Eruowoodball

Eruowoodball is a puppet state of USA, UK, and Canada highly-developed island countryball located near Central America.

Eruowood is the fifth-largest economy in the world, after China, El Kadsre, USA, and Japan.

Eruowood was born July 2, 1960, making his zodiac sign Cancer (the Crab).

It is full of roadgeeks, theme park fans, and Western Animation fans.

History
Eruowood was originally settled by 3balls. It was conquered by the Spanish in the 1500s, during the original colonization of the Americas. It became an US territory in 1898, after the Spanish-American War. Eruowood always wanted independence, but the USA refused to give it independence until the Eisenhower Administration.

Friends/Amigos

 * United Statesball - My dad. Gave me independence in 1960. Created the Simpsons, which is one of my favorite shows, even the “zombie” seasons, as well as my favorite theatrical cartoons: Looney Tunes and Mickey Mouse. Also created roadgeeks, MUTCD, and Highway Gothic, but REMOVE CLEARVIEW! However, he likes war too much, especially in the Middle East, and I prefer to be neutral.
 * Spainball - My mom. Gave me Spanish language. But FREE CATALONIA!
 * Canadaball - My uncle. Gave me these weird Nelvana cartoons that TechEruo Kids airs late at night, as well as immigrants from Quebec.
 * Franceball - My aunt. Gave me French language, as well as French culture in Couronne. But WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE CUTIES/MIGNONNES? THAT WAS THE THIRD TIME I HAD TO BAN REFUSE-CLASSIFICATION A MOVIE, AND THE FIRST 2 TIMES WERE LITERAL NAZI PROPAGANDA!
 * Lafayetteball - My little sister.
 * Verdanaball - My youngest sister.
 * United Kingdomball - My grandpa. Gave me BBC engineers to help me with radio and TV stuff, such as ERPT.
 * Italyball - My other aunt. Gave me Italian culture and mafia in Greccio.
 * Australiaball - My other uncle. Has a nice accent.
 * El Kadsreball - Step-uncle. I really like these movies with the giant robots. I don’t really like how he hates Palestine so much, though.
 * United Arab Emiratesball - My closest ally in the Middle East. I like his megamalls, cool theme parks, and skyscrapers. Dubai reminds me of my dad's NYC.
 * Palestineball - I was one of the first countries to recognize his clay as independent from Israel.
 * Qatarball - Another Arabian friend of mine.
 * Barokiapyramid - Latino/ Arab friend.
 * Japanball - Home of Nintendo, Sega, Sony, and the best electronics. I really like Mario, but Sonic's also okay. Your Sony inspired our TechEruo. Also created Super Sentai and Kamen Rider, some of my favorite shows other than the Simpsons.
 * Taiwanball - The real China.
 * YinYangiaball - China, but cooler and less commie.
 * Kosovoball - I was the first country to recognize him.
 * Switzerlandball - My fellow neutral country.
 * Borneocube - Another neutral country.
 * Malichkaball - Distant cousin. You have as many furries as we have roadgeeks. But the masking stuff creeps me out……
 * Eastern Guyanaball - Another distant cousin. We both hate that cursed French movie.
 * Troublemakerlandball - You deserve independence.
 * (Bigspincoaster or Natemare plz add more)

Neutral/Neutro

 * Israelcube - I’m okay with you existing, but PALESTINE SHOULD BE INDEPENDENT! Also, stop bombing innocent villages full of civilians! Not all of Palestine is like Hamas!
 * Chinaball - Stop making weird bootleg TES and Century 16 games. Seriously, Mario meets Fred Flintstone? Also, Taiwan is independent, not a “PrOvInCe Of ChInA” like what you paid ISO 3166 to say. However, they have good food, and decent cartoons like Pleasant Goat and Happy Heroes.
 * Russiaball - I appreciate that you aren’t commies anymore, but Putin is becoming Stalin 2.0. Also, stop censoring LGBT stuff from cartoons. However, you gave us Russian and Slavic cultures in Molotov.
 * Saudi Arabiaball - Stop being rude to Qatar and the UAE. Also, have you heard of something called democracy? If you still want to keep your king and crown princes, at least try a constitutional monarchy like the UK and Canada!

Enemies/Enemigos

 * Neo-Nazis - WE BEAT ‘EM BEFORE (when we were an US territory), WE’LL BEAT ‘EM AGAIN!
 * Tankies - YOU’RE JUST AS BAD AS NEO-NAZIS!
 * North Koreaball - STOP THREATENING TO NUKE US!
 * Jasmineball - ROGUE STATE!
 * Whitonargenball - REMOVE WHITE NATIONALISM! ALL RACES ARE EQUAL!
 * Republic of Vyondball - STOP PROMOTING CHILD ABUSE!
 * ISISball - REMOVE TERRORISM!
 * COVID-19 - STOP INFECTING OUR CITIZENS!
 * Pedophiles - REMOVE PEDOPHILIA! REMOVE CHILD P***! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE !
 * Maïmouna Doucouré - WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT ABOMINATION KNOWN AS CUTIES/MIGNONNES AND RELEASE IT UPON THE WORLD? SEXUALIZING CHILDREN IS ILLEGAL, YOU KNOW!
 * Ancapistanball - SERIOUSLY, ALLOWING PRIVATE CITIZENS TO OWN NUKES? ALSO, BITCOIN AND ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY IS A PONZI SCHEME!
 * Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism - 'AS I SAID BEFORE, ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY IS A PONZI SCHEME! REMOVE CRYPTO! REMOVE BLOCKCHAIN! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE !
 * (Bigspincoaster or Natemare plz add more)

States

 * Albionball - Where Couronne and a lot of the French culture are located.
 * Banoiball - Where my capital is located.
 * Greccioball - Where a lot of Italian immigrants and mafia came to to escape Mussolini during WWII. Also has the worst road signs (even a baby could tell the difference between Highway Gothic, Calibri, and Impact).
 * Memphisball - My most densely-populated state. Also home to the best state highway system in the country.
 * Molotovball - Where a lot of Russian immigrants moved to escape the USSR during the Russian Revolution.
 * San Juanball
 * Saxnotball
 * Silveradoball
 * Tunguskaball
 * Walhallaball

Trivia

 * The CD-i, including its Nintendo-franchise-based games, were more popular in Eruowood than in any other country, due to good marketing by the local division of Philips. As a result, CD-i YTP memes (like “THIS IS ILLEGAL, YOU KNOW!”) are used a lot in Countryball comics featuring Eruowoodball.
 * So are Simpsons memes, like "steamed hams", because Eruowoodians love The Simpsons.
 * Ironically, Eruowood was one of the first non-European countries where Polandball/Countryball comics became popular.