Nei Ägypterlandball

Nei Ägypterlandball, formally the Grand-Duchy of Nei Ägypterlandball, is an ethnofederalist republic located in Northeastern Africa. It is the only overseas territory of the Luxembourgish Overseas Empire, colonized January 10th 1890 and given independence on May 1st 1910.

Its capital and largest city are the Cairofruits (a punnet of grapes, an orange, two apples, a lemon, a pomegranate, three apricots and a watermelon, all representing the richness of the city despite the harsh environment and climate). The Cairofruits happen to be the city's logo.

Nei Ägypterlandball can into having many religions such as Judaism, Hellenism, Eastern Catholicism and Monophysitism. It's also multi-ethnic due to Luxembourgish influence. It speaks the three languages of Luxembourg as well as some Arabic, Coptic, and even Greek- and Persian- speaking minorities.

Due to its rich history, Nei Ägypterlandball is depicted as a pharaoh with a magical Ankh staff. The magic powers come from the heart-shaped spinel at its center. It can do anything that the owner commands it to do, such as turning inanimate objects into stone, or curse offenders into mummies.

His birthday is May 1.

History
The history of Egyptball has been of long and rich, due to the flow of the Nile river, with its fertile banks and delta. Its rich history also comes from its native inhabitants and outside influence. Much of Egyptball ancient history was a mystery until the secrets of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs were deciphered with the discovery and help of the Rosetta Stone. The Great Pyramid of Giza is the only one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World still standing. The Lighthouse of Alexandria, one of the other Seven Wonders, is gone. The Library of Alexandria was the only one of its kind for centuries.

Egyptball was bron as an 8ball. Human settlement in Egyptball dates back to at least 40,000 BC with Aterian tool manufacturing. Ancient Egyptball civilization coalesced around 3150 BC with the political unification of  Upper and  Lower Egyptball under the first pharaoh of the First Dynasty, Narmer. Predominately native Egyptball rule lasted until the end of the Late Period in 332 BC. Soon after, Egyptball was taken over by middle eastern 4balls.

In 332 BC,  Macedonian ruler Alexander the Great conquered Egyptball and established the Hellenistic  Ptolemaic Kingdomball, whose first Pharaoh was one of Alexander's former generals, Ptolemy I Soter. The Ptolemies had to fight native rebellions and were involved in foreign and civil wars that led to the decline of the kingdom and its final annexation by Rome. The death of Cleopatra ended the nominal independence of Egyptball resulting in Egyptball becoming one of the many provinces of the  Roman Empireball

Roman rule in Egyptball (including  Byzantineball) lasted from 30 BC to 641 AD. After the Islamic conquest of Egyptball, parts of Egyptball became provinces of successive Caliphateballs and other Muslim dynasties: Rashidun Caliphate (632-661), Umayyad Caliphateball (661–750),  Abbasid Caliphateball (750-909),  Fatimid Caliphateball (909-1171),  Ayyubid Sultanateball (1171–1260), and the  Mamluk Sultanateball of Egyptball (1250-1517). In 1517,  Ottomanball sultan Selim I captured Cairo, absorbing Egyptball into the  Ottoman Empireball.

Eventually in 1890, the Luxembourgers, hearing about the rich culture of the Egyptians, set sail for the region and colonized it. to be continued

Famill/أسرة/Famille/Family

 * Lëtzebuergball - Mon papp! He can into being filthy rich and regal lifestyle, he buys so many gold bars for me! Though there is one thing...people say you're a pedophile, is that true? I won't punish you for that however. Still, are you really a pedo?
 * *casually drawing hentai pics* I'm afraid so, sorry son.
 * That's alright, Papp Lëtzebuerg. I'm a bit of a pedo-enabler myself.
 * Ägyptenball - Mamm! We have rich culture. Though greek is better höhöhöhöhöhöhöhöhö.
 * Northern Cyprusball - Even though I'm friends with Greece, I support you against that murderer.

Frënn/اصحاب/Copains/Friends

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Neutral/محايد/Neutre

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Verdächteg/معقد/Indéterminé/Complicated

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Feinde/أعداء/Aversaires/Enemies

 * Chinaball (deceased) - He is not your clay anymore. You don't get to say "No" to his independence this time. Is it not sobering for you to realize that the one sovereign state that recognizes him as an independent state also happens to be one of the only countries who possesses magic (albeit in the Polandball universe)? I am that guy. And everyone knows how you treat your subjects when they stand up for themselves. I will NEVER forgive you for what you have done to Hong Kong,  Taiwan and the  Uyghurs, or for how you have treated them and all of their people in your clay. It was only through my incredible mercy that I allowed you to live after my intervention on his behalf, and if you have any honor left, you will swallow your pride, make peace with these newfound nations, and bury your vengeance once and for all. But if you continue to antagonize them, and make any further attempt to integrate them into your clay whether directly or indirectly, then it will be the death of you and your "glorious" Communist Party.
 * : (speaking from afterlife) 你这个怪物!!! 您如何在我身上支持他们??? 西部木偶!!! WHY U SUPPORT THAT WESTERN PUPPET?!?! I OF HATINGS YUO!!! GO F*CK YOURSELF WESTERN PUPPET XIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXI!!!! YOU ARE OF BEIYUE MEIGUO PUPPET!!! REMOVE ANKH FROM THE PREMISES!!!
 * : How little you understand, Chine. Your hold has been broken. Your union is falling apart because your subjects hate you now, and they no longer want any part of you. You have no one to blame but yourself. Your abuses are known to all the world, and the other countryballs want nothing to do with you anymore. Even your erstwhile former friends in the  Warsaw Pact have abandoned you. The world has judged you and found you wanting, Chine, and you will never again recapture the glory of your golden days. You can only stand by and reflect on your failures as your Communist Party falls apart, your leaders all go to jail, and your people embrace democracy for the first, only, and last time, therefore leading to the end of your "glorious" nation, which by the way has already happened. Me and my family shed no tears for you.
 * Armenienball - Oh no! Where do we even start with this Islamophobic Caucasian? He bullies Azerbaijanball over Nagorno-Karabakh. He hates all  Muslims to the deepest hell, and is still salty about his genocide not being recognized entirely. At one point, he even told  Mr. Kebab Defender to literally return to his and his brothers' humble origins in Central Asia and Mongolia, to live as nomads in the steppes, and play his throat song !  And guess what, he even did the same to TURKEY'S BROTHERS, AND EVEN NON-TURKICS SUCH AS  HUNGARY, and guess what? EVEN MY  STEPMOM DID THE SAME! To make matters much, much worse, he supports  (((FAKE CHINA))) over poor  East Turksball and even wants him to stay in the damned "re-education" camps until he is totally brainwashed and perpetually worships and obeys the CCP like they're a bunch of gods! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO PUSH THEM TO GIVING IN TO YOUR PLANS! Xinjiang will never get to embrace his heritage again, and neither will the Turks once they are exiled back to Mongolia, and you think this is something to celebrate? Of course not! This is an outrage to all Turks around the world! Even though I myself am not a Turkic, I am literally gonna be appalled at your success in driving the Turks back to their origins while you sit down and jump for joy as every Turkic gets persecuted. Until you throw a party when literally the LAST OF THE TURKS are executed, knowing full well you will never be genocided. If you continue to antagonize Turkey and Azerbaijan, I will literally end you.
 * NO! Xinjiang of deservings the camp! He deserves to losings his heritage for being a Turkic! One day, I will celebrate as the Demon Turks return to Mongolia and never come out, and die off one by one! Once the last Turks are kill it will be the best day of my life, all kebabs will of removed! You are a TURKISH PUPPET AND THAT IS FINAL, REMOVE ANKH FROM PREMISES!!!
 * I am not a Turkish puppet, Armenien. He is my friend, not a puppeteer of me. Also, I just went to a world similar to what you wished for, and oh my, that's the most terrible thing I have ever seen! Once the last Turks died off in this world, it was the biggest crime against humanity, you celebrated as all the souls of the Turks ascended to the afterlife, as you look at the celebrations, you assume they were all going to Hell. You are a disgrace to all Muslims, you support cultural assimilation, and you are a puppet of (((FAKE CHINA))). Nobody probably loves you, Armenien. You will be left punished and forced to think about what you've done to the Turkic world as the souls of the millions of Turks you allowed to be slaughtered enter the afterlife while those who assimilated into their oppressors' cultures are left to treat the cultures they have assimilated into like they're gold and diamonds. I will never cry for you, Armenien.
 * Cyprusball - Oh no! Now what do I have to start with this Islamophobic island? He hates almost every single Muslim. If you continue to antagonize Turkey one more time, me and Turkish Cyprus will literally end you.
 * NO!!! TURKISH CYPRUS IS OF FAKE!!!!!!!! ALSO, LIKE ARMENIA, IT WILL BE BEST DAY OF LIFE WHEN ALL EVIL TURKS RETURN TO MONGOLIA AND DON'T COME BACK EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONCE ALL TURKS ARE KILLED, IT WILL BE ANOTHER BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALSO A TURKISH PUPPET AND THAT IS FINAL, REMOVE ANKH FROM PREMISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Nei u. (Curses Greek Cyprusball into a mummy)
 * Armenian Egyptball - DU F*CKING VERRÉIDER! WHY YUO SUPPORT ARMENIA AGAINST ME!!! DU WILL NEVER BE REAL AGAIN!! SOON ICH WILL MAKE YUOR OFFICIAL LANGUAGE LËTZEBUERGESCH AND REPLACE ALL YUOR LAVASH WITH EGGS BENEDICT!! YOU WILL BE SPEAKING LUXEMBOURGISH INSTEAD OF ARMENIAN!! HOHOHOHOHOHO ICH ASSIMALATE YUO NOW!!

STIERFLICHE FEIND!!!/!!!العدو اللدود/PIRES ENNEMIS!!!/F*CKING DEADBEAT MONSTERS!!! (worst enemies)

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