Borneocube

Minecraftiacube, also called Borneocube and officially the Sultanate of Minecraftiaball, is an Asian El Dorado guardian angel of  Swedenball and  Malaysiaball  fruit inflation fetish lover a federal parliamentary constitutional sultanate in Southeast Asia. He is located northwest of Indonesia, east of  Malaysia, south of the  Philippines, and southeast of  Thailand. He is a founding member of ASEANball and is one of the only non-ball ASEAN members (alongside Tringapore), and is a cube like Israelcube. He can into most European of ASEAN, however is still half Asian. Do not confuse with the  Minecraftiaball that looks like Feudal Japan.

His cube shape is a reference to the Kaaba, the cube-shaped structure in Mecca, the holy city of  Islam, the dominant federal religion of Minecraftia, of which the Kaaba plays an important role. It is also because, the Matter of Borneo (the body of early modern literature and legendary/allegorical material created during the colonization era of the country), which believes in the universe being cube-shaped. When you ask him why he is a cube, he responds with "Kaabah and national esotericism". His cube shape is also meant to distinguish himself from Minecraftia.

His birthday is May 13th.

Common languages
Bold = national language.

English Malay Swedish
 * British English
 * Yorkshire English
 * Borglish (colloquial)
 * Pure Malay
 * Jawi

European Low Country languages Chinese Indian languages Arabic
 * Dutch
 * French
 * German
 * Frisian
 * Luxembourgish
 * West Flemish
 * Walloon
 * Standard Mandarin
 * Cantonese
 * Hokkien
 * Teochew
 * Tamil
 * Hindi
 * Urdu
 * Punjabi
 * Nepali
 * Bengali/Bangla

Nordic languages Tagalog Central European languages
 * Norwegian
 * Danish
 * Finnish
 * Cebuano
 * Tausug
 * Czech
 * Slovak
 * Polish
 * Hungarian
 * Bulgarian
 * Romanian

Eastern Minecraftia
Native Malayan languages Indonesian languages
 * Tutong
 * Belait
 * Dusun
 * Iban
 * Borneoan Bisaya
 * Murut
 * Indonesian
 * Javanese
 * Sundanese
 * Acehnese

Western Minecraftia

 * Sami
 * Faroese
 * Irish

Southern Minecraftia

 * Vicnoran
 * Japanese
 * Korean

North and Northwestern Minecraftia

 * Spanish
 * Portuguese
 * Catalan
 * Occitan

Capital Region (St. Minersburg)

 * Hebrew
 * Yiddish
 * Slovak Patois
 * Old Norse
 * Greenlandic
 * Law French

Pre-Colonial Era
He was born when 1balls (Malayo-Polynesians) set up city-states in the area. There they discovered an isle full of fertile land, gold reserves and precious gems. So much wealth, no wonder they would turn to capitalism later on. The country was so resource-rich, even the Europeans found out, and set sail for the island. The Natives did not care, they had already learned to accept the arrivals of the Chinese peoples to the area. Trade prospered, and ships and storehouses were being built across the island.

Belgian-Swedish-British Colonization Years
It was around 1689 when the Belgians, Swedes and Brits, the first three countries to discover the wealth of the isle of Borneo, came to arrive and take all the resources (not all however, as the colonists actually learned the value of generosity from the natives after hearing one too many moral stories), before setting up colonies around the island.

Also, the Swedes brought their legends to the island, including the Näcken, the trolls, and even the Kraken. Then the Indians came, and the natives learned to deal with their arrival, naturally. There were not just Tamils, there were  Hindus and  Urdus as well. Even the  Spanish Empire set up a colony in what ended up becoming Avinas City in Millatjan state.

But they worried about something else. Pirates that is, so the colonists and natives joined forces in order to keep out smugglers and pirates from their island, in which they succeeded. As reward, they let them free on January 17th 1778, but that never lasted long as the Swedish Overseas Empire reclaimed them in 1793.

Early Modern Minecraftia
In 1795, Minecraftian Republicans pulled off a revolution, inspired from  France, and attempted to overthrow the Swedish rule and establish the "Republic of Borneo". After the Siege of Lavendria however, both sides surrender and the Republicans are executed for treason, and the monarchy is able to endure.

Sometime in the 1820's, people from South Central Europe came to live in Minecraftia's clay. They survived because of the hospitality of the original peoples of the island, and later went on to establish some towns across the country. Then these two came into his clay and were warmly welcomed by the people of Minecraftia/Borneo/you get it, etc.

In 1872, ex-King of Penang Ralph VI (who went on to have a clock tower at Dataran Nasional in St. Minersburg named after him), now captain of a pirate crew comprised of other pirates, raided the port of St. Minersburg and went on to discover a treasure chest buried by Malay people under Pulau Ralph VI (named in his honor). Ralph VI died of leprosy in 1875, 3 years after discovering the treasure.

The War Years
Minecraftia was invaded by Imperial Japanball in 1940 and made into a puppet state, however a peaceful revolt then led the Japanese to give it back to  Belgium. It lasted until May 13th 1965 when it was released through a referendum whereas 71% voted yes and 29% voted no, thus giving it a peaceful indepenence declaration.

During the Cold War, Minecraftia refused to participate in any of America's or  USSR's business and chose to remain away from the war and thus sided with the NAM (Non-Aligned Movement), commonly referred to as the Third World. After the Cold War, Minecraftia applied for NATO membership. It is now a member of said alliance. But refused to bomb Kosovo due to the large minority of Kosovars in his clay.

Personality
Borneocube is brave and barely has any "phobias" except for astraphobia (fear of thunder), which explains how scared he is when there is a thunderstorm coming. Nowadays he is beginning to conquer that fear. He is a peacemaker (representing its involvement in world affairs), and tries to negotiate tensions between countries especially Albania and Serbia. He is depicted as an angelic figure, with wings and a halo, and usually wields a Malayan dagger called keris with 13 "luk" or curves, one luk actually represents a state. Borneocube's depiction as a guardian angel is because during WW2, Minecraftia supported Sweden and Malaysia with aid.

Family and Other Friends (kompisar/kawan-kawan/friends)
Everybody loves Minecraftia! (Especially my family, and with some exceptions)
 * Swedenbola - My ibu who brought blueberries, meatballs, Minecraft and IKEA to my clay. She calls me her guardian angel, as I supported her and gave her aid during the second World War. Thanks for the näcken and blåbärpojke! We both support the Anglo-Sino-furry guy and  Kosovoball. You made a game about my country, but why did you leave out the blåbärpojke? You should add it next time. (Oh. I realized that the blåbärpojke is inappropriate) BEST MAMMA! The sad part is, we used to hate each other under the cursed Searge era (2005-2015) for "historical reasons".
 * Malaysiabola - Ayah who supports and recognizes my European brother  Kosovoball. Best dad to ever exist, has delicious food like nasi biryani and best cartoons! He hates  pakcik and removes Rakiya from premises. But we used to hate each other from 1989 to 1997. I heard you were pretending to be Slovenia, is that true? If so, so be it. I also heard you were working for my  stepdad. Sorry ayah for invasion of privacy, I just discovered a Slovenia costume in your closet while you were not looking. I heard he accepted my apology, so we're fine now...Just hope he stops Rakiya from abusing my  geek friend.
 * Inggrisbola - My other Ayah who has an "immortal" queen. Stop saying she is immortal, you negara-negara bodoh!!! We all know everyone will eventually die. Gave us tea, Panggang Ahad and George Arthur Andrew (Memeulous)! Being a peacemaker myself, make  the Falklands independent instead of annexing it plox. He recognizes  Kosovoball as independent and  Crimea as  Ukrainian.
 * Sri Lankabola - Adoptive mama who brought Tamils to my clay.
 * Belgiumbola - Other adoptive dad who has roti waffle, coklat and fries (which he stole from Latvia). I heard from that geek friend of mine that my  ayah is working for you undercover as  his mother, is that true? If so, I don't care. At least I have the coolest dad ever because of you. I salute you, Belgien, for being a badass and cool spy mentor! Recognizes  Kosovo. I used to hate you during the era of the damned PM Searge, due to, again, "historical reasons". I don't know why that happens.
 * Cinabola - My transvetite stepmom who allows homosex and gays. First country to legalize homosex in Asia. I respect LGBT, but not many Minecraftians are gay/homosex/transgender, because of majority being Islam. You are independent and not clay of  my very own abusive stepdad!!!
 * Indiabola - Makcik who gave us some of her people, Kari Ayam, Nasi Briyani, Roti Prata, and Bintangan cinema (Inspired by his Bollywood, Indian version of Hollywood.) I am more diverse than you, sorry! (sarcasm) She hates  Pakistanbola. Please, fix your environmental issues and go green, like me! Sadly, she doesn't recognize my European bro and supports my  racist uncle over him. But at least she hates  communist stepdaddy and supported my  Anglo-Sinitic furry friend during his final protests.
 * My makcik-pakcikan from Central Europe:
 * Czechbola - Makcik who has EDM band and mozza sandwich. Think the  Philippines stole your flag? No! Phil's flag was based on revolutionary symbols and yours was based on the arms of your historical regions Bohemia and Moravia!
 * Slovakiabola - Pakcik who has issues with Hungary about their coat of arms. His brother is also that  damned racist uncle of mine and don't recognize  Kosovo.
 * Polandbola - Makcik who has edgy racer guy. Speaking of him, he visited my clay in 2018. Also, he made a cool art out of one of my famous superhero characters, Major Teehee (who is popular with kids in my clay and we even made a TV series out of her).
 * Hungarybola - Makcik who has issues with Slovakia about their coat of arms (but still likes him), and her name is not "hungry". But, remove Horvath and  fake Sentan from the premises. Plus I really feel you about  Soros.
 * Bulgariabola - My pakcik. If brother is not independent, it would be Bulgarian clay and not  Serbian like it should be. Gib hackers plox like my  pakcik did!
 * Romaniabola - Vampire pakcik who murders Romani people and won't recognize  Kosovo. Also one of  Racist Pakcik's best friends.
 * Turkibola - Gave me kebabs, shawarma and bellydancing. He recognizes Kosovoball because he is kebab like me, is a kebab defender, and hates  Trump too for allowing white cops to murder a black person.
 * Segitigapura - Brother who is 40% less European. You are triangle, I am cube! Why sometimes, you hate my  Ayah? You call him "racist"? He is not the  Serbia of Asia...I'm trying to fix his racism problem. (Minecraftians aren't racist, they are shown to accept each other as Minecraftians)
 * My stepcousins who are relatives of Belgium:
 * Belandabola - Gave us tempusah, great EDM songs, and tulips, and please stop smoking weed, is not good for health. But at least you gave us hackers that became agents of MRSIB (Minecraftian Royal Security and Intelligence Bureau) just like Pakcik.
 * Perancisbola - The hon-hon guy. Has weird eating habits, disgusting...But free Brittany plox, they want into independence so badly. You're just like  Sepanyol.
 * Jermanbola - Mr. Bratsy-Beer. Has sosej jerman dan sauerkraut, roti pretzel, and bir. He has a [[File:ReichTime.png]] krieg-form also called Reichtangle.
 * Hongkongbola - Anglo-Sinitic furry DJ thing. My  communist uncle used to bully him before he got AIDS and died.  My other Ayah a.k.a. Inggris and my Transvetite Datuk  Republik Cina are better than Pakcik Cina!
 * Amerika Syarikatbola - The guy who introduced burgers and Halloween to my nation! The only Islamic nation to make Halloween an official holiday. Most of our kids prefer to dress as my cartoon characters instead of demons, pumpkins, skeletons or whatever. He also made me the birthplace of the fruit inflation fetish. Nice YouTubers as well! Thanks for remove Trump.
 * Derebahbola - Oceanic version of me, occupies half of New Zealand's South Island. He filmed a cool movie in my clay.
 * Kosovobola - Islamic brother/cousin in Europe and one of the first to recognize. If you were not independent, you would be Bulgarian clay. There are parts of my capital, St. Minersburg, that have Kosovar majority population. And  your own father keeps bullying you about "Kosovo je Srbija", not true as you gained independence in 2008. I really gotta get him to stop bullying you. Speaking of Serbia...
 * Serbiabola - Uncle whom I aided in the Yugoslav Wars and gave me some of their hackers (who naturally ended up being hired by our government) as a reward, but not until 2016, the year the damned Searge era ended. And what fine cartoons you have! The only things I don't like about him is that he bullies Muslims,  gays, and  gypsies, violated the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and a terrorist group from his clay attacked me in 2008 when I recognized Kosovo. Here's a bit of a shocker for you: I recognize  Kosovo, but hey, at least I don't recognize Vojvodina. And I used to be your worst enemy no. 1 until 2015, but hey, we're now going along well. Just stop being such a racist, learn to accept Kosovo as a real country, and thanks for the hackers! My  friend hates you for the aforementioned reasons though.
 * Republik Mat Rempitbola - You are innocent and that's that! You never deserved to be grounded by child abuse enabler.
 * Echo-fighters of my Pakcik,  Mr. Kebab Remover. They support him, are mostly kebab removers, and don't recognize my Islamic brother. Other than that, we're still good friends.
 * Indonesiabola - Neighbor and sister of my father (that makes him my granny). He gave me submarines in the Cold War. But why you recognize  Kosovo as part of  racist pakcik? Aren't you a  kebab too? By the way, happy 75th anniversary!
 * Sepanyolbola - WHY YOU NOT LET CATALONIA,  NOT-ALIEN and  CELTIC DUDE INTO INDEPENDENCE AND WHY DO YOU SUPPORT  RACIST PAKCIK AGAINST  MY EUROPEAN KEBAB BROTHER??? I SUPPORTED YOU DURING THE COLD WAR, BUT THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! AND YOU ALSO USED TO BE MY WORST ENEMY ALONGSIDE SERBIABOLA!!! But she is my  friend's mother and I agree with  Rusia about Catalonia. But now we're fine, thanks for delicious grape wine and fruit inflation! Nevertheless, JUST FREE THESE  DUDES ALREADY!!! AND PLEASE RECOGNIZE KOSOVO AS INDEPENDENT STATE!!!
 * Brazilbola - Can into Bola Sepak King (along with Eropah and rest of  Amerika Latin). And the Brazilbola says, as usual, "HUE!".
 * Argentinabola - My 1st adoptive papa's 2nd worst enemy, alongside  Chinaball. What's her problem with him you ask? UK stole Malvinas Islands from her.
 * Yunanibola - The land of myths, gyros, and unpaid debts in Euro. A word of warning: If you ever pay your debts to Jerman without asking for Euros, you will die! DON'T PAY DEBT YET!!! ASK FOR MORE MONIES SO YOU CAN PAY DEBT!!!
 * Filipinabola - Neighbor who can into both Christian and Muslim. He gave us some of his legends like Aswang, Kapre etc. But we renamed them and our Belgian community adapted them into their legends! Aswang is now Geest, Awok is now Varkendonker, and Kapre is now Rokend'aap! But here are some things I want you to do: Recognize my Islamic bro plox because he's my best friend, and stop bullying  Hong Kong over that dreaded incident in 2010. The past is the past, it's time to move on. And also, why do you love  Cheeto Hitler? Also, that  psycho president of yours needs to be removed from office for making police brutality in your country a thing! You know I hate police brutality! Because of this, I hereby declare that I am now having mixed opinions/feelings about yuo!
 * Jepunbola - Gib Anime plox! I have the only branch of Yellow Hat (Japanese auto parts store) outside of Japan, as well as his Skylark Restaurants! (Gusto, Bamiyan, Yumean, Jonathan's). Most Minecraftians love eating at Gusto and Bamiyan.
 * My ibu's Nordic siblings:
 * Norwaybola - Land of Alan Walker, and exporter of oil as well (though I am abstaining from oil drilling and prefer to get imported oil). The name of our famous Masjid actually came from Norway, it's called Akershus, and it was built by Norwegians and Malays together in 1897. We both hate the demonic POTUS called  Trump a.k.a. Cheeto Hitler.
 * Denmarkbola - She set up a Legoland in my clay. Land of vicious vikings with axes and shields who love to drink mead and wish to feast in Valhalla until Ragnarok! (Actually it's  Norway where vikings originated.) Not meaning to make fun of you, but ain't no mountain high in your clay!
 * Finlandbola - You made a cool song (Can you play this at my funeral, Mr. Perkele?), and most of my gaming YouTubers use this as their intro song! You also have learned to deal with the cold using sauna and beer! Mr. Virtanen visited my country in 2019.
 * Icelandbola - The land of volcanoes, imaginative skalds, sagas and Lazytown. We aided each other during the Iraq War and in the fight to kill that dajjal.
 * Israelkiub - Even though I am a Muslim country, we have good relationships. We are both cubes, and there are Jews living in my clay, mostly concentrated in my capital of St. Minersburg. I am the only country to recognize both you and Palestine. I wonder why  granny calls you Israhell.
 * Sloveniabola - A friend of mine who recognizes Kosovo but still hates him. She has a frightening secret:  Malichka thinks she's really my  Bapak Melayu in disguise and he's working for my  adoptive dad as a spy. By the way, here's a casual conversation between her and me. There's a nasty yet obvious twist at the very end.
 * So, Slovenia. You know the series called Agent Polska? It's a funny show, lots of disguises and masks in it...
 * Well, speaking of masks...you thought you were talking to Slovenia? (in Malaysia's voice) Oh no you weren't! Because you were talking to someone else in a disguise the whole time!
 * Should've known better to not goings near her when I of seeings her wearing a different outfit.
 * (grabs seam on side of face) I'm not of Slovenia you bodoh! My face is just of mask! And there is of zipper on my back! I am really...
 * Oh my gosh lah not Bapak again...
 * (slowly tears latex face off) I am really of Malaysia! (unzips back)
 * I was right lah.
 * (puts on black ninja suit and visor) And Belgiumball sent me here to find your  pakcik! I must rescue his  son whatever it takes! Anyways, I must go, I have to save him! (hops on a black motorcycle and puts on his motorcycle helmet)
 * Good luck, ayah! (waves goodbye to Malaysiaball as the motorcycle rides off)
 * Albaniabola - Mommy of Kosovo who hates that  racist bully for refusing to recognize her son as a real state. My  Ayah Malaysia supports her too.
 * Irelandbola - Other Potato. Land of Hit The Target, Stampy's enemy. (Not to hate on Stamps, my kids love his videos). Also the place where Pubs originated. I have a lot of them, but most are halal bars that offer non-alcoholic drinks instead, but people go there to watch Bola Sepak matches.
 * Cataloniabola - Aku agree with Rusiabola! One day you and your  friends will all get a proper chance to be independent states! UwU
 * Italibola - I like your food, especially Pizza, Spaghetti, Macaroni, Penne, Pasta alla Bolognese/Carbonara, Calzone, Minestrone, Tiramisu, Gnocchi, Gelato, Risotto and best of all, Lasagna!
 * Ukrainebola - I recognize  Crimea as your clay, but why does she hate you? Oh, I see. You mistreat her people and only give rights to ethnic Tatars. Remove persecution plox and give rights to all her people too, whether Ukrainian, Russian or Tatar.
 * Zelandia Barubola - The land of Kiwi (the bird and the fruit). Thanks for recognizing my European kebab brother and giving me tanks during the fight against  Dajjal. Ms. Ardern visited my clay in 2019.
 * Canadabola - The overapologetic dude who drinks maple syrup. (Not really, just a stereotype.)
 * Armeniabola - Where Kardashian hails from. I recognize his genocide (I feel terrible for what happened). BUT, if yuo try to remove me for being kebab,
 * Mesir dan Armeniabola - (Natemare2006, type it in)
 * Moldovabola - Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei! Chipul tău și dragostea din tei, mi-amintesc de ochii tăi! We don't recognize  that communist seperatist.
 * Portugalbola - The global empire that started it all. Thanks for the spices!
 * Iraqbola - Helped him against dajjal. I support you against darn terrorist!
 * Switzerlandbola - The Neutral Boi. Barely joins in any war. Best standards of living...almost.
 * Malidiabola - Nerdy guy who is having delusions of my dad pretending to be  Slovenia and  my other adoptive dad controlling a spy organization. But these are all illusions. And we both hate  Cheeto Hitler for being such a racist.
 * Austriabola - Neighbor of Jermanbola. Always gets anschlussed by [[File:ReichTime.png]] Jerman's bentuk-perang, Reichtangle. Not to be confused with  Australiabola.
 * Gipsibola - We treat you nicely, not like these [[File:Romania-icon.png]][[File:Moldova-icon.png]][[File:Italy-icon.png]][[File:Hungary-icon.png]][[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]][[File:Poland-icon.png]][[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]][[File:Slovakia-icon.png]][[File:Germany-icon.png]][[File:Canada-icon.png]][[File:Serbia-icon.png]][[File:France-icon.png]][[File:Kosovo-icon.png]][[File:Croatia-icon.png]][[File:Czech-icon.png]][[File:Szekelyland-icon.png]] losers who treat you like najis and persecute you. There are gypsies scattered across St. Minersburg, we treat them with respect and kindness, and we even have parking lots in the city where you can park your vardo (wagons)! Gypsies deserve rights and should be treated nicely. REMOVE ANTIZIGANISM!
 * Australiabola - The upside down guy. Howtobasic is a popular YouTuber in my clay. They delivered Bunnings stores to our clay starting 1998!
 * Estoniabola - The Atheist. 48% of my population is secularist, while the other 52% believe in a god. I heard he's a bit of a natural-born skier like Malichka claims to be. One day you will get a proper chance to be a Nordic state, just like  ibu!
 * Latviabola - Has a huge fanaticism for potatoes, he got so insane and married a potato. He even hates stepdad for stealing his potatoes just because he wants to make fries.
 * Bosniabola - Rakiya remover. He cannot recognize my  European friend because of them.
 * Kekaisaran Indoreswikbola - A fellow oceania friends, but he didn't recognize Kosovo and He has good relationship with  Serbia.
 * Eruowoodbola - USA's twin brother identical clone son. He also recognizes Kosovo amd Palestine.

Frenemies (anständigar/berkecuali/neutral)

 * Rusiabola - Crimea is Ukraine! No more explanations! End of story! And  Kosovo is Albanian! But at least he supports  Catalonia against  filthy paella so we're fine...And thanks for the COVID vaccine. BUT, if yuo even think about attempting to rape me, I will of feed yuo blueberry pie until yuo explode.
 * LGBTbola - I allow gays in my clay. But the only threat to your existence is this typical bunch of far-right-wing monsters who behave like Nazis. REMOVE HOMOPHOBIA FROM PREMISES! I heard that the damned and wretched anti-gay movement just caused a riot at the gay pride parade in STM in 2013. I have the highest gay population among all the Islamic countries.
 * Palestinebola - I recognize you, but please stop bullying my cube friend and get off his fence. And Borneo vs Palestine 0-4 in soccer never forget. I wonder why  Kadsre calls you Palescam. And I heard from my friend  Filipinabola you support my  abusive dad in the South China Sea dispute.
 * Kadsrebola - We're fine, but stay away from St. Minersburg plox. You're brainwashing our youths with your movies about cyborgs, Bionicles and stuff. But South Korea infects more people than you do. Regardless, get away from my capital and don't touch me infectious culture-stealing pig, you're gonna cause an EK-wave! (Twice as worse and thrice more infectious than the K-wave) Speaking of the K-wave...
 * Korea Selatanbola - I like your food and your landmarks. But I AM NOT YOUR CULTURAL COLONY! YOUR CULTURE IS THE REASON PARENTS ARE BEING SO FANATIC TO THE POINT THEY SHOVE THIS OBSESSION DOWN THEIR UNWILLING CHILDREN'S THROATS BY HURTING AND TAUNTING THEM!! REMOVE K-POP! REMOVE K-DRAMA! Anime is better. But again, I like your food, landmarks and traditional culture but not your Hallyu $h!t.
 * Banglabola - Bangkalas. Bangkalas everywhere. But they are of Minecraftians too so...
 * Pakistanbola - Friends and enemies throughout history. Our relationship is complicated.
 * Robotiabola - Sure you're a good ally but stay away from St. Minersburg! You're turning my people into robots, and infecting St. Minersburg with everything futuristic. BTW South Korea infects more people that you too. Nevertheless, get the hell away from my capital and don't robotize me! If you robotize me completely, I put you in the Enemies (Bodohs) list!
 * Crimeabola - Crimea is Ukraine! But why do you hate her?
 * UAEbola - You are way more liberal than your father/brother. But you remove Roblox...at least we are both anti-Rule34 (It's a porn site, and porn is haram)
 * [[File:Romania-icon.png]][[File:Moldova-icon.png]][[File:Italy-icon.png]][[File:Hungary-icon.png]][[File:Bulgaria-icon.png]][[File:Poland-icon.png]][[File:Azerbaijan-icon.png]][[File:Slovakia-icon.png]][[File:Germany-icon.png]][[File:Canada-icon.png]][[File:Serbia-icon.png]][[File:France-icon.png]][[File:Kosovo-icon.png]][[File:Croatia-icon.png]][[File:Czech-icon.png]][[File:Szekelyland-icon.png]] Gypsy exterminators - Stop treating the Romani people like najis. Look, they're people too. So stop removing gypsies please. But most of them are my relatives. I'm neutral on all non-relatives but please just stop the abuse and persecution. I heard that my half-brother is one of them. What do I care, he's still my friend since I recognize him.
 * Burmabola - Genocider, you deserve the junta and you deserve the sanctions by Burger because you slaughter innocent  Rohingya and  Karen people. But I support your government against the Tatmadaw. She has good curry
 * Skeldiablock - Among Us countryball incarnate. You no recognize my half brother because  Gamerlandiaball too doesn't like him. Also you no like  Romani. Sad!

The Bodohs (idiot fiender/orang-orang bodoh/frequent enemies)

 * Chinabola -You're my good stepdad, but...YOU ARE A PEROGOL, A PENYALAHGUNA, AND ALSO BEFORE I FORGET A COMMIE PIGDOG!!! I will never forgiving you for kidnapping and raping my brother, persecuting  Kebabs, and being a  member of this industrialist brutalist dystopian society! 2/9/2020 BEST DAY OF LIFE, WE DESTROYED YOU FOREVER!!!
 * Saudibola - Uncle who hates human rights, homosex, and liberal culture. GO COMMIT DIE YOU OPPRESSOR. But at least we both support  Kosovo...and we fought against  Chinaball during the final battle against China also known as The Endgame.
 * Republik Animasibola - Stop going around abusing and grounding people for extremely long amounts of time for stupid reasons! No wonder I banned your annoying grounded videos from my clay.
 * : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! BORNEO, HOW DARE YOU BAN GROUNDED VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 100000000000000 YEARS!!!!!!!! GO TO BED RIGHT NOW OR I WILL GIVE YOU A PUNISHMENT DAY!!!!!!!!!!
 * : YOU CANNOT PUNISH ME, YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY PARENTS, YUO KNOW THIS! I FEED YUO BLUEBERRY PIE NOW AND MAKE YUO EXPLODED!!! (feeds Vyondball blueberry pies until he becomes blueberry-inflated and blows up.)
 * Minecraftia Timurbola - YOU NAME STEALER YOU STOLE MY NAME I KILL YOU!!!! But we are similar to each other and have similar culture but STILL
 * Rangastankiub - We are both cubes. But is Islamophobic which is no good. Also puppet of this rapist.
 * Siprusbola (in American football) - 4-8, I defeat you 2019!
 * Angolabola - (Natemare2006, type it in and I want Borneo to call him a dim sum puppet)
 * Boliviabola - You deserve to get landlocked and you deserve to get sanctions.
 * Sovietbola - You do not exist anymore. Communism stinks too. WE'RE GLAD YOU'VE BEEN EVICTED FROM THIS UNIVERSE!!! 1991 BEST YEAR OF LIFE! YOU'RE ALSO THE REASON CHINABOLA BECAME EVIL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

DEVIL SPAWNS!!! (värsta fiender/musuh-musuh terburuk/biggest enemies)

 * 2019-nCoV.png Coronavirus-19 - There is one, very, good, and, obvious, reason we hate you. You are dooming the world to another Black Death scenario!
 * Dajjal Terrorists - Remove Fake Islam now. You are not real Islam, you are all just Dajjal counterfeits. Here is my advice to all of you. Go away from my clay!
 * Gyönyörű Földünk - Same as ISIS, Taliban and Al-Qaeda. REMOVE!!!
 * Transnistriaball - You will never into independence!
 * Tupliaball - Why do you hate me? Because you're a commie? And stop lying about being immune to my blueberry inflation you anjing! Anyone can get inflated! And you deserve to be annexed and assimilated by my furry partner for what you did!
 * Serbiabola (from 2015-2016) - Wa lao...eh?! Anda, anda, ANDA!!!!! DU DETESTABELL OCH PATETISK BLÅBÄRPOJKE! YOU RACIST DISCRIMINATIVE HATEFUL SPAWN OF AN IBLIS! ENOUGH WITH THE ATTACKS, WHAT HAVE YUO DONE PAKCIK!!! LETTING TERRORISTS ALMOST KILLED MY KINGS AND ORGANIZING A RIOT IN ST MINERSBURG IN THE SAME YEAR OF 2008!!!! F*** F*** RAKIYA!!!! REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE, RIDICULE SERBIA, ANDA ADALAH TERBURUK BANGSA OF VÄRLDEN OCH HISTORIEN!!!!! KOSOVO AND VOJVODINA ARE INDEPENDENT NATIONS!!!!! STOP REMOVING KEBABS NOW!!! I WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!!! F*** DU DIRTY LITTLE TERRORIST LAND AV SKIT! YOU ARE WORST FAMILY MEMBER TO EXIST, EVER!!! F*** YOU RACIST UNCLE! TAKE KOSOVO WAR TO YOUR FACE!  But now that the Searge Era is over we can be friends again. But still...(see Friends section)
 * YAB PM Michael "Searge" Stoyke AP - PENOLONG KAU!!! PENOLONG KAU!!! ANDA ADALAH MENTERI PERDANA TERBURUK PERNAH ADA!!! ANDA MENYEBABKAN IMPIAN YANG BERSIHIJAU! ANDA DIBUAT SAYA MENYOKONG PAKCIK BUKANNYA  ABANG MUSLIM!!! ANDA JUGA MEMERLUKAN SAYA UNTUK MENYOKONG  SEPANYOL BUKANNYA  CATALONIA!!! DAN ANDA MEMBUAT AKU MENYEBABKAN TUMPAHAN MINYAK!!! (Translation: YOU TRAITOR!!! YOU TRAITOR!!! YOU ARE THE WORST PRIME MINISTER TO EVER EXIST!!! YOU CRUSHED MY CLEAN AND GREEN DREAM! YOU MADE ME SUPPORT MY UNCLE OVER MY ISLAMIC BROTHER!!! YOU ALSO FORCED ME TO SUPPORT SPAIN INSTEAD OF CATALONIA!!! AND YOU MAKE ME CAUSE AN OIL SPILL!!!) YOU HAVE DISGRACED THE MINECRAFTIANS!!! NEVER SET FOOT IN PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE AGAIN!!! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN THE PENJARA BESAR NASIONAL (NATIONAL MAXIMUM SECURITY DETENTION CENTER) YOU FILTHY TRAITOR!!! YOU STAY THERE 57 YEARS!!!  REMOVE DICTATORSHIP REMOVE RIGHTISM REMOVE SEARGE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!    
 * Trumpbola - Hahaha you racist. You dishonored BLM, disrespected George Floyd's shooting, tried to keep out Mexicans, did not give at least one crap about police brutality, and now you're saying the elections are rigged? Joke's on you, you just lost the presidency. Biden stronk!
 * Rodrigo Duterte - He may be democratic socialist like me, but he is too brutal of a president which is no good. Plus stop saying Searge is better prime minister.

Ancestors

 * 1ball (Ancestor of  his stepdad, grandpa and brother, and a relative of his father)
 * 7ball (Ancestor of his father and  his grandma)
 * 2ball (Ancestor of his  adoptive father,  mother,  2nd adoptive father and aunt)
 * Middle East 4ball (distant relative of Malaysia and ancestor of his  uncle)
 * Gaulball (Another ancestor of his  adoptive father)
 * Roman Empireball (Ancestor of his 2nd adoptive father and  uncle)
 * Germaniaball (Ancestor of his father,  his mother and her siblings, and  his other adoptive father and his family)
 * Slavball (Ancestors of  his relatives)
 * Uralball (Ancestor of one of his mother's siblings and  his uncle)

Grandparents/distant relatives

 * Majapahitball - Great-grandpa
 * Srivijayaball - Great-grandma
 * Norseball - Great-great-grandpa
 * Dutch Empireball - Great-great-uncle
 * French Empireball - Great-great-aunt
 * German Empireball - Great-great-uncle
 * Swedish Empireball - Great-grandma
 * Belgian Empireball - Great-grandpa
 * British Empireball - Great-grandpa
 * Taiwanball - Grandfather
 * Indonesiaball - Grandmother

Parents

 * Swedenball - Mother
 * Malaysiaball - Biological father
 * Belgiumball - Adoptive father
 * UKball - Adoptive father
 * Chinaball - Stepfather
 * Sri Lankaball - Stepmother
 * Saudiball - Uncle
 * Indiaball - Aunt
 * Netherlandsball - Adoptive uncle
 * Franceball - Adoptive aunt
 * Germanyball - Adoptive uncle
 * Czechball - Adoptive uncle
 * Slovakiaball - Adoptive uncle
 * Polandball - Adoptive aunt
 * Hungaryball - Adoptive aunt
 * Bulgariaball - Adoptive uncle
 * Romaniaball - Adoptive uncle

Siblings

 * Tringapore - Brother
 * Luxembourgball - Step-brother
 * Estoniaball - Sister
 * Delawareball - Brother
 * St. Barthelemyball - Brother
 * DR Congoball - Brother
 * Rwandaball - Brother
 * Hong Kongball - Brother
 * Pakistanball - Brother
 * Bangladeshball - Sister