Edwardiaball

Edwardiaball, officially the Republic of Edwardiaball, has too many personalities is Roi Ericsson an autotuned rapper a weird country in South America on the southern tip of Patagonia. He is bordered by the Passage of Drake to the south, Pacific Ocean to the west, Atlantic Ocean to the east and Argentina and  Chile to the north. He occupies an area the size of France.

Edwardiaball is seen with multiple personalities. His first personality is a fairly normal everyman. But his second personality, his gangster self, is the main one. He always wears a beanie, durag, head bandanna or dome cap and perpetually speaks in autotune a la T-pain. His tertiary personality aside from his normal self is a weirdo with throbbing rainbow clown hair and a weird robotique voice, not dissimilar from his 1st personality.

However, he is generally often seen as a very friendly, but three-faced country at the same time. He has been neutral in every war in South America. Despite his past, Edwardiaball does try to move forward, reconciling with his brothers and opening up diplomatic relations. So in the end, Edwardiaball may have had a difficult past, but in the end, he ends up shaking it off.

His national day is on June 1st.

Even if the character doesn't have an exact gender (like all the characters in the Polandball universe) it's name is a male noun in the native language of the country ( English).

History
Edwardiaball was born as the child of Mapucheball (father) and  Aymaraball (mother). Edwardiaball was discovered in 1819 which he was adopted by Spainball, and given a proper education by his adoptive mother. He is a (half) brother to Chileball, who is also another adoptive son of Spainball, adopted at around the same time. He was known as Nueva Grenada Sur until he was taken by UKball and  Franceball.

In 1919 he became independent after a while as a part of  United Provinces of South America. Then Edwardiaball started to ask so many questions due to Chile stealing Bolivia's sea which would make him go anti-imperialist later on. Both brothers argued a lot, but the solution was settled when Edwardiaball decided to leave the Federation. When they broke up both felt really sad and their conditions were much worse. It was a moment of anguish to Edwardiaball.

While in his "Timoteo Pinochet" mode, Edwardiaball developed a very stupid education system but a very steady defense system. He has some of Asia's best universities (but not for long....) He also became into tourism by planting trees and building things like parks, banks and hotels, and also many tourist attractions. That's how he makes monies now. Now, Edwardiaball can into awesome architecture and then also got delicious food. Sometimes maybe he is of serious about his work, more serious about his education and even more serious about law. Edwardiaball's residents are also very wary about monies and scared of getting fined!

But at the end of the workday, he likes to unwind by changing personalities and becoming his gangsta self. He goes around pretending to shoot people with toy guns, going busking as a rapper, or playing basketball or having a Fortnite game night with his Latin-American friends. As his 70's clown self, he goes to nightclubs in Kingston and party and drink up a lot of wine. Edwardiaball can also into good times. He is richer than the other countries in South America and some what stronk.

Anthem
Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwyukjCH0sU


 * The New Dawn has come!
 * Edwardia is free!
 * All tyranny has come undone
 * There is only liberty!


 * We all live in unity!
 * We all live in liberty!
 * We all live in fraternity!
 * This is our citizens' creed!


 * The New Dawn has come!
 * Edwardia is free!
 * All tyranny has come undone
 * There is only liberty!


 * We all live in bravery!
 * We all live in equality!
 * We all live in ecstasy!
 * This is our citizens' creed!


 * From Titicaca to the Andes
 * And throughout the jungles and the sea
 * No matter what race we are
 * Or what languages we speak
 * We are all Edwardians


 * We believe in God together
 * And we cherish what is good!


 * The New Dawn has come!
 * Edwardia is free!
 * All tyranny has come undone
 * There is only liberty!


 * We all live in unity!
 * We all live in liberty!
 * We all live in fraternity!
 * This is our citizens' creed!

Friends (Colegas/Copains)

 * Spainball - Mom. We both hate Muslims and don't recognize this dumb Israeli autonomous region.
 * UKball - Who doesn't like a good father? We both don't recognize Palestine.
 * USAball - My bro on the other side of the Americas. We both speak English, French AND Spanish.
 * Canadaball - Sister. She's into hockey a lot.
 * New Petseriball - Estonia's son in Africa. He likes basketball and so do I.
 * New Alsaceball - Gangsta like me. But we wear different bandannas. I don't care if you're Kebab.
 * Philippinesball - No surprises for this one, since we are both Hispanic blooded.
 * Chileball - Neighbor and half-bro.
 * The Vehicle Quartet - Who doesn't love a bunch of countries inhabiting sentient talking vehicles? I support all of you.
 * Yuezynball - Islamophobic buddy.
 * Metsämaaball - The DJ-gangster. He's the son of Finland and  Taiwan.
 * Argentinaball - My sister who thinks she's white. When in reality, she's less than 70% white. The rest is a mishmash of blacks and natives and Asians. Can you stop being enemies with my father?
 * Raandatanball - You deserved to be independent from Ouweaball.
 * Jmtbewball - Sister of sorts. I support you on Lawajball.
 * Armeniaball - Another Islamophobic friend. I recognize your genocide.
 * Greeceball - Good gyros, olives and feta. She's the core of democracy.
 * Cyprusball - The one and only Cyprus.
 * Indiaball - Kashmir belongs to you.
 * Malichkaball - A cool furry nerd, although he supports some kebab and hates the original Islamophobe, it doesn't matter. What matters is that he is one of my bestest friends. Can I have a glass of your berry wine?
 * Musiclandball - 2 of my 3 personalities are musicians so I am friends with him.
 * Commonwealthball - Anglo peeps. I love them a lot.
 * Troublemakerlandball - I support you against that cringy maggot. Congrats on your independence. Although you are a kebab defender, it's worth it.
 * Serbiaball - A European version of me, your northern and southern areas are full of diverse cultures, much like how I am in general. We are both Islamophobic.
 * Ethiopiaball - Oh poo! You look so hungry! Here's a burger for-nah, you've got Injera anyway.
 * Malaysiaball - One of only 3 kebabs I actually like.
 * Indonesiaball - I like your president, and the fact that he's a car racer too. Although you are Kebab, it doesn't matter.
 * Bruneiball - My girlfriend. Ironically I am Islamophobic though.
 * Israelcube - I support you against devil. You're having war? For hell's sake I'm staying out, but I support you.
 * Lanesonidaball - Islamophobic brother. I support him against Islinaball and  his fat mama.
 * Hong Kongball - Congratulations on gaining independence from the imposter. Delicious egg tarts and siu mai you've got.
 * Taiwanball - You're the one and only China.
 * Bostogiaball - We both hate Muslims.
 * Aspariaball - (Natemare2006, type it in)

Neutral

 * Uyghurball - I don't care if I hate kebab. I support you against that smelly Chink.
 * Boliviaball - No coastline for you! But I like saltenas and I support Jeanine Anez.
 * Rohingyaball - Same thing with the Uyghurs, but I support Myanmar too (for now.)
 * Myanmarball - Fellow kebab hater (although I'm ever-so-slightly beginning to support the Rohingyas). I support you against the darn coup!
 * Gonelandiaball - What? Another Bosnia? Must be a mix of Catholic and Islam.

Enemies (Cojudos/Aversaires)

 * Chinaball - (Turns into gangster form) Hey ya little brat, wazzup with your messin' round with a bunch of poor ethnic groups who wish to be left alone, ma'am? Why da funkin' hell do ya like goin' round murderin' n' enslavin' these bros? Looks like you've funkin' dun enough dog! Wanna go and come at me?! Take dat ya little scum! (Punches China and shoots her dead)
 * Palestineball - (Turns into gangster form) Yo, kebab scum! Waddahell ya doing with mah Zionist buddy?! Y'all know you're just messin' round with a bunch of funkin' terroristards! And now, you're plannin' on annexin' her ENTIRELY?! GO AHEAD, I DON'T GIVE A HOOT DOG! ANNEX MY ZIONIST BUDDY! YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY REGRET DAT OKAY?!
 * Ouweaball - Get the hell out of Raandatanball. It's none of your business occupying him! And stop hating my  brother!
 * Janorotiaball - I'm sorry but I support these talking vehicles against you and your  puppets.
 * Awzbsekiball - Why do you hate my father? You even banned all my planes from airspace! Also Lawajball belongs to Jmtbewball!
 * Republic of Vyondball - You are cringe, and always will be cringe. It doesn't matter if we are both Islamophobic, I can see through your lies. You restrict entertainment to the well-behaved, which is only about less than a quarter of your population, while you ground the remaining 3/4 of them to their rooms with no entertainment, just homework and a bunch of arduous punishments. We don't do that here, parents can only admonish their children or scold them briefly but not punish severely. Are you that strict? Come on, it's worth joining the people you assume to be on the "dark" side. Darn you, maggot. I pray to Deus you face a slow, painful, gruesome death.
 * I GROUND PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY DO BAD STUFF
 * Try giving me a punishment day. You'll regret that. (puts on gangster costume)
 * FUCK YOU YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDE-
 * Bruh, that does it, cringeworthy child abusing cult! (Shoots Vyond with a pistol)
 * Kosovoball - KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!
 * Islinaball - ISLINA ES LANESONIDA!
 * Bltsvball - No independence for 'ya! Go cry back to your papa if you like, man!
 * Saudi Arabiaball - (Turns into Gangster form and holds him hostage at gunpoint) OH YO'DA ABSOLUTE WORST OUT DERE MAN! WHY YA EXPORTIN' BOMBAHS?! YO HUMAN RIGHTS BE BAD TOO THO! ALL YA CARE ABOUT IS KEBAB, KEBAB AND MOAR KEBAB! I GOT FREEDOM OF RELIGION NOT LIKE YOU! THE ONLY RELIGION Y'ALLOW IS KEBAB! WELL, LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT HERE, MAN! BAPTISTS, ANIMISTS, CATHOLICS, EVERYTHIN'! I AGREE WITH SWEDEN 'BOUT WHAT Y'ALL DID TO YO PEOPLE! GO AHEAD! DESTROY MY EMBASSIES! Y'ALL GONNA REGRET DAT MAN!!! But I buy your oil and we both support the US.
 * Iranball - Fake kebab, stop comparing my bro to Satan.
 * Azerbaijanball - You ain't real, in fact, I'm the only country that doesn't recognize you.
 * Northern Cyprusball - Sorry, but Southern Cyprus is the real deal.
 * Villain Commonwealthball - He may be Islamophobic, but he is anti-American which is just as bad.
 * Morphian Yuezynball - I choose to never end up like you, retard.
 * Pakistanball - Malichkaball is right. Your commercials reek.
 * Tumunallahball - You are both kebab and friends with China, so you are really bad. Thank goodness you died at the hands of  Malichkaball, dimsum puppet.
 * Liyubisaball - Narhabi and Asparia aren't yours, Anti-American monster.
 * YES THEY ARE, YOU NARHABI OCCUPIER AND ASPARIAN PUPPET!!!!!!!! (hits Edwardia with a car)
 * OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH, I GOT HURT!!!!!!!!!!
 * Islamic Autonomous Stateball - Of all the Kebabs I have encountered, you are easily the worst. You are the embodiment of all things Kebab (without the terrorism tho.) No, I don't hate Islam because of terrorism, but I hate Kebabs because they tend to be (kinda) violent and they don't like pork. You said you hate my fashion style? Oh, joke's on you. Remove Kebab!
 * Dude, you're Islamophobic.
 * Humejiaball - What? That lovechild of Croatiaball and  Lebanonball?
 * Third Edward Republicball - Name stealer, stop acting like Morphy, but with rock instead of funk. Go kys cunt, hopefully you commit die in the near future.
 * How about you? Shut up.
 * (rocks Edwardia)
 * Somaliaball - Disgusting false pirate. Also, the parallel-universe Nordics behave like authentic pirates, not you.
 * Zqtmaliaball - Same thing I said to Somalia.
 * Zqtmaliaball - Same thing I said to Somalia.