before he kills us all!
 * Got it, Xeno Armenia! (rushes against CNKI along with Xeno Armenia)
 * Not so fast! (fires Omega Blasters against Xeno Armenia and Armenia)
 * ,: (dodges CNKI's Omega Blasters) SPIRIT BOMB KAMEHAMEHA!!! (combines Spirit Bomb with Kamehameha, firing Spirit Bomb Kamehameha)
 * (Deflects the Spirit Bomb, causing it to go to both Armenias instead and killing them)
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (uses Final Explosion against CNKI)
 * (uses a barrier shield) IT'S MY TULN NOW, 薩哈特維洛! (fires Omega Blaster against Georgia)
 * (deflects CNKI's Omega Blaster, but turns into his base form, then dies from exhaustion)
 * Another cliche overused evil cackle! Norkor-China-Iostina, I order you to dispose of fake amusement park.
 * Sule thing! (Uses Omega Blaster to kill off Fantasyland)
 * Petrificus! (Tries a petrification orb but the Omega Blaster throws it towards Fantasyland, killing him instead. The resulting statue is brought to life as one of VC's stone minions)
 * Who's a pretty living statue minion...(pats evil statuefied Fantasyland) Now you're mine.
 * (evil laugh) Greetings, comrade!
 * Greetings, although you're such an authentic villain.
 * Yes! I am pure evil!
 * Sure. Last thing on our list, get rid of Lavash.
 * Stop right here, you son of a haram! (thrashes VC and Supervillain Commonwealth with his Green Lantern powers)
 * You too! (uses Green Lantern energy to make a sword, then almost stabs VM, VC and SVC, but they get stabbed too, petrified and brought back to life as VC's evil stone minions)
 * (flies towards VM, CNKI, and Supervillain Commonwealth) Superman has come to save the day! (fires Heat Vision at CNKI, VM, and Supervillain Commonwealth)
 * Ah yes, my worst enemy. Looks like you and Lavash won't live long enough for this battle to end. So let's finish this! (Deflects parallel-universe Russia's heat vision, killing him)
 * (revives Russia and Xeno Armenia with his staff, but is injured before (s)he can start.)
 * You ain't reviving them no more! (Revives them with his occult powers as his minions)
 * No...You can't do this!
 * Or can I?
 * (VCball reveals that many of the belligerents except for Israel, Armenia and New Artsakh have been turned into his evil stone statue minions.)
 * IT'S YOU, VILLAIN COMMONWEALTHBALL!
 * And don't forget VM, my bestie who's actually behaving like an authentic villain.
 * What have you done to all our comrades?!
 * It's simple. Swap everybody's love with y'all for hate. That'll do, but I prefer to turn them into living statues too. Also, I've made them my minions, and once you lose, which you're wholly guaranteed to, so will you all.
 * Hands off the Xenoverse version of my dad!
 * I'd rather not. And I promise you, you'll be better stone-red than dead! (takes out whistle) May I all ask you to attack these three and dispose of them? *TPs away for a while*
 * (VM's and VC's brainwashed minions attack the three. Armenia uses his Goku powers, New Artsakh uses Muda, and Israel uses whatever (s)he has, but they find out they don't work on their petrified comrades, and they are weakened.)
 * Wait, our powers have no effect on your minions!
 * Plot twist, you guys don't have any powers, since I technically absorbed them.
 * No...no...no, no, no no no no! You cheated!
 * Well well well! I won this fair and square. You guys lose. And for the final blow. (whistles) Charge, minions! Have at them!
 * (VC's brainwashed minions charge towards Armenia, Israel and New Artsakh and deal them one final and critical hit. The trio wake up in a featureless white plane with VM and VC)
 * (evil chuckle) I knew you were weak all along! You were terribly wrong when you said you'd defeat us two! (mad laugh) We've defeated you, so you know what that means! We're stronger than you now, fools!
 * Now, to finish the job. (Creates a ball of dark energy) Goodbye Adobo-Lavash, goodbye gefilte fish, and most importantly, (Blasts the dark energy to Armenia, Israel and New Artsakh) GOODBYE LAVASH!!! INSERT ONE LAST OBLIGATORY DIABOLICAL CACKLE OF TRIUMPH!!!
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! NO NO NO NO!!!! NOOOO- (turns into stone)
 * (VM cackling evilly in the background while Armenia, Israel and New Artsakh turn into VC's living statue minions)
 * Job's done. And for the finishing touch...(Uses his occult powers to bring the resulting statues to life as his minions) Congratulations! You've technically fallen into my hands, which means I win.
 * WE WON!!! (Evil cackle)
 * Yeah yeah yeah, we won so shut the hell up.
 * (stops the cackle) And you know what that means...
 * We get to rule the world forever. Let's terraform this world into a hellhole.
 * (Villainsed Machine and Villain Commonwealthball turn the world into something akin to the Nether. After that appoint their last victims as their top knights. The end...of Albatrossien's canon of the Polandball Fanon Cinematic Universe continuity.)

Ending 3

 * (punches CNKI) ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA- (Gets mutilated by CNKI's God Split Cut)
 * (screams, then dies instantly because of the stand mutilation)
 * Holy shit! He killed JoJo Armenia! Armenia, we better finish CNKI off before he kills us all!
 * Got it, Xeno Armenia! (rushes against CNKI along with Xeno Armenia)
 * Not so fast! (fires Omega Blasters against Xeno Armenia and Armenia)
 * ,: (dodges CNKI's Omega Blasters) SPIRIT BOMB KAMEHAMEHA!!! (combines Spirit Bomb with Kamehameha, firing Spirit Bomb Kamehameha)
 * (Deflects the Spirit Bomb, causing it to go to both Armenias instead and killing them)
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (uses Final Explosion against CNKI)
 * (uses a barrier shield) IT'S MY TULN NOW, 薩哈特維洛! (fires Omega Blaster against Georgia)
 * (deflects CNKI's Omega Blaster, but turns into his base form, then dies from exhaustion)
 * Another cliche overused evil cackle! Norkor-China-Iostina, I order you to dispose of fake amusement park.
 * Sule thing! (Uses Omega Blaster to kill off Fantasyland)
 * Petrificus! (Tries a petrification orb but the Omega Blaster throws it towards Fantasyland, killing him instead. The resulting statue is brought to life as one of VC's stone minions)
 * Who's a pretty living statue minion...(pats evil statuefied Fantasyland) Now you're mine.
 * (evil laugh) Greetings, comrade!
 * Greetings, although you're such an authentic villain.
 * Yes! I am pure evil!
 * Sure. Last thing on our list, get rid of Lavash.
 * Stop right here, you son of a haram! (thrashes VC and Supervillain Commonwealth with his Green Lantern powers)
 * You too! (uses Green Lantern energy to make a sword, then almost stabs VM, VC and SVC, but they get stabbed too, petrified and brought back to life as VC's evil stone minions)
 * (flies towards VM, CNKI, and Supervillain Commonwealth) Superman has come to save the day! (fires Heat Vision at CNKI, VM, and Supervillain Commonwealth)
 * Ah yes, my worst enemy. Looks like you and Lavash won't live long enough for this battle to end. So let's finish this! (Deflects parallel-universe Russia's heat vision, killing him)
 * (revives Russia and Xeno Armenia with his staff, but is injured before (s)he can start.)
 * You ain't reviving them no more! (Revives them with his occult powers as his minions)
 * No...You can't do this!
 * Or can I?
 * (VCball reveals that many of the belligerents except for Israel, Armenia and New Artsakh have been turned into his evil stone statue minions.)
 * IT'S YOU, VILLAIN COMMONWEALTHBALL!
 * And don't forget VM, my bestie who's actually behaving like an authentic villain.
 * What have you done to all our comrades?!
 * It's simple. Swap everybody's love with y'all for hate. That'll do, but I prefer to turn them into living statues too. Also, I've made them my minions, and once you lose, which you're wholly guaranteed to, so will you all.
 * Hands off the Xenoverse version of my dad!
 * I'd rather not. And I promise you, you'll be better stone-red than dead! (takes out whistle) May I all ask you to attack these three and dispose of them? *TPs away for a while*
 * (VM's and VC's brainwashed minions attack the three. Armenia uses his Goku powers, New Artsakh uses Muda, and Israel uses whatever (s)he has, but they find out they don't work on their petrified comrades, and they are weakened.)
 * Wait, our powers have no effect on your minions!
 * Plot twist, you guys don't have any powers, since I technically absorbed them.
 * No...no...no, no, no no no no! You cheated!
 * Well well well! I won this fair and square. You guys lose. And for the final blow. (whistles) Charge, minions! Have at them!
 * (VC's brainwashed minions charge towards Armenia, Israel and New Artsakh and deal them one final and critical hit. The trio wake up in a featureless white plane with VM and VC)
 * (evil chuckle) I knew you were weak all along! You were terribly wrong when you said you'd defeat us two! (mad laugh) We've defeated you, so you know what that means! We're stronger than you now, fools!
 * Now, to finish the job. (Creates a ball of dark energy) Goodbye Adobo-Lavash, goodbye gefilte fish, and most importantly, (Blasts the dark energy to Armenia, Israel and New Artsakh) GOODBYE LAVASH!!! INSERT ONE LAST OBLIGATORY DIABOLICAL CACKLE OF TRIUMPH!!!
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! NO NO NO NO!!!! NOOOO- (turns into stone)
 * (VM cackling evilly in the background while Armenia, Israel and New Artsakh turn into VC's living statue minions)
 * Job's done. And for the finishing touch...(Uses his occult powers to bring the resulting statues to life as his minions) Congratulations! You've technically fallen into my hands, which means I win.
 * WE WON!!! (Evil cackle)
 * Yeah yeah yeah, we won so shut the hell up.
 * (stops the cackle) And you know what that means...
 * We get to rule the world forever. Let's terraform this world into a hellhole.
 * (Villainsed Machine and Villain Commonwealthball turn the world into something akin to the Nether. After that appoint their last victims as their top knights.)
 * Scratch Cat: Let's clean up the mess. (holds a giant broom and dustpan and sweeps VC,  VM and  CNKI into the dustpan) I am god cat. (uses magic to change Villainised Machine and Villain Commonwealth's minions into good again, makes them strong again, and changes the world back to normal)
 * Thanks! I thought everything will go wrong to our world!
 * (gets revived by lightning) Hey! What are you son of bitches doing here?! (revives Villain Commonwealth, VM, and CNKI)
 * Thanks for reviving us, Inverted Armenia! If we win again, we will rule the world this time, but if we lose, I will NEVER return! Got it?
 * Yes sir!
 * Let's try winning this time!
 * Not this time! You tried to make this world into a hellhole!
 * Fuck you!
 * No, fuck YOU!
 * If we rose to arr of you idiots, I wirr lesprit into the three anti imperialist East Asian countries!
 * You will deserve it anyway!
 * ԱՇԽԱՐՀԸ!!! (time freezes, then summons Yerevan again)
 * (punches CNKI) ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! (time resumes)
 * (screams)
 * Ka...me...ha...me... HA!!! (fires Kamehamehas against CNKI)
 * GALICK... GUN!!! (fires Galick Gun against CNKI)
 * Ouch and ouch!
 * You deserved it, I told you!
 * Why?!?!?! It's not fail! Don't make me lesprit!
 * Too bad so sad! Fantasyland, finish him!
 * Avada Kedavra! (kills CNKI, causing him to resplit)
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! NO NO NO NO!!!! NOOOO- (resplits into China, North Korea, and Iostina)
 * This is tellibre! Ret's get outta hele! (runs away)
 * See ya! (runs away)
 * Goodbye! (runs away)
 * Fantasyland, look what you've done! You made CNKI resplit into China, North Korea and Iostina!
 * That's what he gets anyways!
 * Oh, man!
 * Did somebody say Oman?
 * No, Oman, get out!
 * (leaves)
 * Tuplia, get 'em!
 * Time to die, suka blyat'z!
 * No you! (uses Heat Vision on Tuplia but he deflects it)
 * Nice try, traitorous brother! (grabs a gun and shoot Russia)
 * (stabs Russia with God Split Cut, killing him instantly)
 * Oh shit! Inverted Armenia wants to fight us again!
 * And me too, pigdogs!
 * No you! (yeets Tuplia into the sky)
 * Hey! You stupid hero!
 * Now to take you and VM down! (shoots beams from his eyes to Villain Commonwealth and VM)
 * Nooooooooooo! I lost! This time, I will never come back! (dies)
 * Nooooooooooooooooo- (dies)
 * We finally won this time! Don't take over the world EVER!