El Kadsreball

El Kadsreball is a highly-developed puppet state of Australia, New Zealand and Japan island countryball located in Pacific Ocean near North America. Like his brothers (except Vicnoraball not for very long ), he is the part of the Anglosphere, EKITO and NATO, and is the only Countryball with biological parentballs of the same sex. He has two states and eight territories.

El Kadsreball has a second biggest economy in the world with Chinaball being the first and also one of the richest in the world. He is the populist member state of Vlokozu Union 2.0  UEKNball. He's also the part of the UNball, as well as the  Commonwealthball and  EKITOball.

El Kadsreball was born on March 29, 1989 (though El Kadsre Day is in September 27 not for long ), so his astrological sign is Aries.

History
The previous history can be found on the Sentanball page.

As Republic of El Kadsre [[File:East El Kadsre-icon.png]]
In 1940, a year after WWII broke out, KSRball was born in the north-eastern chunk of the Sentanese Empireball's clay.

It was not long until ten years later, where they invaded most of Sentanball's clay and some of  Vicnoran Kingdomball's clay and renaming himself to Republic of El Kadsreball. In 1951, El Kadsreball panicked when Sentanball set his town hall in his capital, El Kadsre Cityball on fire.

In 1952, El Kadsreball was finally recognized by UNball as the state and he earned all of the territories from Sentanball.

Divided El Kadsre [[File:West El Kadsre-icon.png]] [[File:East El Kadsre-icon.png]] [[File:North El Kadsre (1961-1969)-icon.png]]
In 1958, Many countryballs immigrated to his clay, which makes El Kadsreball so angry, he eventually exploded into three pieces. They all believed Maoriball was responsible for the separation.

Its remaining government occupied in East El Kadsreball, while  the Brits occupied West El Kadsreball and  the Soviets occupied North El Kadsreball (although it didn't last long until 1961, when North El Kadsreball got rid of communism and made itself a republic.).

In 1968, West El Kadsreball invaded East El Kadsreball's clay after his leader Kayosball went off the rails, senting him to the Ikeda Islands where he spends a rest of his life here.

As Vlokozu Union [[File:Vlokozu Union-icon.png]]
In November 11, 1969, Mikeyball annexed    El Kadsre's,  Mahri's and  Sentan's clays and the Vlokozu Unionball was born. Bionicle and Technic were invented during this period.

It was not long until 1971, where he sends his astronauts to Marsball, which technically ended the Space Race. In 1977, Vlokozu Union annexed Vicnoran Kingdomball's clay, marking the end of Vicnoran monarchy, for a while...

In response of his illegal occupation of Vicnoran Kingdomball's clay, Vlokozu Unionball was kicked out of NATOball, which led him to create  Pacific Pactball, the rival of both NATOball and Warsaw Pactball. He got everyone from Japanball to Arab Leagueball to join Pacific Pactball.

In 1982, Vlokozu Unionball helped UKball reclaimed Falklandsball's clay back from  Argentinaball, which resulted in victory. However, around the same time, student protests occured in Makohiro and his violent response left the world into shock and he ended up suspended from the Commonwealth for about a minute a couple months.

In 1989, Vlokozu was badly shot by Hukinaball's son in Japanball's clay. As the result, his Pacific Pactball members started to leave and its states declared independance, and Vlokozu Unionball ultimately collapsed.

Before he died, he told his eldest son, VSEKball to take care of his external territories.

Modern-day El Kadsre [[File:El Kadsre-icon.png]]
El Kadsreball was born after Vlokozu Unionball collapsed. He once behaved more lightly than his old self, but he then pulled himself back together when terrorists took over  Sentanball's clay.

In 2002, El Kadsreball joined forces with Mahriball and  the exiled Sentanball and invaded Fusaball to claim Sentanball's clay back to him from  Gyönyörű Földünkball.

In 2008, his stock market crashed while Toshiball, who got kicked by El Kadsreball's forces in 2011, is still in power.

In 2013, the earthquake struck the south-eastern chunk of his clay, and partially destroying Capulcoball, which makes 2013 a bad year for him.

In 2018, El Kadsreball celebrated its "200th birthday", despite in fact he is actually 29 years old.

Friends/Mates

 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - Stepdad. Loved his accent, his media and his culture. He imports Holdens to my clay and he even lets me film Technic Heroes shows and movies on his clay (including two original Bionicle films). Besides, he is the biggest Technic Heroes fan. Love you c*nt. We can have a barbecue and go hunting together someday. I would definitely love to teach you how to be nice to your natives and how to give them respects. Also I dubbed the Adventures of Blinky Bill into U.S. English for him ("You'll never find him standing still" is a better lyric than "Save us from that woodchip mill" BTW)
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Claimed daddy. Totally loved his cities, his cars, his culture and his amazing inventions such as manga, anime, sushi and ramune. El Kadsreball be also be otaku country. UCC, Kirin and Ito En has offices in my clay. Also is the origin nation of Yoko.
 * [[File:Sentan-icon.png]] Sentanball - Closest brother. Helped him get his clay back in the Battle of Fusa. Also, His dictator leader Isko Hazakte is a big fan of Bionicle. Sorry for stealing your monies back in 1950, and sorry again for filming the scenes from the first Lana X set in your clay in Pansaura,  Mahri, and  Hungary's clays.
 * [[File:Ikeda Islands-icon.png]] Ikeda Islandsball - My son. Isolated but also a tourist destination for foreigners. He has great hotels and beaches. I must into republic! Bring back Kayosball to me so he can make me great again!!! Oh wait, he's dead. OH BUGGER!!!!!!
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Great uncle. Probably a closest friend in Europe. I like his tea, his music and his shows. And do yourself a favor and give Toshiball back to me or else!!
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - A bizarre socialist but a good pal of our people. Now get your embassy in London to send Toshiball back or else, and also stop treating Palestineball like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
 * [[File:Italy-icon.png]] Italyball - Totally loved his pizza, his cars, and he made eurobeat and he also made Italo disco during the glorious Vlokozu era! Also the origin nation of Technic Heroes god Pasi Peure.
 * [[File:Republic_of_Guy_Icon.png]] Republic of Guyball - Good friends, Thanks for hating Palestine as he doesn't gib me Gaza. I love you El Kadsre and his culture, Best friend ever.
 * [[File:Ivanland-icon.png]] Ivanlandball - Best friends, I love his shows and his culture, YAY!
 * [[File:Equatorial_Guinea-icon.png]] Equatorial Guineaball - Sends me lots of oil. I'm also glad their dictator president Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo speaks Spanish.
 * [[File:North El Kadsre-icon.png]] North El Kadsreball - Little socialist twin brother. We share some of our markets together.
 * [[File:Vicnora-icon.png]] Vicnoraball - Eldest brother. Glad his monarchy came back. Sorry for seizing your clay in 1977.
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Uncle, neighbor and a good pal of mine. Sorry for when my daddy blew up Pearl Harbor when I was still [[File:East El Kadsre-icon.png]] KSRball ( Kayosball was in your clay at the time.). and he seriously has to stop stealing my ideas and my celebrities! And he can't even stop me from having a successful movie business, hah!
 * [[File:Israel-icon.png]] Israelcube - Best friend in the Middle East. Sorry for when stepdaddy no. 2 stopped diplomatic relations with you back in 2004-2005 and 2016. At least you gave us Harley Michaels.
 * [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball - Stepdaddy no. 2 and many of his people are on my clay. Also the home of Jebs.
 * [[File:Jipushi-icon.png]] Jipushiball - Future grandson. Tourist attraction (I actually recognised you as a state but don't tell anyone about this! This is embarrassing and we'll end up in huge deep shit!!!)


 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball - Auntie on mommy's side who turns out she's actually my mother . I wish mommy was nicer to you. You also gave us Technic Heroes goddess Sung Gim.
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Uncle. I love his shows and his culture.
 * [[File:YinYangia-icon.png]] [[File:YinYangia (Slanted Eyes)-icon.png]] YinYangiaball - Friend. He allows my shows to be on his country.
 * [[File:Algeria-icon.png]] Algeriaball - Other best friend in the Middle East. Gave [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball Flora Balzano for the folks living on my clay.
 * [[File:Senegal-icon.png]] Senegalball - Best friend in Africa. There was immigration to Romrac during the glorious Vlokozu era and I love his culture. They also gave us Bruno Jones.
 * [[File:UAE-icon.png]] UAEball - Another friend of mine in the Middle East, but he should into friends with Israelcube.
 * [[File:Iceland-icon.png]] Icelandball - I love LazyTown and your culture!
 * [[File:Eukestauzia-icon.png]] Eukestauziaball - Adopted son, born as the result of a one-night stand between Spainball and Egyptball. Like Jipushiball and Ikeda Islandsball, he is a tourist destination for my peoples. He's also one of the best Commonwealth Games athletes next to his brother Taugaranball.
 * [[File:Belarus-icon.png]] Belarusball - My dad Vlokozu Unionball was married to her back when she was  Byelorussian SSRball. Now she's in love with  Russiaball.
 * NepalRawr - Seahausrawr's best friend.
 * Taugaranball - Adopted son, he is very hospitive and very friendly and I think his capital Hoganonball has great skyscrapers. Though still disappointed about his brawl against Aussieball at the 2018 Commonwealth Games. Also, STOP CLAIMING HOGANON LIGHT POP CLASS AS YOUR BAND!!!!!!! THEY'RE MY BAND BECAUSE THEY'RE FORMED IN MY CLAY!!!!!
 * Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - My cousin. I legalized gay marriage and homosex rights in 1993 (TAKE THAT NETHERLANDS!).
 * Seahausrawr - One of my children. I love to ride him and his clay has lots of shops and beach houses.
 * Omanball - Another Middle Eastern friend. Origin of bride of the Technic Heroes god Ehda'a Peure.
 * El Salvadorball - One of my Central American friends. We both have "El" in our names.
 * Locrossaball - Nice culture and saratolad!
 * Geometriacube - Oh, the land of geometry, he's got some good culture, he also helped me in wars during the glorious Vlokozu Era.
 * Eruowoodball - Step-cousin. He likes my Technic Heroes movies.

Neutral/Depends on My Mood

 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - Got angry at me for helping UKball get Falklandsball back from him back in 1982 when I was Vlokozu Unionball. Also, WHY YOU BRING MY DEGENERATES TO YOUR CLAY DURING THE FANTASTIC AND GLORIOUS VLOKOZU UNIONBALL ERA!?!
 * [[File:Barokia-icon.png]] Barokiapyramid - Why you have diplomatic relations with Israelcube when you don't recognize it? Wait, I know yuo want Palestine free, right? But at least you gave us Jayden Phillip.
 * [[File:Egypt-icon.png]] Egyptball - Sure you're an good ally but YOU'RE NOT HAVING [[File:Eukestauzia-icon.png]] EUKESTAZUIABALL BACK!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:Iran-icon.png]] Iranball - Weird psuedo-socalist who hates my uncle and Israelcube. AND HE ALSO TOOK IN DEGENERATES DURING THE VLOKOZU ERA!
 * [[File:Serbia-icon.png]] Serbiaball - Kebab remover. He and his brothers need to apologize for ALSO TAKING IN DEGENERATES DURING THE TIME OF THE GREAT VLOKOZU UNIONBALL!
 * [[File:North_Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - Gets angry at me me because I'm friends with USAball and threatened me with a nuclear strike. YOU ARE A FALSE KOREABALL! ARGH! REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!!!!! REMOVE JUCHE!!!!!!!!  But we're still good friends.
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Communist mommy (technically, but actually a guy) and the home of Sagwa, Dongwa, and Cutest Kitten Ever Sheegwa. Gives us tons of coal and immigrants. I still believe you're a good friend of mine, but why did you blocked my websites like El TV Kadsre, VidSpace, LifeConnect, Limer and Alatu and what are you doing to my friends? And also, we recognize Taiwanball and there is nothing you can do about it, hah! And don't infect me with the coronavirus, okay?
 * [[File:Kazakhstan-icon.png]] Kazakhbrick - Why you upset over Borat? At least you gave us Ayzere Niyazova.
 * Russiaball - You're a good ally but YOU TOOK MY DAD'S LOVE OF HIS LIFE! FUCKINGS YOU FOR THAT!
 * Albaniaball - I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HELPING GET AUNTIE TAIWAN PULLED FROM THE UN! But, you're still a good ally.
 * Victoriaball - OK, You're a good ally, we're bot monarchies BUT REMOVE COMMUNIST EUROPE! STOP KILLING GAYS!

Enemies/Dickheads

 * [[File:Gyönyörű Földünk-icon.png]] Gyönyörű Földünkball - The evil creation of Horvathball. YOU ARE A FUCKING WORST!! YOU STOLE SENTANBALL'S CLAY IN 1995! JUST TAKE A LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR OWN CITIZENS!!!! YOU ARE A FALSE COUNTRYBALL! THANK FUCKING GOD WE KILLED YOU!!!!! 2002 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!! (but at least you allowed us to film some Technic Heroes films on your stolen clay) 
 * Taugaranese Independists - YOU WILL NOT TAKE  TAUGARANBALL AWAY FROM ME BY DECLARING INDEPENDENCE FROM ME!!!! HE WILL FOREVER BE MINE!!!!!!!! 2002 NEVER FORGET
 * [[File:ISIS-icon.png]] ISISball - You terrorist, just like [[File:Al-Qaeda-icon.png]] your dad and [[File:Taliban-icon.png]] your uncle, should stop fucking around with [[File:Syria-icon.png]] Syriaball and [[File:Iraq-icon.png]] Iraqball! FUCK AROUND WITH [[File:Eukestauzia-icon.png]] EUKESTAUZIABALL THEN I'LL NUKE YOUR CAPITAL AND YOUR BASES!!!!! REMOVE ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS!!!!!!!!
 * [[File:Palestine-icon.png]] Palestineball - Palestine? More like Palescam. Stop messing around Israelcube and get your filthy hands of his fence! ALSO, PALESTINE VS EL KADSRE 2008 1-43 NEVER FORGET.
 * Wartonball - Stop helping communist countries, you are of worst Oceanian country. Remove Wartonese lizards
 * Zerginball - HAHA!!!! EL KADSRE VS ZERGIN 2017 4-8?!? I DEFEAT YOU!!!!
 * Danesiaball - For calling me his stolen rival.
 * Talbakiaball - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DEFEATED ME IN DAVIS CUP 2018!! TALBAKIA VS EL KADSRE 2018 9-5 NEVER FORGET!! AT LEAST SOUTH KOREABALL DEFEATED YOU!!
 * Sadmerafaball - YOU!! STOP TERRORISING USA, JAPAN, AND MY BROTHER VICNORA!! REMOVE COMMUNIST!! AND STOP SUPPORTING COMMIES!!
 * [[File:Yuzk-icon.png]] Yuzkball - Go away! I will keep my temples!
 * [[File:Awzbseki-icon.png]] Awzbsekiball - He hates me because I'm the son of UK.
 * Coronavirus - Oh my god! This virus has killed a lot of my people! SCREW THIS VIRUS AND WUHAN!

States

 * West El Kadsreball - Home to the capital and the biggest city in El Kadsre, El Kadsre City. He is a peaceful and the happy state.
 * East El Kadsreball - He is very intense and a bit of the hippie who has a very hard time getting into clean environment . He has street art and he's got Francophone on his Romrac. He also has more cities than his western brother.

Territories

 * Ikeda Islandsball - He is very isolated and nobody knew he existed until the Japanese found his clay in 1902. He has beautiful beaches and corals. And he also has a greatest hotels in the Americas.
 * Eukestauziaball - He is my only territory in the Arab world and he's very Muslim and very hot. My true dad Vlokozu Unionball adopted this kid back in 1971 from UARball and I got custody of him after he gave his clay up to me and my family.
 * Seahausrawr - He is off the coast of New Hampshireball and  Maineball's clays and is very liberal and very accessible by ferry, although  USAball is scared of him because he is a sea monster for sure. Also home to the only PBS member station outside the United States and it's territories and the only Nine Network and NITV affiliates outside Australia. I also love to ride him.
 * Taugaranball - He is friendly and hospitable to anyone just like his neighbor. He still needs to learn how to get into clean environment.
 * Hokushiball - He is really otaku and he is off the coast of Japan. Worst of all, he can't even open his eyes and I have to take him to Doctor Switzerland (and sometimes DR Congo). I wonder why are there so many  kiwis on his clay? He has beautiful cities and it's also the home of only TVNZ affiliates outside New Zealand.
 * Lechutanball - He's not as much of an Indonesian now ever since [[File:Vlokozu Union-icon.png]] Vlokozu Union bought him in the past; however his official language is still Indonesian and he's still interested in [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball.
 * El Kadsreian Antarcticaball - Why does he seriously have to be so cold??
 * Schaalbergball - He's also [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesian just like Lechutanball, but he's pure Germanic and not Indonesian speaking majority.
 * Welchemensball - My other son on the other side of North America from Seahausrawr. He has Scottish Gaelic, Irish and English ancestry and immigrants that settled on the Island.

Family

 * [[File:Tokugawa-icon.png]] Tokugawaball - Ancestor
 * New Japanball - Ancestor
 * [[File:Sentan (1933-1969)-icon.png]] Sentanese Empireball - Ancestor
 * [[File:East El Kadsre-icon.png]] KSRball - Ancestor
 * [[File:East El Kadsre-icon.png]] Republic of El Kadsreball - Great grandfather
 * [[File:West El Kadsre-icon.png]] West El Kadsreball - Grandfather
 * [[File:East El Kadsre-icon.png]] East El Kadsreball - Great-uncle
 * [[File:Vlokozu Union-icon.png]] Vlokozu Unionball - True Father (actually I'm him disguised as my current form)
 * [[File:Japan-icon.png]] Japanball - Claimed Father
 * [[File:China-icon.png]] Chinaball - Claimed Mother who is actually a uncle
 * [[File:UK-icon.png]] UKball - Great-uncle
 * [[File:Spain-icon.png]] Spainball - Great-aunt
 * [[File:Australia-icon.png]] Australiaball - Stepfather
 * [[File:New Zealand-icon.png]] New Zealandball - Stepfather
 * [[File:USA-icon.png]] USAball - Uncle
 * [[File:Canada-icon.png]] Canadaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Malaysia-icon.png]] Malaysiaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Indonesia-icon.png]] Indonesiaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Singapore-icon.png]] Tringapore - Uncle
 * [[File:Argentina-icon.png]] Argentinaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Chile-icon.png]] Chileball - Uncle
 * [[File:Peru-icon.png]] Peruball - Uncle
 * [[File:Republic_of_Guy_Icon.png]] Republic of Guyball - Uncle
 * [[File:Colombia-icon.png]] Colombiaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Ecuador-icon.png]] Ecuadorball - Uncle
 * [[File:Uruguay-icon.png]] Uruguayball - Uncle
 * [[File:Venezuela-icon.png]] Venezuelaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Bolivia-icon.png]] Boliviaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Paraguay-icon.png]] Paraguayball - Uncle
 * [[File:Cuba-icon.png]] Cubaball - Uncle who I don't care about much of the time
 * [[File:Dominican-icon.png]] Dominican Republicball - Uncle
 * [[File:Guatemal-icon.png]] Guatemalaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Honduras-icon.png]] Hondurasball - Uncle
 * [[File:El_Salvador-icon.png]] El Salvadorball - Uncle
 * [[File:Nicaragua-icon.png]] Nicaraguaball - Uncle who hates me
 * [[File:Costa_Rica-icon.png]] Costa Ricaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Equatorial_Guinea-icon.png]] Equatorial Guineaball - Uncle
 * [[File:North_Korea-icon.png]] North Koreaball - Uncle who hates me
 * [[File:South-Korea-icon.png]] South Koreaball - Aunt
 * [[File:Taiwan-icon.png]] Taiwanball - Aunt who turns out she's actually my mother.
 * [[File:YinYangia Icon.png]] [[File:YinYangia-Icon (Asian-Eyes).png]] YinYangiaball - Uncle
 * [[File:Mexico-icon.png]] Mexicoball - Stepfather
 * [[File:North El Kadsre-icon.png]] North El Kadsreball - Twin brother
 * [[File:Sentan-icon.png]] Sentanball - Brother
 * [[File:Mahri-icon.png]] Mahriball - Sister
 * [[File:Vicnora-icon.png]] Vicnoraball - Brother
 * [[File:Ikeda Islands-icon.png]] Ikeda Islandsball - Son
 * [[File:Eukestauzia-icon.png]] Eukestauziaball - Adopted son
 * Seahausrawr - Son
 * Taugaranball - Adopted son
 * Hokushiball - Son
 * Lechutanball - Adopted son
 * Schaalbergball - Adopted Son
 * Welchemensball - Son
 * Nueva Pekingball - Son
 * Eruowoodball - Cousin
 * [[File:Philippines-icon.png]] Philippinesball - Cousin
 * [[File:Qualicia-icon.png]] Qualiciaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Sakaria-icon-new.png]] Sakariaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Yuzk-icon.png]] Yuzkball - Cousin who hates me
 * [[File:Hong_Kong-icon.png]] Hong Kongball - Cousin
 * [[File:Macau-icon.png]] Macauball - Cousin
 * [[File:Papua_New_Guinea-icon.png]] Papua New Guineaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Liberia-icon.png]] Liberiaball - Cousin
 * [[File:Guam-icon.png]] Guamball - Cousin
 * [[File:Marshall Islands-icon.png]] Marshall Islandsball - Cousin
 * [[File:Palau-icon.png]] Palauball - Cousin