Mistaist East Huzuriaball

Mistaist East Jalangball is an Colony of the URMIball. have givin birth from East Jalangball after the Mistaish-East Jalangnese War.

The Mistaish-Jalangnese War


The Mistaish Jalangnese War is about The Great Superior Boi named Guido Mista gets so f**king bored so he decleared on East Jalangball.

The Mistaish-Jalangese War Entry No.1
East Jalangnese 1: Hey [REDACTED]

East Jalangnese 2: Yes?

East Jalangese 1: lets watch funny a*s east jalangese shows.

East Jalangnese 2: ok

East Jalangnese 1: (Turns on the tv and watches random east jalangnese shows)

Suddenly a EAS Warning Appeared on East Jalangese Broadcast.

* ERR ERRR ERR*

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-* *THIS MESSAGE WAS TRANSMITTED TO THE EAST JALANGNESE MILITARY FORCE AN SUDDEN ATTACK IN THE EAST JALANGESE EASTERN COAST NORTH BEACH IT WAS THE MISTA'S LARGE ARMY BOIS IDMMEDIATE EVACUATION RIGHT NOW STAY SAFE FROM THESE HOSTILE MISTA MILITARIES.

*EER EER ERR*

East Jalangnese 2: A SH-

The Great Mistaish Invasion of East Jalang
in March 2007 The Mistaish Military Lands on an East Coastal North Beach in East Jalang. Mistaish Military killed around a crap ton of East Jalang Militaries, and East Jalangnese Civilians. so The East Jalang have lost so many militaries to Mistash Military so they beg the Mistaish Military for peace so the Mistaish Military Forced East Jalangball to lose its land in northeast coast creating Mistaidt East Jalangball.

Freinds

 * URMIball - My Dad he give birth to me after the war.
 * Giorno Giovanna - My Uncle Giorno.

Neutral

 * West Jalangball - A kebab defender who hates my Enemy?

Enemies/Worthless Idiots

 * East Jalangball - Worthless Idiot, atleast you remove Kebab. Anyway you derserve to lose land.
 * 4 - OH NO A SATAN NUMBER GO TO HELL
 * Turkeyball - Worthless Kebab Remove!