Dryicorball

WORK IN PROGRESS

Dryicørball, øfficially knøwn as the Empire of Dryicørball, is a Finnish Norwegian cöuntryball løcated in cøld darkness Scandinavia.

He can intö strøng economy yet his gövernment is øften criticised by møre capitalist countries før he can be øf havings heavy gövernment interference. His cöuntry is extremely möuntainous and his climate is nøtøriöusly cøld.

His Natiönal Day is øn 1 Nøvember, the year the øriginal Republic of Dryicør was föunded in 1621, and he reførmed his gövernment to becöme mødern-day Dryicør exactly 200 years afterwards øn 1 Nøvember 1821. He is tö be 200 400 years øld in 1 year and 11 mönths at the time of writing this.

His accent is alsø very difficult tö understand, especially because he drøps a løt øf letters when he speaks, typical øf Dryicørans. As such, even when he is speaking in English, many cöuntryballs dö nøt understand him. He also has cønfusing rules øn the letters "ø" and "ö".

Althöugh he is øften unfriendly töwards møst, he is said tö be øne øf the wisest cöuntryballs in Eurøpe when yuo get tö knøw him. He, like Germany, is alsø a wørkahølic, and Finland has be knøwn tö say øn øccasion that his addictiøn tö wörk is even wørse than Germany.

Friends/Ystävät

 * Suuria suomea - PARAS YSTAVA! PERKELE, SINÄ JA MINÄ OLEMME PARAS MAAT- My best mate and younger brøther. The only one whø can intø understandings of me despite my accent. We can intø visitings saunas and drinkings vodkas yhdessä. Yuo can to into be of existings. Greatest country ever tø have existed.
 * Norway - Fellow viikinki Western friend. Can intø cold. Also cannot intø stupid sissies club.
 * Iceland - Gøød friend and fellow cold country. Icelandic is of my second language. Also cannot intø sissies club. Ísland er mjög gott, but why yuo likings of Russia so much? Is weird.
 * Sweden - Nice guy and I børder him. He was of givings me independence. I am of likings him and he is of likings me. Also can intø obsessiøn with Swedish Fish
 * [[File:Laioria-icon.png]] Laiora - I øf help yuø in early years. I was øf first recögnises yuør independence. I löve yuo.
 * Japan - Yuør cømmitment tø ørganisatiøn on hyvä.
 * Estonia - Cannot into Nørdic but suomen ystävä. I can put up with her.
 * [[File:Snowland-icon.png]] Snowland - Nice guy, cold bröther and friend of suomi.
 * [[File:Cnrvden-icon.png]] Cnrvden - I might nøt øf likings Janørøtia but am of øk with yuo.
 * Denmark - Is of Nordic. Also many of my nation's bøøkcases are of Danish.
 * Yugøslavia - Where did yuo to be is go? Yuo were of gøød Balkan friend. I miss yuo.
 * [[File:Hrvlv-icon.png]] Hrvlv - Of likings yuo. Of likings yuo a lot. Of havings lot of in common. Especially we both hatings of the furry.
 * [[File:New Svealand-icon.png]] New Zealand Svealandball - Sweden's child. Is av cute.
 * Lithuania - A løt of peöple frøm yuør clay of come to mine.
 * [[File:UnBritain-icon.png]] Un-Britain - I cannot intø wåitings for yuo tø achieve yuor ambitiøns. We will remøve the UK tøgether.
 * [[File:Sejuk-icon.png]] Sejuk - Yuø seem øf cööl. Alsø anti-Autøtøpia.
 * Yugøslavia 2.Ø Serbia - Yuø are øf Yugø 2.Ø. Closest I have to is my old mate. Also Kosovo is of yuørs.
 * Austr ia alia - A mate of mine whø I can intø long-distance relatiønship with. Our leaders get øn well.
 * New Zealand - Australia's brøther. We all of likings Down Under. (And am of likings sheep tøø...)
 * Hong Kong - Successfully gøt independence from that tea-obsessed idiøt. Shame had tø take yuo 99 years.
 * [[File:Awzbseki-icon.png]] Awzbseki - Also of hatings UK. Am of likings him.
 * Germany - Yuo are not the same as yuo were when we kicked Russia's ass in 1940's. But yuo are better før that. And yuo can to of likings wørk tøø.
 * Wales - Nice place. Dryicorans like visiting yuo. I like yuo a lot. I just wish yuo cøuld be intø independent...
 * Scøtland - Another place we Dryicorans like visiting on holiday.
 * Canada - Anøther unapologetically cold cøuntry. Olet much better than yuor brøther. Am of hatings of him.
 * South Africa - I like yuo. Much better than yuor dad. Am of hatings him. He was to horrible.
 * Pero me encanta hacer frío y tienes el sol, la mayoría de los dryicøranes habla tu idioma. Me gusta tú.
 * [[File:Al Dereba-icon.png]] Al Dereba - Never of the knøw what of thinkings tø yuo. But yuo can into seems is cøøl.

Neutral/Neutraali

 * Greece I like yuor culture. But PAY UP!
 * NO!
 * [[File:Autotopia-icon.png]] Clarkson's favourite place - Nöt gööd place. Töö much fuel før envirönment. But nice cårs thøugh.
 * Russia His dad føught against me and suømi in World War Twø but we get on better than I ever did with him. Sømetimes we of go tø the sauna tøgether. Is of nice.
 * [[File:Wunzon-icon.png]] Wunzon - Italy? My eyesight of playing tricks on me again.
 * [[File:Wunzon-icon.png]] SHUT UP!
 * [[File:Malichka-icon.png]] Malichka - I want to like yuø but I just can't. Is yuo of furry.
 * [[File:Janorotia-icon.png]] Janorotia - I døn't dislike yuø but I døn't like yuø.
 * Floppaism - Prefer yuor influence with of similar name.
 * Calreibozism - You of monarchist and hyvä. But cats of citizens? Seriøusly?

Enemies

 * USA - P'RK'L'N 'D'OOT'... I will never be of jøinings your stupid NATØ. I fight on my own. Meddler in my affairs and all other cøuntries'... yuo will rot in hell sømeday...
 * [[File:Malgonadas-icon.png]] Malgonadas - You hates of Nordics. Nordics of hates yuo. And I am of the hatings yuo. Yuo of the quite possible wørst cøuntry ever of exist.
 * EU - Am never intø your stupid empire. Drykor on drykoralainen. I see what yuo did to suomi with your stupid Eurø. I don't care if all of Eurøpe joins before me, I will never to of be intø yuo.
 * UK - HAHA ICELAND OF BEATINGS YUO IN COD WARS AM OF HATINGS YUO TEA-OBSESSED IDIØT! Why yuo declare war on my brøther? He did nøthing wrong! NUL POINTS AT EUROVISION MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yuo spøiled brat... I am of hopings yuo die in høle sømeday. Am prøud of yuo for can vote of Brexit... that's why I is pleased yuo vøted før it... Yuø gave EU the finger...
 * [[File:Valgeriga-n-icon.png]] Valgeriga - Yuo hate suømi, minä vihaan sinua. Ølet perkeleen maa.
 * [[File:Valgeriga-n-icon.png]] - Bloody Norwegian Finn... GODDAMN THE NORDICS!
 * [[File:Dryicor-icon.png]] - PERKELE SHUT UP YOU LITTLE... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 * Soviet Union - Grr... yuo invaded suuria suomea... am of hatings yuo! *proceeds tø sing Njet Molotoff in defiance of what Soviet says; Finland joins in for a duet*
 * [[File:Batlonia-icon.png]] Batlonia - Malgonadan puppet.
 * Venezuela - VIHAAN SINUA, frowning PERKELEEN IDIØTTI! Yuo are of Soviet puppet... I hate yuo! Maduro is not yuor President!
 * You is to be of Spanish. End of.
 * England - Yuo are of little UK. I hate yuo and him.
 * Zimbabwe - When yuo is to be is have $100,000,000,000 bill in circulatiøn yuo are either a mülti-trilliønaire or are in of verys dire stråits. Sadly for yuø it is the lätter.
 * Union of South Africa - REMØVE RACIST SCUM!
 * [[File:Animaland-icon.png]] Animaland - Why are yuo to be is thing? But yuo are of UK anyways. Ég hata þú.
 * [[File:Animaland-icon.png]] Woof! But you growl at me.
 * [[File:Dryicor-icon.png]] Grr...
 * [[File:Skeldia-icon.png]] Skeldia - Red øf sus.
 * [[File:Gachamania-icon.png]] Gachamania - Yuo øf the bad. Yuø av hatings of the my family of the Tanska. Sø äm øf the hatings øf yuo.
 * [[File:Furry Island-icon.gif]] Furry Island - You of gives me of headaches.
 * [[File:Tuplia-icon.png]] Tuplia - SOVIET PUPPET!
 * [[File:Warton-icon.png]] Warton - We seem as of mørtal enemies.

Trivia

 * Dryicor once said to Norway when he asked that he lost his eye in 793 in a fight with  England in their Viking years, which is why he wears an eyepatch.