Emaspotato

Emaspotato, officially the Emas Empirepotato, is Super Mario a country that is Kebab Germany separated from Malaysia and it consists of Malacca, Negeri Sembilan, Johor and Southern Pahang states as well as the eastern parts of the Sumatra island.

His capital is Eriksenberg, actual name Malacca City. It looks like normal Malacca, but with a few landmarks from Kuala Lumpur (Dataran Merdeka, TRX) and Jakarta (The Welcome statue and some skyscrapers) thrown in.

He is potato due to his geography. He literally looks like a potato from up close. Also he can into Kentang Bakar, a popular Emasite dish brought by Germans in the past.

Emas is generally a facsimile of the king and granddad of all video game characters - Super Mario, the Italian plumber made in Japan in 1985. He speaks like Mario, eats like Mario and also jumps very high like him.

The reason for this is that Mario became the mascot of Emas' capital city Eriksenberg in 1995. He was meant to be exciting and fun like the atmosphere of the city.

His birthday is December 27th.

Even though the character doesn't have an exact gender, its name is a male noun in the three main languages of the country: Malay,  German, and  Norwegian.

History
He was born in 1402 when the king of Singapura, Parameswara; who fled his kingdom in 1398 when Majapahitball invaded and conquered it, established a new kingdom in Malacca.

In 1409 Parameswara converted to Islam and began the Malacca Sultanate. In the following years, they conquered what is now Johor, Selangor, Melaka, and Negeri Sembilan. In 1431 they vandalized Aruball.

In the 1440s Siantar gradually broke free from Aruball. The Sultanate reached it's greatest extent under the reigns of Mansur Shah (1459-77) and Mahmud Shah (1488-1511) and (1513-28).

In the 1460s, Mansur Shah actually convinced the ruler of Majapahit to marry his daughter and give the Sultanate Keritang and Siantan.

In the 1500s they had a war with Ayutthaya and brought Perak, Kelantan, Pattani, and Kedah in to the Sultanate; but Ayutthaya gained back the last two after Malacca lost it's capital to the Portugese in 1511.

In 1528, Mahmud died, and the Sultanate cut into the Perak Sultanate and the  Johor Sultanate. Eventually in 1789, a German adventurer colonized the area.

German Malacca came to exist after Norwayball, together with the  German Empireball,  Dutch Empireball,  Malacca Sultanateball,  Johorball and  Acehball together evicted  Portugalball from Malaccaball.

After the removal, Germany and Norway took control of Malaccaball and promised not to remove nor anchluss other Malay kingdoms.

Germanyball and Norwayball controlled Malaccaball for 183 years with Dutch Empireball, during those years Dutch Empireball handed temporarily to British Empireball because they were to busy removing the French in Napoleonic Wars.

After a long time, in 1950, Emas became independent state. He made racism and police brutality taboo. He adopted some very scary anti-racism campaigns that were so effective that he erased racism from his country permanently.

Personality
He loves his food and diversity. You name it, Emaspotato has it: char koay teow, asam laksa, nasi kandar, hokkien mee, mee canton, curry mee, rendang, kari debal etc. Emaspotato cooks better than all other Malaysiaball and Tringapore combined lah, attracting folks from the rest of Malaysiaball, Tringapore and even  ang moh to jam Emaspotato's streets for that famous plate of char koay teow.

Like its sibling Tringapore, Emaspotato can be kiasu (scared to lose) and hardworking as well. As one of the most developed cities in Malaysiaball, Emaspotato contributed significantly to that country's GDP, although receiving little in return for obvious reasons.

Moreover, Emaspotato may be lacking in size, but not lacking in quality - ask local DJ and gaming personality Franzl Olav Nissen, also known as HeroDJ, a popular Twitch streamer from the country. Or even Dave "Star Razor Kicker" Stokkan, a silicone mask-wearing soccer player of Norwegian descent.

However, be sure not to piss him off. Emas is a master hacker, cooperating with another master-level like him to send so-called "Mario Errors" to his enemies. If you try to remove him for being kebab, just beware of Mario.exe. Alternatively if you leave him no choice, he will turn into Prussian Emastangle again and pull off an Anschluss.



Emaspotato also loves its traditions and heritage, a proud product of UKball's fatherly rule that led to a rojak mix of cultures, religions and traditions. A big thank you to Germanyball and  Norwayball for all that colonial buildings which led to the UNESCO site by  UNball and Anna and the King.

Emaspotato can speak various languages - Malay, Manglish, Singlish , Engrish, German, Norwegian, Danish, Dutch, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hakka, Tamil, Punjabi, Malayalam, and nine creole languages. But its most distinct tongue and lingua franca is Emas Cantonese, spoken and understood by virtually most Orang Emas regardless of race on Emaspotato's streets.

Here is a comprehensive list of all languages:
 * Malay
 * Rumi
 * Jawi
 * Sembilanese
 * Pahangite
 * Johor Malay
 * Chinese
 * Mandarin (Taiwanese variety)
 * Cantonese
 * Emas dialect
 * Hakka
 * Hokkien
 * Teochew
 * Indian languages
 * Tamil
 * Telugu
 * Punjabi
 * Malayalam
 * Gujarat
 * Other S. Asian languages
 * Urdu
 * Nepal
 * Austroasiatic languages
 * Vietnamese
 * Thai
 * Khmer
 * Arabic (liturgical use)
 * Persian (some boroughs of Kuala Melati only)
 * Manglish
 * Chinglish, Tanglish and  Gerlish
 * Papia Kristang
 * Baba Malay
 * Chitty Malay
 * Non-Malayic Austronesian languages: Indonesian,  Minangese,  Sundanese and  Javanese
 * 4 indigenous languages: Temuan,  Seletar,  Duano' and  Semelai
 * German
 * Austrian variety
 * Bavarian dialect
 * Swiss German
 * Prussian dialect
 * Norwegian
 * Bokmal
 * Nynorsk
 * Danish
 * Sami
 * Dutch
 * Frisian (all dialects)
 * Penang Flemish
 * Indonesian dialect
 * Armenian
 * HUEese  Portuguese
 * Emas Macanese Patua
 * Macanese dialect
 * Portumil

Friends/Venner/Freunde/Kawan-Kawan
Anyone who hates Chinaball, supports  Hong Kongball, or opposes his NSL. If you deny it or you like China, he will, and he will, into Mario Error on yuo with Estoniaball's help.
 * Malaysiaball - Best friend FOREVER. The best father I can ever have! Defend Kebab! We are both Muslim. Also I help him during the Malayan Emergency. But why are you friends with der Schwein?!
 * Norwayball - Stepdad and another best friend forever. Gib Alan Walker! He hates Gris but is ikke having a good time with  mein neighbor. He owned West Johor before and Southern Negeri Sembilan too. Thanks for hating  Racist President.
 * Germanyball - Other adoptive vater, he give me tanks a lot and food. He colonized Negeri Sembilan before I was born, and took a part of Johor with him. At least you hate the Gris.
 * Taiwanball - Yet another best friend forever, also real mother, I like her bubble tea! Thanks for helping me with giving Mario Error to this Schwein! I of hopings you reclaim the Mainland!
 * ROCball - Another real China. Mein auntie. And also like her food. She also thinks that Sloveniaball is really meing  Malaysiaball.
 * Indiaball - Aunt, her curry is good. We both hate Gris! But stop supporting  Serbien on the Kosovoball case. Why you like your cattle too much?
 * Philippinesball - He is mein good uncle. Unfortunately your Adobo isn't as good.
 * Tringapore - Mein Bruder! He ist of smart. Sadly he can also into awful human rights.
 * Denmarkball - Stepsister, she invented Lego, he can also hating the gris-schwein for stealing her Legos and rebranding them into very obvious knockoffs.
 * Kosovoball - I hope you become independent or reunited with your mom.
 * Albaniaball - Kosovoball's mutter. Can be karen sometimes. But I like your son. We have a common enemy. Remove Dim Sum!
 * New Brunswickball - Mein hacking friend. He helps me send Mario Errors to China and her  friends.
 * Greek Cyprusball - Delicious gyros and salad and also I am friends with your mother. Oh, and the reason I gave you a Mario Error was  Troublemakerlandball, sorry.
 * Hong Kongball and Macauball - You will be independent soon. Don't worry, I oppose the NSL. My cousins, given they are of  ROCball's two children.
 * Uyghurball - Same story as above and I hope you get out of these Nazi-style "re-education" camps because you don't deserve assimilation.
 * Rohingyaball - I know what you've been through. Come on into my clay! I'll save you from the murderous fake Buddhist!
 * Spainball's separatist kids - Same as Rohingyaball and I hope you become independent soon.
 * Turkish Cyprusball - Kebabs are just as good as gyros and salad. Any Cyprus is good.
 * Troublemakerlandball - I hope you become independent from that child abuser.
 * Janorotiaball and Autotopiaball - Any side is good. I support you and your supposed "puppets" both. But stop ducking each other and leave each other alone plox.
 * New Schleswigball - The Germany of Southeast Asia. I like his films like "My Father is an Assassin". And also the fact he's as athletic as hell. We are both Kebab Defenders.
 * Estoniaball - My hacker friend, she helps me with sending Mario Errors to mein enemies.
 * UHIpotato - We can into Potato

Neutral/Nøytral/Berkecuali

 * Saudi Arabiaball - Mein uncle and teacher, also Tuhan for exporting Kebabs to mein clay, and ich like his rice dishes like mandhi and kabsa. Sadly he supports der NSL which is ikke gut.
 * Armeniaball - Supported my cousin's NSL, overall a huge dickhead. Altough we can into informal relations. In return, I recognize your genocide and support you on Artsakh.
 * UAEball - Aunt who is filthy rich and home to the tallest building in the world. Although she is Islamic faith, she is friends with Serbiaball.
 * Greeceball - I like Gyros, Feta, and Greek Salad. Also you still have some of your former glory left. But she supports Serbiaball, so usually she's an Islamophobic dickhead. But apart from what I said we are OK. Well, because we support  Somaliland and we also hate  Somaliaball. She is of friend of  USAball too. So, I'm putting her on neutral, but she's still a dickhead.
 * Spainball - I was one of the countries that recognized her independence. Most of your food is tasty, especially Paella. Also I'm one of the largest investors in her clay and gib her tanks. But stop turning my clay into EMASPAÑA!!! Also, GIVE INDEPENDENCE TO YOUR THREE SEPARATIST CHILDREN!! Or else Mario Error! So I can say she's a good lady most of the time, but other times, she's an Islamophobic irredentist dickhead.
 * Islamophobes Team - What's with your hate towards Muslims? They aren't terrorists! Go to these guys. I think they tarnished Islam's reputation. But I support Somaliland and Armenia is my auntie.
 * Serbiaball - Super complicated relationship. We enjoy each other's cultures and food and I have a minority of his in Eriksenberg. But he needs to just stop crying about his long lost Yugoslavia because he is never going to get it back. Kosovoball is not yours!!! Also stop supporting the NSL!!! You've done enough. We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both multicultural. But  Albaniaball wants her son back! You can also take your shitty excuse for a resurgence of your empire and shove your Islamophobia up your ass. And i'm just laughing when your terrorism threat level is rising, so stop bullying me for mine. Prepare to die. STUPID RAKIJA, DEFEND KEBAB!!! You deserved to lose Kosovo!!! Ahem, I meant just ignore the past and be friends. Scheisse! Remove immigrants from my borders!
 * Chinaball - A love-hate relationship. My stepmother who can be good sometimes but can also be a traitorous dickhead sometimes. The bread and butter of many comic strips is the South China Sea dispute (where I claim a few of the islands). We are the first to help each other when something bad of happening to me or vice versa, an example to this is the Sichuan Earthquake in 2008 in which jeg helped her recover from it. Let's just hope jeg will help her in solving her bad environmental standards. Also you have good food. But stop infecting everyone with yuor Corona, stop forcing assimilation on the Uyghurs, and junk the NSL right jævla nao or else Mario Error.
 * Pakistanball - At least 20,000 Indian Muslims live in my clay. That's less than 5% of the Indian population. The only thing about him that ist ikke nice is that he is friends with my dickhead stepmother. But on the plus side, he is a Kebab Defender like me.
 * Israelcube - Jew friend and stepsister. She got mad at me for supporting  Palestineball independence and accusing her of racism in 2019, but I have a sizeable Jewish minority in my clay. We made peace and diplomatic relations again...unfortunately my father hates yuo since he is Kebab, but don't worry, I am one of the only kebabs that likes you.
 * Boliviaball - One of the only OK anti-imperialists. But he is friends with traitor and  Commie King. On the bright side his people come to my clay for tourism. NO PACIFIC COAST FOR YUO DADADADADADAH
 * Bltsvball - I support him against Cyqitoball, but flag stealer and also the Southeast Asian  Cataloniaball story. Whatever, I still support him.
 * Republic of Vyondball - An absolute dickheaded boomer, also a manchild and before I forget Islamophobic. Give Troublemakerlandball his independence because he deserves it. No wonder  my Nordic bruder hates yuo so much. Other than that, you created the Errors, but Mario Error is the best Error out there. Stop being Islamophobic and recognize  Kosovoball. Also yuo really need to apologize for taking in my child abusers.

Enemies/Fiender/Feinde/Musuh-musuh

 * UKball (Rarely) - DanTDM enough said.
 * Cocomelon - STAY AWAY FROM MY AUNT YOU CHILDISH STALKER! YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS  DANTRASH!!! HERODJ IS WAY BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOU!!!
 * Whitonargenball - CSA's son who is equally bad as him and also he was born from incest, also a Trumptarded  Conster. REMOVE!!! Took in my child abusers.
 * Rangastancube - I do not really "hate" you. I allowed your refugees in a LONG time ago. BUT STOP BEING ISLAMOPHOBIC!!! WHAT'S YOUR POINT FOR BEING A KEBAB HATER?! He even allows in my child abusers!
 * Alexander Lukashenko and supporters - NO! BELARUS IS A HELLHOLE THANKS TO YOU!!! I SUPPORT TSIKHANOUSKAYA AGAINST YOU!!! JUST RESIGN ALREADY!!! YOU ALSO TOOK IN MY CHILD ABUSERS!
 * Child Abusers - YUO LITTLE PIECE OF DRITT RUINED MY REPUTATION! I HOPE YOU ALL CAN BURN IN JAHANAM IF THESE CRIMES WONT BE STOPED, I WILL MAYBE, MAYBE, COLLAPSE ONE DAY. AND AS OF BONUS, YUO AIN'T EMASESE ANYMORE, YUO'RE VYONDERS, RANGASTANI, WHITONARGENIANS AND LUKASHENKO SUPPORTERS!!! I DON'T CARE. R.I.P. Goodness in year 2020. If you wanna see the most of them, check this list below:
 * Jennifer 's Body Sveden - HOW THE HELL YUO DARE TO BURN YUOR LITTLE MARIO DOWN AND PUT HIM IN DUMPSTER? YUO ARE NOT ONLY THE BUTCHER! YUO ARE GONNA END THE HUMANITY! I HOPE YUO CAN GO DOWN TO HELL! WE WILL NEVER AND EVER FORGET ABOUT IT! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH HER AND THE REST OF THEM BELLOW!!!!!
 * Lilith Lucy Hughes - ARE YUO KIDDING ME? YUO GOT FREE AFTER DUMPING YOUR CHILD INTO A SWEATSHOP FACTORY AND LEAVING HER TO DIE FROM EXHAUSTION? F#CK YUO! AND MY RECENT HOURS AND DAYS AND THIS ONE TOO! HAVE I BEEN A FOOL EVER SINCE I'M THE FIRST COUNTRY TO GIVING CHILDREN THE DAMN REAL RIGHT TO BE USED AS SLAVES????? I HOPE YUO CAN GO DOWN TO HELL LIKE WHAT THE HECK WILL JENNY SVEDEN WILL DO! EVEN THE REST! WOMENS AND GIRLS WILL GO UP TO JANAH! OF FREAKING COURSE WE WILL NEVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER FORGET ABOUT IT!
 * Daniel Middleton - JEG AGREE WITH MEIN BRUDER! YUO DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED AND BRAINWASHED BY DENTON! YOU KEEP CRITICIZING MY PEOPLE AND ALSO YUO TURN HIS YOUTUBERS INTO MINECRAFTARDS!!! YOU EVEN BASHED ON HERODJ!! AND WHY DID YOU RIP MY BRO'S FLAG APART?! ARE YOU COPYING JITLER OR WHAT?! HØHØHØHØHØ YUO AND TRAYAURUS ARE THE BAD GUYS NOW!!! ALSO YOUR CUSTOM MOD ADVENTURE AND DIAMOND DIMENSIONS SERIES ARE OVER!! SERVES YUO RIGHT FOR BASHING ON OUR OPINIONS!!! ENJOY REMAKING THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT IN DENTON'S IMAGE!!! REMOVE DANTDM!!! WORST MINECRAFTER EVER!!! THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE NOW A VILLAIN BECAUSE YOU DESERVED IT!!! DENTON GOT HIS REVENGE HØHØHØHØHØ!!!
 * Tupliaball - You are nothing but a puppet to my bad stepmother. No respect for you Dantrash fan. (Tears Tuplia's Ushanka into pieces)
 * Tumunallahball - Oh look, Pakistan's twin brother who is worse than Wcsoa! Seriously stop hating me for giving my enemies what they get. And stop thinking you're immune to this.
 * I am NOT immune to your stupid jumpscares, you little shit! Go ahead, give me one to check if I'm immune or not!
 * You bet, drittsekk! (jumpscares Tumunallah, wiping his ghost from existence)
 * Jwhmuball - He hates me for no reason, uses my hacking as an excuse to hate me, and even went so far as to calling me his worst enemy ever. Tell the truth about why you hate me. Now. Or else Mario Error.

States

 * Malaccaball - The shining star of my children. He's a place submerged in a lot of history and diversity. In fact my capital Eriksenberg is located here.
 * New West Gotalandball - Menangkabau and Javanese go here.
 * West Johorball - He can into being the gateway to Singapore.
 * East Johorball - State with the most Orang Asli people.
 * Acehball - He's a good boy. Well, most of the time. Other times, he can be seperatist and misbehaved. No independence for yuo!
 * Minanglandball - He's separatist too, but not as much as Aceh.
 * Riauball - The only state with a horrible flag, although I'll fix that.

Trivia

 * HeroDJ is half-Nyonya, half-German, and resides in New Petseriball.
 * He has just as much ethnicities as in West Papua of Indonesiaball.
 * Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin' is the city mascot of Eriksenberg, having replaced Mario fairly recently after a public referendum.
 * Emas is the only Nordic-majority country in Asia.