New Alsaceball

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New Alsaceball is a countryball in Southeast Asia and it occupies Sabah and most of present-day Bangsamoro and the Zamboanga peninsula.

His demonym is Neualsatian. He can into many languages because of immigration to the region from the Alsatians and many French peoples, as well as the many peoples of the region they settled on before:
 * French
 * Alsatian
 * Filipino
 * English
 * Arabic
 * Tausug
 * Cebuano
 * Picard
 * German
 * Malay
 * Old French
 * Luxembourgish
 * Chavacano
 * Maguindanaon

History
New Alsaceball was born as a 1ball to  ARMMball, adopted by  Franceball.

Friends

 * Franceballe - Mon maman and best friend forever!
 * Philippinesballe - Cousin. He must be ze Spic of Asia along with his twin brother. :)
 * Canadaballe - Mon cousin. He likes to say "eh" a lot.
 * Ameriqueballe - UK's eldest son. Mon  maman gave him the Statue of Liberty as a gift, which was very sweet.
 * Pays-Forêtballe - Son of Finlandeballe et  Chineballe. Ghetto buddies, he's the DJ, and I'm a rapper for 100 Perkeles, the street gang Finlande owns.
 * Kosovoballe - I may not recognize you, but we stand with you against the Muslim hater! I support you and Albania against him.
 * Pays-Musiqueballe - Le Roi de Musique, but c'est etrange, why you no recognize Kosovoballe?
 * Uyghurball - Evil!China is dead, you can get out of the re-education camps now! Or better then, you can join the gang if you want! Yeah!
 * What do I even get from joining you?
 * Vous can into guns, cool sport, et vous can into look cool!
 * I really don't know, my brothers could hate me for this.
 * *from the distance* Sure, join his friends!
 * Ummm...alright!
 * Alright! Of here is votre foulard et sunglasses! Make sure to wear votre foulard like a cap! As well as pendant of simbole du 100 Perkeles!
 * *ties bandanna around head like a cap, then puts on sunglasses and pendant* So, now what?
 * Congratulations! From now on you will do some dank skateboard stunts for nous!
 * Malaisieballe - Mon uncle who likes to disguise as every single countryball. Here's a funny moment when he disguised as mon maman and I got tricked.
 * Hey mamma! You're home early dawg?
 * Yo! I'm a star now yah! It's France here man! It's rap time!
 * That's weird. France doesn't normally do raps. What happened to her?
 * *rapping about growing up in the 'hood*
 * Either she's outta her mindor she's really someone else pretendin' to be her.
 * *finishes rapping, then does a backflip and a hip-hop breakdance* 'Coz I ain't France yo! (peels off her mask to reveal Malaysiaball underneath) Yeah! 'Coz I'm Malaysia yeah! And now I can into part of a hundred Perkeles dawg!
 * Je knew it! It was Malaisie the whole time! And now he's a rapper for 100 Perkeles like me!
 * Azerbaïdjanballe - Delicious grenadiers. Also I support you against this murderer.

Neutral

 * Tchétchénieballe - Even though people think you're a terrorist, at least we both stand with Kosovo. Serbieballe thinks you're the "hardest kebab" on Earth.
 * Suedeballe - J'AI PERDU À ÇA AMATEUR DE MEATBALL! 9-0 NEVER FORGET! But I like PewDiePie. Why you hate my mother?
 * I don't necessarily "hate" her, I make fun of her. We took their general Bernadotte and turned him into Charles XIV John, the first king of our current dynasty.
 * So, vous of dislikings my mother though?

Enemies

 * Algerieballe - FORGIVE MON MAMAN YUO IDIOTE! 
 * Gitanballe - Oh vous stay away from France! Go f*ck yourself you clayless kleptomaniac of Indian origin! On the bright side, there's a minority of gypsies in mon  neighbor. But still...
 * Bretagneballe - You iz of glorious francais clay now, always et forever. Vous cannot into indépendance honhonhonhonhonhon
 * Corée du Nordballe - Don't even think about nuking nous you fils de pute.
 * Catalogneballe - Stop trying to gain independence from Auntie Espagne you fils de pute!!! Oh wait, you did? What happened to toi?
 * Somalilandball - Je suis desolé but I cannot recognize you. I've tried to make peace with you but that pirate keeps getting in the way.
 * Arménieballe - Stop slaughtering Kebabs, the Genocide happened in the past, it's time to move on. Plus he's the puppeteer of Chinaball, like mon ami Azerbaïdjan said.
 * Guatemalaballe - He steals my gas and oil!
 * Serbiaball - Please don't removings me!

Fils de putes (worst enemies)

 * Chineballe - VOUS IS OF DEAD HONHONHONHON!!! VOUS OF DESERVINGS IT FOR OCCUPYING HONG KONG!!!
 * ISISballe - Maldifique, just maldifique!!! YOU ARE JUST NOTHING BUT A DISGUSTING MENACE WHO HAS A MIND OF AN EVIL GENIUS TO DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD WITH DYNAMITES!!!!! You should die!!! (shoots ISIS with his pistol and pees on his corpse)
 * RDballe - Cannot into kebab realment honhonhonhonhon! Even L'Algerie hates vous, also  Chine a la 1949 et  Fake Korea!