Malaccatangle

Malaccatangle is a very anschlussy stateball in Malaysia. He can into many good foods and being SPQRball version of Southeast Asia. He can also being the last Asian stronghold for YouTube Poops that were once popular in 2009-2010.

He can into tangle, as his geographical shape looks almost like a rectangle. He is not so anschlussy but his dialogue is still written in Courier New or code fonts. He can also into multiculturalism, hence he laughs in 12 different languages at the same time.

Fun fact: Over 88 languages are spoken in Malacca. There are also 95 ethnic groups found in his clay. Out of all 136 languages in the country, 90 are spoken in Malacca. That makes him the most ethnically-diverse Malaysian state.

His birthday is August 24th.

History
Malaccaball was just another of Malaysiaball's and  Taiwanball's sons. He was a happy tangle who wasn't so anschlussy and liked to go fishing with his mother Taiwanball. They would hollow out their catch and bake it. That is how he actually made his favorite food, Ikan Bakar.

In 1511, he got gang raped by Portugalball,  Armeniaball,  Indiaball,  Dutch Empireball and  UKball. Hence, he became pregnant with all sorts of expatriates. (Yes, even males get pregnant, let alone rectangles). He still remembers it to this day.

Multiculturalism
Malaccaball can into many languages as it was once a trading hub in Asia back in his glory days. As of 2010 he has over 89 languages spoken in his clay, including but not limited to: Malay, Manglish, Singlish, Engrish, Portuguese, Armenian, Kristang, Mandarin, Teochew, Hokkien, Hakka, Tamil, Punjabi, Malayalam and Indonesian. But the city lingua francas remain English and Malaccan Cantonese to this day, as many people regardless of race are able to learn and understand it.

Malacca can into 97 ethnic groups in his clay. Malays from Johor, Negeri Sembilan, Pahang and the like, Temuans, Kedahans, Cantonese, Teochewese, Sichuanese, Hokkiens, Chinese Peranakans, Chindian Peranakans, Jawi Peranakans, Kristang Peranakans, Tamils, Punjabs, Malayalams, Indonesians, Portuguese, Dutch, British and Armenians all live in his clay. This is because their ancestors were traders and merchants in Malacca's clay.

Not only that. Malacca can also into many foods, including but you get it: Nasi Dagang, Nasi Kandar, Nasi Padang, Nasi Biryani, Nasi Lemak, Rendang, Ketupat, Nasi Goreng, Nonya Laksa, Nasi Mandhi, Ayam Makhani (butter chicken), Kari Ayam, Kway Teow Ayam, Nasi Ayam Hainan, Mie Daging, Kari Debal, Cheeseballs, Lunchables and other US snacks from the late 2000's, Ais Kacang, A.B.C, Sirap Ais, Teh Tarik, and Boba Tea, but the king has to be Ikan Bakar!

Malaccan clay is so diverse and brilliant, people even liken it to a coral reef where all sorts of sea creatures roam freely. Sadly racism has increased due to differences between religions as well as Bumiputera supremacy-related violence, so the phrase "Aku Melaka" [I am (a citizen of) Malacca] was introduced in 1984 to counter the looming threat of racism. The strategy works and now Malaccans can into unity in diversity but EUball might get jealous tho.

Personality
Malaccatangle is of course a tangle, but not all tangles necessarily like to anschluss countryballs. In fact, he is contented with what clay he has. He absolutely hates modern-tards as they are forcing him to accept changes in the future. Malacca doesn't want to join the toxic Fortnite bandwagon whatsoever and wants to stay in 2009 culturally.

Malaccatangle is relaxed and often lazy. He only eats certain snacks including Funyuns, Dunkaroos, Lunchables, Cheeseballs and other snacks that were popular during the turn of the 2010's. Even his father is telling him to change, but Malacca doesn't listen. Eventually Malaysiaball got used to it and stopped caring if Malacca wants to stay in 2009.

How to draw

 * 1) Draw a vertical rectangle.
 * 2) Draw a blue left canton.
 * 3) Draw a red right canton.
 * 4) Draw a yellow crescent and star on the top left canton.
 * 5) Add the eyes and you're done.

Kawan/Amigos/朋友/Friends

 * Malaysia - Bapak (dad). He likes to disguise as every single countryball in existence. One time, I thought I met Sloveniaball but I actually fell for it. Also stop telling me to accept change. Remove Fortnite, too toxic!
 * Cina Selatan - Ibu (mom). One of my dad's prank victims. Unfortunately her northern twin is a commie and she doesn't like commie. Although she still likes her twin.
 * Cina Utara dan Taiwan - My aunties. One is trying to call herself Real China, the other is actually the real China but was from 1912-49.
 * India - Another aunt of mine, also Pakcik Portugal stole yuor curry dahwkhhxihue
 * Portugal - Adoptive papa, who raped me in 1511 and make me pregnant with immigrants (Sometimes men can into pregnant.) He gib me curry debal and taught me the art of making YTPs to atone.
 * Belanda - Another adoptive dad, he also raped me with Portugal and friends. Regardless, he also taught me DJing. He even gave me tompouce.
 * Armenia - Gib hotel lah. She did in 1991, but now she ded and is now assimilated into Turki.

Neutral

 * Italy - Friend, but don't switch sides or else....

Anchluss form
- If provoked