Ouweaball

Ouweaball is a landlocked country in the middle east, bordering Iraq to the east.

Friends

 * Azerbaijanball - Artsakh, Karabakh, or whatever is yours! Defend kebab!
 * Iraqball - We both hate goddamn burger for different reasons. We are also usually terrorized by  ISIS.
 * Islamic Autonomous Stateball - Nice kebab.
 * Janorotiaball - Even though he likes the "liberator", he is better than  that idiot vehicle.
 * Kosovoball - He defends kebab, so I recognize him! Although he's friends with the guy who tried to bomb and colonize me.
 * Kuwaitball - Rich kebab.
 * Russiaball - We both hate bomber burger.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Arab friends!
 * United Arab Emiratesball - Another rich kebab. I wish I could be like him, but BOMBER BURGER JUST HAD TO RUIN IT!
 * Wcsoaball - We are both kebab and we have a common friend and    so many common enemies that I can't list all of them.

Neutral

 * Chinaball - We both hate that bomber, but why are you communist?
 * Fascist Republic of Andrew DAball - Sure, we both like kebab, but WHY ARE YOU SO OBNOXIOUS ALL THE TIME???
 * idk

Enemies and Nemesises
'''If you are friends with USA, a kebab remover, or communist, you are enemies with Ouwea. (worst enemies have their names in bold)'''


 * Angolaball - STOP SLAUGHTERING KEBABS GODDAMMIT!!
 * Armeniaball - STOP REMOVING KEBAB, ARTSAKH IS  AZERBAIJAN, AND THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED!!!
 * Australiaball - Terrible burger puppet. Remove kangaroo!
 * Autotopiaball - Idiot burger puppet! I support  Janorotia against you!
 * Batawaball - Communist idiot!
 * Canadaball - HE'S BEST FRIENDS WITH MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
 * Central African Republicball - ANOTHER GODDAMN AFRICAN KEBAB REMOVER!
 * Cubaball - Stop being communist, but at least we both hate HIM.
 * Dashkeniball - Goddamn Asian burger puppet. Burger looks after him all the time.
 * Flightopolisball - Terrible car puppet. >:(
 * Franceball - Burger's first ally and NATO wannabe.
 * Germanyball - Terrible work-obsessed NATO wannabe and burger puppet. You and the 🐖 PIGS are equally terrible!
 * Greeceball - A 3-in-one NATO wannabe, burger puppet, and kebab remover.
 * ISISball - YOU JUST HAVE TO TERRORIZE ME BECAUSE I'M NEAR YOU!
 * Israelcube - Stop oppressing Palestine, you zionist! Free Palestine!
 * Japanball - Your anime and J-Pop are not bad but you just had to be friends with filthy burger!
 * Laosball - Like Batawa, he is a filthy commie.
 * Googlelandball - GENOCIDER!
 * Garfieldiaball - YOU ARE A BURGER AND A  CAR PUPPET!!! REMOVE GARFIELDIAN-STYLED LASAGNA!!!
 * Odielandball - Garfieldia's best friend and a  Janorotia ripoff! Remove Odielandian-styled dog treats!
 * NATOball - Terrible terrorist alliance that bombed me! You are probably worse than ISIS!
 * Philippinesball - You're not Asian, filthy puppet of bomber burger!
 * Qatarball - WHAT THE HELL??! WHY DO YOU RECOGNIZE RAANDATAN AND FUND  ISIS?!?! I THOUGHT WE WERE KEBAB DEFENDER FRIENDS, BUT YOU BETRAYED ME!!!
 * Quitzeneeball - Terrible puppet of African kebab remover. >:(
 * Raandatanball - WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEPARATE FROM ME?!?! I TREATED YOU LIKE A BROTHER AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS?
 * Yeah, tell that to the 800,000 Raandatanians dead by murder since you were bombed.
 * Rangastancube - These damn kebab removers.
 * Renocube - Ugh. First Canada, and now Reno. They're very close friends with  bomber burger.
 * Serbiaball - Stop removing kebab, idiot. Defend kebab. At least we both hate that terrible terrorist alliance for the same reasons.
 * Troublemakerlandball - TRAITOR! YOU INTO FRIENDS WITH RAANDATAN! I DON'T CARE IF YOU PROTECT MUSLIMS! I HATE YUO! >:(
 * USAball - STOP WITH YOUR LIBERATING AND STUFF! Sure you help me defend against ISIS but I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR BOMBING ME! WHEN YOU BOMBED ME IN 2003, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE! MY GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT, MY ECONOMY SUCKS, MY PEOPLE ARE IN POVERTY, AND MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN VERY VIOLENT EVER SINCE!!! 2003 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!!!
 * USAball (Borneoverse) - OH NOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NONONONONOOOO!!!! YUO DIDN'T STOP BOMBING ME, YUO KEPT ON BOMBING AND BOMBING UNTIL I DIED!! NOW I AM DEAD BECAUSE OF YUO NOOOOOO!!!!! (Sobs for eternity)