Gartoniaball

Gartoniaball, officially the Republic of Jungle Cowboys American Indochinaball, is suffering from Vietnam War flashbacks an ethnofederalist demsoc republic located in the Mainland region of Southeast Asia.

He has a cowboy-like personality and usually sports a cowboy hat and a shotgun, and at some times, a red bandit mask, and a matching head bandanna underneath his brown hat. He was formed 1890 as an American colony.

Pard'ners/Friends
'''Everybody. Whether you hate China or love my parents, you're my pard'ner. Don't try to deny that.'''
 * USAball - Father
 * Vietnamball - Good mother who went commie on me. Other than that she's still the best mother ever. We both hate  Hong Kong f*cker, so anyone who hates that outlaw is my good pard'ner.
 * Thailandball - Uncle and pard'ners on horseback. The guy who's best at Rodeo ridin'.
 * UKball - Grandfather
 * Spainball - Grandmother
 * Philippinesball - My cousin!
 * Malaysiaball - Likes dressin' up as every single countryball. Once he impersonated my big sister and I definitely fell for it. That is until she peeled off her own face, revealin' this guy underneath. We share the same flags but I don't really give a hoot.
 * Hong Kongball - My British brother!
 * Ustackoniaball - My brother who hates Fake China!
 * Ukraineball - Crimea is yours. We've got common enemies.
 * Raandatanball - I recognize you because you're friends with my dad
 * Googlelandball - My nephew.
 * Cyqitoball - I support ya against this outlaw.

Don't give a hoot/Neutral

 * Alaskan Empireball - The butch lady. The only thing I hate about her is she hates me for my Rosebush government. Thank god we both love  my father and hate  Fake China, so I'll put her on neutral.
 * Crimeaball - I recognize you as Ukrainian clay but why do you hate Ukraine? Oh, you turned into a puppet state of that  damn Vodka.
 * Janorotiaball - Meh, my doggy neighbor.

Evil Outlaws/Enemies

 * Demon Vodka - CRIMEA IS UKRAINIAN! YOU HEAR ME? UKRAINIAN! AND STOP HATIN' ON MY DAD! I DON'T GIVE A HOOT IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH MY  MOMMA, YOU ARE LITERALLY THE KING OF COMMIES! REMOVE!!!
 * Chinaball - GLAD YA DIED Y'OUTLAW!  Taiwan aka Nationalist China is the REAL and legal China. You're just another Vodka puppet state.
 * Indonesiaball - What $#!+ do you have against my British brother? And why do you support that Fascist Law?!
 * Ouweaball - He hates me because I'm friends with my father! Why do you even hate anyone who is friends with my dad you crazy outlaw?!
 * Liyubisaball - Oh, my, god! He called me an American puppet! ALSO STOP OCCUPYING BALTLAND BECAUSE HE'S AMERICAN!!!
 * Wcsoaball - Have a mind ya stupid outlaw. Stop comparin' my nephew to Satan.
 * Bltsvball - Don't you dare separate from my pard'ner you little shit.

Languages
It's very, very complicated.

Official languages

 * Vietnamese (Tiếng Việt)
 * English
 * Khmer (ខ្មែរ)
 * Lao (ພາສາລາວ)
 * Thai (ไทย)

Secondary languages

 * French (Français)
 * Sinitic languages (中華語言)
 * Russian (Русский язык)
 * Spanish (Español)

Minority languages

 * Hmong (lus hmoob)
 * Malay (Bahasa Melayu)
 * Indonesian (Bahasa Indonesia)
 * Burmese (မြန်မာဘာသာ)
 * Jahhut
 * Batek
 * Cheqwong
 * Kedahan Malay
 * Kelantan Malay
 * Tranung