North Malayapotato

North Malaya, officially the Malaysian Canada Federation of North Malayapotato, is a regionball located in Malaysiaball's clay, consisting of the states of OTL Perlis, Kedah, northern half of Perak, Penang, Kelantan, the northern third of Pahang, and Terengganu. He is sandwiched between Thailandball and  Malaysiaball and to his west is the Indian Ocean. He is multicultural and can into multilingual society. His birthday is on March 12th. Its unusual topography is the reason North Malaya is depicted as a potato.

It was born when Picardese French explorers landed on the shores of present-day Georgetown, Penang. Then English immigration followed. Today North Malaya is seen linguistically and culturally as the Nusantara version of Canada.

Languages
Official languages:
 * Northern Malaysian Hokkien


 * English

Other widely-spoken languages:
 * Standard Malay

Variations of Malay: Japanese
 * Terengganu Malay
 * Jawi
 * Pure Malay

French Other British languages Misc. Sinitic languages Arabic (holy language)
 * Canadian French
 * Picard
 * Breton (Penang)
 * Old French (Kelantan)
 * Malaysian Irish Gaelic (Perak)
 * Scots (Kelantan)
 * Scottish Gaelic (Kelantan)
 * Welsh (Perlis)
 * Yorkshire English
 * Ulster Scots (Penang)
 * Standard Hokkien
 * Standard Mandarin
 * Cantonese
 * Teochew

Tagalog

Cebuano

Indian Subcontinent languages Thai
 * Tamil
 * Malayalam
 * Telugu
 * Gujarati
 * Urdu
 * Punjabi
 * Nepali
 * Sinhalese
 * Bangla

Vietnamese

Indonesian

Family

 * Qing Empireball - My late grandpa. He passed away due to a republican revolution.
 * Indonesiaball - Grandmother who supports kebab remover even if she is kebab.
 * Englandball - Adoptive granddad.
 * Taiwanball - My true mom and homo but it's haram!!! Ewwww!!! (vomits from too much haram)
 * Malaysiaball - My true father and my owner who is secretly a secret agent working for Neoslavia. Reminds me a lot of "Jarachon Yord Ruk", particularly the way he puts on his mask and how it "melts" into his face and becomes natural-looking, which is kinda creepy. His alter ego is  Sloveniaball.
 * Chinaball - You're fine, but...1997 NEVER FORGET! YOU KIDNAPPED HONG KONG!!1 My deceased adoptive father who died of AIDS.
 * Indiaball - Adoptive mom who is in a row with my aunt over YouTube popularity.
 * Swedenball - My aunt, another drag king. Unlike others, she uses a latex mask and costume. and i like your cousin!
 * Tringapore and Canadaball - I'm like their lovechild. Tringapore + Canada = me...?
 * UKball - Adoptive dad who colonizes everything. I don't get it, Awzbsekiball hates you a lot, why?
 * Sri Lankaball - Adoptive sister.
 * Franceball - Stepmother with strange exotic cuisines.
 * Quebecball - My stepsister.
 * Thailandball - Drag king girlfriend.
 * Bangladeshball - Ex-girlfriend who got stolen by that furry DJ also known as  Jerman.
 * Hong Kongball - Best friend who happens to be my brother and a furry DJ gamer thing. You will, and in fact will, be able into independence one day. Oh wait...you did? That's good. Now go play in the sunshine.
 * Penangball, Kedahball,  Terengganuball,  Perlisball,  Kelantanball,  Perakball and  Pahangball - My children.
 * South Malayaball,  Central Malayaball and Malaysian Borneoball - Brothers who care more about sports, while South Malayaball has a band. Why the hell should I care?

Misc. friends

 * Cataloniaball - Go Puidgemont! You can into freedom! Keep on removing paella! UwU. Wait...he's commie? DON'T BECOME COMMIE PLOX!!! (cries)
 * Rohingyaball - You'll be safe soon.
 * Gypsyball - We know what you've been through.
 * Albaniaball, Turkeyball,  Bosniaball and  Kosovoball - Defend kebab!

Neutral

 * Germanyball - A furry DJ who stole Bangla from me. I won't take revenge. Dressed as dad/owner and  my ex, and even his  past self, and then took Bangla for himself. But we're fine and he has a very cool bodysuit gun. He had fun with it once.
 * The P(i)igs - Ask for more money then you can pay your debts to the EU. The furry DJ almost sold them to his friend.
 * Pakistanball - Mainland whiteknight and he can into having some of his people in mine.
 * Russiaball - Helped my dad can into space.
 * Sloveniaball - Malaysia's alter-ego.
 * USAball - Burger.
 * Serbiaball - Kebab remover (thankfully he doesn't remove me)

Enemies

 * Myanmarball - Genocidal maniac who treats the Rohingya people like $#!+. REMOVE!!! No wonder my Auntie Sweden banned you from using bork for harassing my drag king girlfriend Thailand.
 *  Awzbsekiball - Hates me for being related to UKball. What's your problem with him?