Tringapore (Six Lions of Singapore)

Note: This is an alternate history post, based on the AU "Six Lions of Singapore". You can see it here. Also, under construction, expect mistakes to be seen.

Tringapore, officially the Dominion of Harimau Welsh Dragon  Tringapore, is a pro Minecraft PvP player and survivalist a unitary parliamentary state under the monarchy of the UK, hence, it is a  Commonwealth realm. It has no subdivisions as it is a city-state, but it has one capital "district" - Victoria (Victangle).

He is bordered by his father Malaysiaball to the north and the Indian Ocean to the other directions. Tringapore is a founding member of ASEAN-icon ASEANball and as a former British colony, he is as previously mentioned part of the Commonwealth family, as well as the  UNball like almost every other country in the world.

Tringapore is often seen as one of the 4 Asian tigers aka the 4 most developed Asian nations (The other 3 being his mother,  South Koreaball, and  Hong Kongball). Unlike other city-states, Tringapore is independent (Unlike Hong Kongball), able to make his own money (Unlike Vaticanball), and actually has a fighting chance (Unlike  Monacoball), which has given him modern significance on the world stage. He just loves doing business. Not only is he more developed, but due to massive amounts of immigration, he is often tolerant of other religions, ethnicities, and languages. Tringapore is very strict yet somehow loves cosplay and anime kigurumi, you will be fine as long as you don't break the laws. Just don't buy gum and you'll be fine. Tringapore has been neutral since independence.

Tringapore is the only Anglosphere countryball who does not always speak English in a proper grammar, which in contrast to Hong Kongball, who speaks proper English. Tringapore is usually mistaken being part of PRCball because he has 5 stars in his flag (and China also has 5 stars), and most of his population is ethnically Chinese (76%).

Tringapore can also be heard using Chinaball's "xixixi" laugh, like  Myanmarball.

His national days are August 9 and January 28. August 9 = Independence from Malaysia. January 28 = Founding of modern Singapore in 1695.

History
Tringapore was discovered in 1695 which he was adopted by Portugalball, and given a proper education by his adoptive father. He is rumored to be the lovechild of Malaysiaball and  Chinaball, and the stepson of  Indiaball, adopted at around the same time. He was known as Straits Settlementsball/triangle until he became independent in 1965.

In 1942, Tring's clay was invaded by Japanball, who raped him. However, after his defeat in 1945, his brother Malayaball fought a war for his independence with Tring. In 1963, Tringapore joined Malayaball to form Malaysiaball, but Tring left in 1965 due to harsh racism between the malays and the chinese. Tring and Malay used to have quite a good relationship with each other until 1964 when the racial riots happened between the ethnic Malays and Chinese.

When they broke up both felt really sad and their conditions were much worse lah. Fortunately, Tring managed to stand firmly by himself while activating his "Lee Kuan Yew mode". Eventually, he drastically transformed from a third world countryball into a world-class countryball, even surpasses his father/rival ​​ Malaysiaball and now is an admirable countryball in ​​ ASEANball.

While in his "Lee Kuan Yew" mode Tring developed a stupid education system but a very steady defense system. He has some of Asia's best universities. Housing comes in the form of HDB here because of the amount of clay he has (not much). His flats are the cheapest ones in the world :p. He also became into tourism by planting trees and building things like parks, banks and hotels, and also many tourist attractions. That's how he makes kachiggas now.

Now ah, Tring can into awesome architecture and then oso got delicious food. Sometimes maybe he is of serious about his work, more serious about his education and even more serious about law. Tring's residents are also very kiasu about monies and scared kena saman! But at the end of the workday, he like to unwind by either eating foods from fast-food restaurants like McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, Domino's Pizza and other fast-food chains in his clay or drink refreshments from Starbucks Coffee, The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf and many more coffee cafes in his clay. Other days he go Marina Bay and party and eat chilli crab and chicken rice. Tring can also into good times lor. He is richer than the other countries and some what small.

Personality
Tringapore is a huge workaholic, somewhat like Germanyball. Like Alaskan Empireball, he's very resentful of  Communism just as Aléscö is very hateful towards  Trilluminati/New World Order, although Tringapore is neutral on globalism and no cares about  Soros. While Aléscö calls the NWO "Dobrokhzarin", Singapore calls the USSR "Syaitan Raya" = "High Devil" in Malay.

He's very strict, but really into anime kigurumi. He has a strange tradition: from the moment he plunks on the helmet, he would only be talking in Japanese. It adds to the effect and realism of his costume and make him look like it. He even wears his kigurumi as part of his online attire.

Though this is an exception, he talks in English as well as in Welsh. He can also into making disguise for his dad, a secret agent. Also, he is a pro gamer. He can into having cool gaming equipment, a cool headset, and even gaming gloves lah! He of very rich indeed (since IRL he is world-class city).

Languages
Malays: Chinese: Indians: Eurasians: Indigenous Malays: Others:
 * Malay (national language)
 * Jawi (as a script)
 * Pure Malay
 * Baba Malay
 * Bazaar Malay
 * Betawi Malay
 * Indonesian
 * Chitty Creole
 * Standard Mandarin (wider use)
 * Cantonese
 * Hokkien (majority)
 * Teochew
 * Sichuanese
 * Baba (Chinese creole)
 * Hakka
 * Hainanese
 * Old Chinese
 * Tamil (mostly)
 * Punjabi
 * Hindi
 * Nepali
 * Urdu
 * Telugu
 * Malayalam
 * English (lingua franca)
 * British English (government usage)
 * Singlish (slang)
 * Portuguese
 * Singaporean Portuguese dialect
 * Dutch
 * Northern Dutch
 * Southern Dutch
 * Spanish (Filipinos only)
 * Armenian
 * Kristang (Portuguese creole)
 * Seletar
 * Duano'
 * Semelan
 * Iban
 * Sabahan Malay
 * Temuan
 * Buginese
 * Javanese
 * Minangkabau
 * Tagalog
 * Japanese
 * Korean

How to draw

 * 1) Draw a triangle
 * 2) Fill half with blue (horizontally)
 * 3) Draw a yellow crescent and five stars arranged to look like a pentagon.
 * 4) Draw the eyes and you're done.
 * 5) Optional: Draw him some gaming headphones or shades or even both.

Friends
'Whether you're a democrat, centrist, environmentalist, anti-communist, anti-feminist, anti-Marxist, Islamist, nativist, and you support  BLM, freedom, liberty, national sovereignty and  my twin in his protests, and hates leftism, rightism,  communism, socialism, fascism,  nationalist-socialism and especially ​ Paprika Hitler and  his whiteknight, you are my friend whether you want to be or not.'' DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO DENY THAT FACT. '''
 * Malaysiaball - My father who can into being multicultural. Has Orang Asli in his clay who can into visiting there, even way before colonization started lah! He can also being into spy and master of disguise! I last saw him tearing off  his alter-ego's face while her own son watched on in shock. He's been doing it since Malichka was 12 yrs old. Probably when he was doing it, he's working for  Belgiumball and his  Neoslavian Intelligence Service, who happens to be owned by  Serbiaball and his son  Novi Triograd...Btw, thanks for making up 1/4 of my blood lah. Father and son team as well, I can into going with you on your spy missions. Usually involving removing  commies,  Nazists, and saving unrecognized countries from their (illegal) claimers. Also, we can into aiding  Nat. Chinaball, her allies, and  my twin in his final battle against  the foul smelling Syaitan Raya and his  entire church.
 * Notable spy missions I went on with Malaysia:
 * Returning  Crimeaball to his parents. Malaysia of disguisings as  Germanyball.
 * Rescuing Cataloniaball from his  abusive mom while Malaysia was disguised as  Valenciaball and bribed her into selling Catalonia to him before releasing him. We did the same with  Basqueball and  Galiciaball.
 * Chinaball - My biological mother. She can into knowings that his brother's  wife is just another countryball in disguise. That man turns out to be my  dad, who is of working undercover as a spy for  Belgiumball who in turn is working for  the man who created and owns Neoslavia. And also she can into helping us in the final battle against Chinaball, his master and his entire church.
 * Indiaball - Stepmother. She let Tamils into my clay. The weird part is...she removes kebab and supports  Neoslavia creator over  Kosovo. And she is friends with  Cheeto Hitler.
 * Sri Lankaball - Step-aunt. She has high Tamil-speaking population.
 * Bangladeshball,  Pakistanball, and Nepalrawr - Step-siblings and their people come to my clay. We stole Nepal's anthem xixixixixixixi. (We're both multicultural after all)
 * UKball - Foster father. BUT CRISPY RENDANG OF ILLEGAL LAH!!! CRISPY RENDANG DOES NOT EXIST LAH!!!
 * Scotlandball - Scottish uncle, best uncle!   
 * Walesball - sheep, sheep and more sheep lah.
 * Irelandball - Step-uncle. Helped him reunite and they are of livings happily ever after.
 * Portugalball - Stepfather who came along with papa Britain.

Neutral

 * Netherlandsball - Stepfather, but DON'T SMOKE WEED IN MY ROOM YOU BODOH! YOU MAKE ME ADDICTED LOR! STOP IT LEH!
 * Sloveniaball - Never heard of her because she not of real lah. Is really of my  secret agent daddy Malaysia in mask disguise lah! Here's a typical conversation between me and Slovenia, but there's a very, very obvious twist at the end!
 * Hi Slovenia! Why you here ah?
 * Dober dan, I just miss you. Just came over from Serbia's house.
 * Miss me? We're not even related lah.
 * I miss you, 'cause I'm not of Slovenia!
 * You're of disguise ah?
 * My face is of just mask! There of zipper on back! (in Malaysia's voice) I am really...(grabs seam on side of face and slowly pulls on it)
 * You're pretending Slovenia meh?
 * (rips off latex face and wig dramatically) I'M NOT OF SLOVENIA, I'M OF MALAYSIA!
 * Woah! You coolest spy lah!

Love-hate relationships

 * Chinaball - You're my good stepfather but...YOU! YOU ARE A ROGOLER, A COMMIE AND ALSO BEFORE I FORGET YOU ARE THE CHURCH OF SATAN!!! YOU KEEP RAPING AND TORTURING YOUR OWN SIBLINGS INCLUDING UYGHUR! GIVE BACK HONG KONG TO UK AND  MACAU TO PORTUGAL RIGHT NOW!!!     Wait...you're collapsed already? Too bad! Plus, as a bonus,  Winnie the Flu and his CCP are all in jail now. Good!
 * Spainball - She is fine and the aunt of my twin, but FREE CATALONIA LAH! NOBODY CARES IF HE WANTS TO BE COMMIE AH! ALSO LET BASQUE AND GALICIA FREE     I heard that she already did but she collapsed in 2018. Though she brought herself back together and left her three delinquent kids alone.
 * : ¡¡¡PUTA MÁS GRANDE!!! ¡¡¡CATALUÑA ES ESPAÑA!!! ¡¡¡ESPAÑA FUERTE!!! STOP SUPPORTING MI IDIOT HIJO, YUO ARE OF KILLINGS MY JOY!!! 2018 NEVER FORGET!!! YUO ARE TO BLAME FOR MY CLAY'S PROBLEMS, REMOVE CHILI CRAB!!!
 * : ¡¡¡MMIIIERRDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (gets anschlussed)
 * : ¡¡¡MMIIIERRDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (gets anschlussed)

Enemies

 * Malaysiaball (1966-68) - You're my good father but...OH MY GOD NOT THAT STUPID RACIST MELAYU LAH!!! HIS SPORTS TEAM ALWAYS BOOS US WITH SINGAPORE ITU ANJING!!!!! IF YOU DID NOT KEEP ME OUT LAH WE COULD HAVE BEEN 2nd RICH IN THE WORLD!!!. YOU HAVE AN ECONOMIC FAILURE 1 SINGAPOREAN DOLLAR EQUALS TO 3 MALAYSHIT RINGGIT LAH! WHOS LAUGHING NOW?! GAN ZABO CHIBAI! GAN NI NA LAN JIAO NA BEI WA LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But we're now cool with each other, and apologize to me for kicking me from Federasi! It was worth it, but hey, at least I kena rich after that! I give you money, you give me spy gadgets lah! (see Friends section)

F***ING CHIBAIS!!! (worst enemies)

 * Crimson Lionsball - What the..?! Yuo... yuo... YUO!!!!! (turns into Singapyramid)    
 * Terrorist Pigdog who is bombing and shooting everyone - REMOVE JIHAD remove jihad you are fake muslim. You always radicalizings people with your stupid ideology. Return to Jahannam. To your Jahannam cousins you may come their country. You may live in the zoo….wkwkwkwkwk, Al Qaeda we will never forgive you. Taliban rascal f*ck but f*ck a**hole isis stink the Crimson Lions are your bootlickers and are worse than you. Osama killing best day of my life. Take a bath of dead fake jihadist...wkwkwkwkwkwkwk. ISIS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 9/11. Al-Qaeda we kill your leader, Al-Qaeda return to your precious Iraq….heheheheheheh. Idiot jihad terrorist groups smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE TERRORIST FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught.  Nusantara +  NATO +  ASEAN +  Pacific Confederacy = Kill ISIS… you will WW3. HWD120 alive in Singapura, HWD120 praying for Singapura. Build rap HWD120 Singapura. We are rich and have gold now hehehehehe because of HWD120… you are poor stink jihad. You live in a hovel wkwkwkwkwk. You of dajal HWD120 alive number one #1 in Singapura… f*ck asshole fake jihadist no good. I spit﻿ in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. HWD120 alive and real strong wizard kill all the isis farm animal with minecraft redstone now jihad is no more. Ape of the zoo president Saddam Hussein f*ck the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and ISIS was born. Stupid baby form the egg give back our clay we will crush you like a skull of pig. YOU WILL BE ON THE FLOOR CRYING LIKE A BABY WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!!!!!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!

Ancestors

 * 1ball - My Malayan and Chinese  relatives (also past self)
 * 2ball - My Eurasian  and Indian relatives
 * 7ball - Distant relative of my Malayan relatives
 * ME4ball - Distant relative of my Malayan relatives
 * Majapahitangle - Anschluss form and past self of  Indonesiaball
 * Roman Empireball - Ancestor of my Eurasian family members
 * Germanicball - Great-grandpa of my foster father and my  stepdad
 * Celticball - Great-granny of my foster father
 * Mingball - Ancestor of my Chinese relatives

Parents/guardians

 * Indonesiaball - Grandmother
 * Qingball - Grandfather (deceased)
 * Malaysiaball - Father
 * Bruneiball - Aunt
 * Nationalist Chinaball - Mother
 * Communist Chinaball - Stepmother (deceased)
 * Indiaball - Stepmother
 * Sri Lankaball - Step-aunt
 * UKball - Foster father
 * Portugalball - Stepfather and mentor
 * Netherlandsball - Stepfather
 * Swedenball - Step-aunt

Siblings

 * Bangkalaball Bangladeshball - Step-sister
 * Pakistanball - Step-brother
 * Nepalrawr - Step-brother

Cousins

 * Borneocube - Step-cousin