Googlelandball

__NONEWSECTIONLINK__Googlelandball, officially known as the Republic of Googlelandball, is a countryball located in the North America.

He was bordered by the Republic of COPPAball to the east,  DuckDuckGolandball to the south,  Yahoolandbrick to the west, and the  Republic of PETAball and the San Francisco Bay to the North.

He is Googleball as a country.

Friends

 * Californiaball - Father who created a company named after me!
 * Menlo Parkball - The city where I was founded.
 * USAball - Grandfather.
 * UKball - Great-grandfather. I like to visit the Big Ben clock tower.
 * Canadaball - Great-granduncle. Your maple syrup, poutine, and butter tarts are so delicious!
 * Australiaball - Oceanian great-granduncle. I like to visit Sydney and see the kangaroos!
 * New Zealandball - Great-grandaunt. I like to see her Kiwi birds and sheep!
 * Armeniaball - Many Armenian communities live here in my clay is a good friend. I also recognize his genocide.
 * Greeceball - Your mythology and history are epic and awesome.
 * Liberiaball - Uncle. He was badly infected by the Ebola virus. And also I'll give him aid to recover from his disease.
 * Philippinesball - Aunt. I like Rodrigo Duterte.
 * Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary, my friend!
 * Ukraineball - Don't worry, my friend. I support you against Russiaball. Also, Crimea is yours.
 * Autotopiaball - Good fellow brother. I like his talking vehicles. I have some Googlecars live in his clay.
 * Kosovoball - You are a real country and I recognize it for you.
 * Taiwanball - Real China.
 * Hong Kongball - I support his independence and protests against Fake China. Also, your milk tea is tasty. We'll help you furthermore.
 * East Turkestanball - I support his independence against Fake China. Like,  Hong Kongball.
 * Albaniaball - We do recognize Kosovoball as a real country and we do have  a common enemy.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - I like his rich oil and we are both allies of USAball. I support him against  Iranball.
 * Bahrainball - I protect him against Iranball.
 * South Koreaball - Real Korea.
 * Israelcube - I support him against Palestineball.
 * Robloxiaball - We're both created in our same state. And also a best friend.
 * FSAball - Real Syria. I support him against the fake Syria and his allies.
 * Moroccoball - I support you against the Western Saharaball. And also your couscous is really delicious.
 * Germanyball - Your beer, pretzels, and sausages are very tasty and great. Many German restaurants built in my clay.
 * Franceball - Your wine, croissants, baguettes, and your other foods are very delicious! Many French restaurants built in my clay.
 * Spainball - Great-grandmother. I like your bullfighting!
 * Italyball - Your pizza and pasta taste great. He also gives me Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Maserati, Ferrari, and Lamborghini cars. Many Italian restaurants built in my clay. And we are also dealing with COVID-19 problems.
 * Mexicoball - Although my grandpa has a strange situation with him, but he's my good Latino granduncle. I like his food and  his past version.
 * Colombiaball - I help him with my grandpa and my allies against the drug lords,  Venezuelaball and his allies. Many Colombians living in my clay.
 * Skeldiablock - My cousin. I like Among Us.
 * Washingtonball - Skeldiablock's father. Also my uncle. Thanks for creating a company named Innersloth in your clay.
 * Japanball - Many Japanese people live in my clay is a great friend. I like both Anime and Manga. He also hates fake China.
 * Alaskan Empireball - Fellow godly ally of my grandpa. She also hates  communism and  fascism. She's also my greatest and best ally.
 * Geometriacube - Homeland of the geometrics. He also hates communism. So, he is my cool friend, I guess.
 * Animalandball - I like him because he's my granduncle who has talking animals. He also hates Venezuelaball and his allies. Good animal-like ally.
 * Renocube - We are both democratic allies of  USAball and  Canadaball. And we also both hate  communism a lot.
 * Rensecube - She's Renocube's best friend and sister. I think she also hates  communism. So, why not?
 * Stickiaball - Although he's Robloxiaball's rival, but I like him because we both hate  Sadmerafaball for what he had done to us.
 * Blackostineball - One of my Afro-American friends. I support him against Whitonargenball and  that racist president.
 * Diursiaball - My fellow democratic ally in Africa. He also hates Venezuelaball and his allies.
 * Gartoniaball - Fellow Asian-American uncle. He also hates Russiaball and  his communist friends.
 * Yahoolandbrick - We both have unfriendly neighbors around us.
 * United States of Porgsball - We both hate COPPAball for what he had done to us. He also likes my technology. Great neighbor.
 * Youtube Republicball - We both hate COPPAball and Susan Wabajack for they have done to his people.
 * Monarch Landball - My wife. She also hates commies.
 * Bikini Bottomball - Fellow capitalist like me. He also hates commies.
 * Anti PGN Nationball - Don't worry, my friend. I support you against that Pink Sheep.
 * Kitchenriaball - Yes, Annoying Orange is the best!
 * Obeleskiaball - I support my friend to gain independence from Minecraftiaball!
 * Kakyoin Papal Stateball - We both want to kill DIO and we are both friends of  USAball anyways. Thanks for the support.
 * Democratic Republic of Andrew DAball - He's way better than that fascist version of him.
 * Storybooklandball - Reading information about our websites is a good friend.
 * Musiclandball - Music is important to me.
 * Disneylandball - My people like to visit him, especially on holidays.
 * Toylandball - (Albatrossien, type it in)
 * UHIpotato - My people always like to celebrate holidays on his clay.
 * Train Islandball and Flightopolisball - Trains and planes are always welcomed in my clay.
 * Yuezynball - We both hate the evil Fascist Republic of Andrew DAball, and we both like  Greece and  Armenia.
 * El Kadsreball - An ally against Palestineball,  Awzbsekiball, and  Sadmerafaball.

Neutral

 * Batawaball -
 * Republic of Standolandball - Yes, it is the land of JoJo stands. This guy hates me more than I hate DIOlandball. We're OK.
 * SCPball -
 * Gileadball - United States of Porgsball's annoying neighbor, so what?
 * Gileadball - United States of Porgsball's annoying neighbor, so what?

Enemies

 * Russiaball - Give Crimea back to Ukraineball now!
 * Belarusball - I support the westerners against you, evil communist, potato-loving dictatorship country!
 * Chinaball - Fake China. Stop spreadi ng COVI D -19 into my clay and give freedom to Hong Kongball,  Uyghurs, and even  real China right now!
 * Serbiaball - Stop bullying Albaniaball and  Kosovoball, they did nothing wrong to you, idiot!
 * I GROUND KOSOVO BECUZ HE WANTS TO SEPERATE FROM MY FREIND SERBIA
 * FUCK YOU YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDE-
 * (Anschlusses Vyondball)
 * Venezuelaball - Remove Nicolas Maduro! Juan Guaido strong! I hope we're going to put sanctions on you, commie dictator!
 * North Koreaball - Fake Korea. Stop launching nukes!
 * Iranball - Stop calling my grandpa a "Great Satan"! I support  Saudi Arabiaball against you, Shia dictator!
 * Sadmerafaball - What a stupid commie. I am going to put sanctions on you like Venezuelaball, you communist dictator! Even  my brother and  Autotopiaball hates you!
 * Palestineball - A fake country. No recognition for you! The same thing I said to Sadmerafaball.
 * Al-Qaedaball - Never forget the 9/11 attacks, you terrorist!
 * ISISball - Ew, terrorists! I hope my allies will bomb you to death, you goat killers! Terrorist propoganda..
 * Crimeaball - You are a part of Ukraineball and that's final!
 * Dragogonball - WTF? How dare you ban my brother's videos and treat  my grandpa like a piece of shit? That's it, we're going to put sanctions on you, evil commun-
 * stfu susan wabajack wannabe
 * Syriaball - Fake Syria. I support the real Syria and my allies against you, Ba'athist pig!
 * Western Saharaball - Same as Palestineball. I support  Moroccoball against you, separatist!
 * Fascist Republic of Andrew DAball - Stop being a fascist and a communist country,
 * (eats popcorn)
 * Malaccatangle - Discussion interrupter!
 * (many many anchluss reverses later...)
 * Wait, did I won? Yes, I won!
 * that was a long movie!
 * Donald Trump - The worst president of USA. You are racist towards the Latinos, Blacks, and even Muslims! Also, how dare you build a wall on the US-Mexico border? That's it, I am going to support both Black Lives Matter and  Joe Biden against you, white supremacist president!
 * Whitonargenball - Puppet of that stupid Donald Trump. I support both  Blackostineball and  Joe Biden against you, 8ball killers! Black Lives Matter!
 * I don't care, you stupid 8ball puppet!!!
 * DuckDuckGolandball - My rivalry neighbor, my website is better than yours, neighbor! Also, I'm not tracking you. I will never see your personal information.
 * Republic of COPPAball - Fuck you, evil neighbor! How dare say that YouTube is for grownups! It's for the entertainment and everyone to see videos! Now, get lost, you idiot! And also, never forget the genocide on YouTubers and my people!
 * Republic of PETAball - The worst. He just kills, tortures, and treats animals like shit! I hope we're going to boycott your government and people!
 * Susan Wojcicki Wabajack - Never forget the genocide on ytbers, you female Hitler.
 * Republic of Shellyball - Why do you hate me? I did nothing wrong to you. But at least we both hate Andrew DAball.
 * laporte sucks fuck yt users i love susan wabajack
 * What the hell do you love Susan Wabajack?! I thought me and you hate Andrew DAball while you like her?! Shame.
 * Binglandball - My search engine is better!
 * Imperial Republics of Lisa Fans - Far worst than the other ones. I support both my grandpa and  my great-grandpa against you, manchild!
 * I WILL SUPPORT MY RELIGION AGAINST YUO FAT GOOGLE BIEACH!!!
 * Excuse me?! (Wrestles Imperial Republics of Lisa Fans to the ground)
 * (explodes into 4 states)
 * Cringe State of Gachamaniaball - Fake Gachamania. Gachamaniaball is real Gachamania, you manchilds!
 * Arstotzkaball - This communist country hates me for unknown reasons. Like, I never did to you.
 * Ryan States of America - You deserved to be annexed by USAball.
 * DIOlandball - Keep saying "Muda Muda" or else I will-
 * ZA WARUDO!!! (stops the time)
 * Pink Sheep Empirebrick - Listen here, you sheepish punk. I do not smell like cheese, please!
 * YES U
 * No, (declares war)
 * Vegan Teacher Islandball - Stop abusing your own dog and stop accusing everyone to eat vegan. Also, you're fired for abusing animals.
 * (makes a exposing video that googlelandball is promoting animal abuse)
 * Ugh, that's gross. I'm going to destroy you. (Shoots Vegan Teacher Island with his bazooka at the capital of vegan teacher island)
 * AHHHH IM BAZZOKAED THATS IT I WILL SING CRAPPY SONG- (gets bashed by Googleland with his metal baseball bat)
 * Vixeniaball - What? Did you hate "funk RVF"? Uhhh....
 * Gorloskball - Why are you a communist?
 * Drakaball - Why are you friends with Dragogonball and being a fascist country?
 * Janorotiaball - I don't want your Janorots because they're too ugly and you are hating my car brother. Other than that, we both hate  Sadmerafaball.
 * Hrvlvball - He hates me for being friends with Yuezynball and not taking  Janorotiaball's people. I declared war on you in 2001 for hurting  Yuezynball and I destroyed you so badly. Also, I committed genocide on your people like 1.9 millions of them!
 * Zgvtoball - Same as Hrvlvball. I declared war on you and I also committed genocide on you. Plus, you are a communist country.
 * *Slaps Googleland* DON'T CALL ME THAT AGAIN, YOU STUPID SEARCH ENGINE!!!
 * Wcsoaball - Worst enemy. Stop comparing me to Satan.
 * Tupliaball - (Albatrossien, type in)
 * Qejukball - (Albatrossien, type it in)
 * Sejukball - (Albatrossien, type it in)
 * Microsoftlandball - REMOVE EDGE
 * Mozillalandball - REMOVE FIREFOX
 * Applelandball - REMOVE SAFARI
 * Republic of Vyondball - go to hell you pathetic child abuser u will be in hell soon until you collapse.
 * Yandexlandball - Russian search engine, worst search engine.
 * Tupliaball - (Albatrossien, type in)
 * Qejukball - (Albatrossien, type it in)
 * Sejukball - (Albatrossien, type it in)
 * Microsoftlandball - REMOVE EDGE
 * Mozillalandball - REMOVE FIREFOX
 * Applelandball - REMOVE SAFARI
 * Republic of Vyondball - go to hell you pathetic child abuser u will be in hell soon until you collapse.
 * Yandexlandball - Russian search engine, worst search engine.

Colonies

 * Googlelandic Zanzibarball - I took him from Tanzaniaball before he became independent from him.
 * Googlelandic Socotraball - I stole it from Yemenball during his ongoing civil war.
 * Googlelandic Andrew DAlandball - I stole it from the evil Andrew DAball. Also, my first colony in Oceania.
 * Googlelandic Impuball - I colonized Impuball
 * Googlelandic Samoaball