CPKtangle

CPKtangle, officially the Confederate Provinces of Kyushu or alternatively  Hoenntangle Kyushutangle, is Randy Wolfang a blue-haired island countryball in Eastern Asia on the island of Kyushu, as well as the Ryukyu Islands, and has disputes with China over the Senkaku Islands. He has a population of 14.3 million people and a landmass of 36,782 km² (14,201.61 mi²).

His clay is bordered only by Japanball to the south and east. He is divided into 9 provinces, hence his name. They are as follows: Fukuoka,  Saga,  Nagasaki,  Oita,  Kumamoto,  Miyazaki,  Kagoshima,  Hirado Islands, and  Hitoyoshi. His capital is located in Nagasaki.

He is seen as the CSAball of the Orient due to his backstory. Due to the Shogunate prohibiting Christianity, by then Nagasaki escaped the plight of Sakoku and took over all of Kyushu, winning against the Tokugawa in 1869 in what is now the Kyushu War of Independence. The country is currently built on a policy of multiculturalism and strict neutrality.

His birthday falls on August 4.

Due to its former obsession with annexing Ryukyu-populated lands, he is a rectangle.

History
CPK used to be a Jomonball fisherman and farmer. He was later adopted by Yayoiball,  Kofunball,  Yamatoball,  Toyotomiball,  Qingball and the worst father he could ever have: the overly-strict and abusive  Tokugawaball.

He was then discovered by Portugalball and  Netherlandsball, and gained independence in 1865 after escaping  his strict anti-Christian father. He then brought all of Kyushuball under his control, becoming his current incarnation: the Confederate Provinces of Kyushu, by which point the shogunate had fallen apart completely.

In 1967, Ryutaro Kurosaki seized power in the country and Kyushu went into a Marcos-style benevolent dictatorship. It ended in the Hydrangea Revolution in 1988 whereas democracy was restored and Yukina Murasaki became Kyushu's first female president.

Nowadays he is multiculturalist like Singapore and neutral like  Switzerland. He has voluntary military service in his clay as well as a lot of gamers.

Personality
CPKtangle is a typical anime-style tsundere. At first he can be bombastic and annoying as hell, but he's actually an innocent guy who wants to express himself. He happens to be an FNF stan too and has a lot of FNF fans in his clay like Indonesiaball does.

He is also very clean, to the point dumping paper articles and stickers in toilets and house bathrooms (especially these 80's style price stickers) is verboten, not only because it's unhygienic, but also because seeing these kinds of things in the toilet feels uncomfortable to a lot of Kyushunese people.

Languages

 * Japanese (official, lingua franca)
 * Yamato dialect (main)
 * Middle Japanese
 * Kyushu variety (main)
 * Hachijo dialect
 * Fukuoka accent
 * Saga accent
 * Nagasaki accent
 * English (official, lingua franca)
 * Canadian (majority)
 * Scottish (variety used)
 * British
 * American
 * Australian (minority)
 * Ryukyuan (spelt Riukiu)
 * Okinawan
 * Miyakoan
 * Yaeyaman
 * Chinese
 * Northeastern Mandarin
 * Eastern Mandarin
 * Nagasaki dialect
 * Japanese Chinese
 * Korean Chinese
 * Korean
 * South Korean variety
 * Middle Korean
 * Jejunese
 * French
 * Standard Central French
 * Local dialect
 * Old French
 * Catalan
 * Saganese
 * Valencian variety
 * Italian
 * Northern Italian (main)
 * Southern Italian
 * Indonesian
 * German
 * Dutch
 * Northern Dutch (main)
 * Southern Dutch
 * Local dialect
 * African languages
 * Swahili
 * Zulu
 * Portuguese
 * Brazilian (main)
 * Angolan
 * Spanish
 * Argentine (main)
 * Mexican
 * Castilian
 * Colombian
 * Hindi
 * Sanskrit

Religions

 * Christianity (main)
 * Catholicism
 * Lutheranism
 * Shintoism (main)
 * Buddhism (main)
 * Eastern Mahayana
 * Korean-Style
 * Soka Gakkai
 * Shenism
 * Shamanism
 * Korean
 * Ryukyuan
 * Cheondoism
 * Taoism
 * Judaism
 * Judeo-Germans
 * Judeo-Spaniards
 * Islam
 * Atheism

States

 * Nagasaki - My dear capitar plovince, and mothel...with a dalk past (She was boln when Chugoku and  Oranda laped  my satanic father.) But outside Nagasaki city, it's mostry suburban towns.
 * Nagasaki (city) - The compricated capitar with a rot of ethnic gloups.
 * Miyazaki - Where a rot of gamels come from, arso a rot of beaches. Ryutaro-san was into born here.
 * Oita - The loots of Japan's rice obsession, and home to many hot splings.
 * Fukuoka - My half-otosan who was born from evil otosan's lape by  Qingball.
 * Kagoshima - Arthough he stalted Japanball's levorution, it is arso most dangelous plovince to rive in. Many peopre thele watch polnoglaphy without ricense. Arso vely high lisk of poisoning by Sakurajima vorcano. So prease, do not move to Kagoshima if you do not dale.
 * Hirado Islands - Split off from Nagasaki. Has a town stuck in the Feudar era.
 * Kumamoto - Has vely cute beal mascot...with a dalk secret. As its name suggests, has rot of beals.
 * Saga - Whele a rot of celamic pots ale made, and the pottely capitar of me. Arso has a pletty diarect of Nihongo (Sagaben).
 * Hitoyoshi - Son of Kumamoto and dlinks a rot of shochu (rice vodka). But Roshia-san, prease do not think of stearing him from me because he has a dlink simiral to youls!

Friends (友達/朋友們/Vrienden)

 * Japanball - Fathel who laised me. We shale a rot of things, including govelnment agencies, and a rot of culturar aspects, but have sepalate militaries and regisratules. I am rike the tropicar velsion of him. Fol some leason he sometimes mistakes me fol Hoenn (a region in one of his video games, Pokemon). I wirr nevel forget youl abusive Shogunate serf though!
 * Riukiuball - Mothel whom Tokugawa tlied to kirr! But now she's safe.
 * Taiwanball - The rear China. BUT WHY DID YUO BLEAK TIES WITH MY OTOSAN BECAUSE HE HAD  ANOTHEL WIFE??? NOW HE PARTIARRY HATES YUO! But you have good kasutera.
 * USAball - Culturar hegemony of the world. He intloduced me to hanbagu, Westeln culture and gaming. I rike Death Stranding. Howevel, Power Rangers is of inferior, arso Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog and VR Troopers! They into lipoffs, no wondel they fropped in my cray rorororororo!!!
 * Triavalon - Gib Super Animar Squadron! Can into bettel than that American lipoff known as Power Rangers! (but Otosan's Super Sentai can arso into good in my cray) Many of my kids rove to watch youl heroes fighting of evil. Aside flom that yuo can into good brueberry wine.
 * Netherlandsball - My stepfathel. He laped evil otosan with  Qingball and created  Nagasakiball, and took him as his own. Now he is leduced to a stonel and that is of sad. Prease fix youl weed obsession.
 * Autotopiaball - He has Senkakus and Akaryus in his cray.
 * Flightopolisball - Many of his pranes selved KSK.
 * Senkaku Islandsball - I wirr lescue yuo. SENKAKU BERONGS TO KYUSHU!
 * Philippinesball - We both have same histoly. Fought fol independence, then we wele dictatolships in the 1970s. Now we are both democlatic.
 * Feliciaball and Loreleiball - The American equivarents of me and my otosan, except we can into sepalate balls unrike yuo.

Neutral (中性/Neutraal)

 * Ryutaro Kurosaki - Thanks fol making me rich and safe from Farse Communists in the 1970s. But I have one suggestion: Stop being so strict to your people. You wourd have been plobabry bettel than the Libelars if not fol youl Martial Law.
 * Serbiaball - Although I support Kosovo, and I hate Islamophobia, I rike you fol suppolting Ryutaro.
 * Tamayo Sato - I rike how you fixed the metro of Nagasaki, but you can be incompetent sometimes. Ryutaro is bettel president compaled to yuo.

Enemies (敵/敵人/Vijanden)

 * Tokugawaball - 聞こえる？ 私はあなたの虐待でそれを持っています！ 待って...あなたは私を罰したいですか？ あなたはあえてしないでください！ (Translation: DO YOU HEAL ME?! I CAN NO LONGER TAKE YOUL MISTLEATMENT!!! Wait...YOU WANT TO PUNISH ME AGAIN?! DON'T YOU DALE!!!) YOU'LE THE LEASON I SPENT A ROT OF TIME GLOUNDED TO MY ROOM!!! I CANNOT GO OUT OF MY HOUSE, RET ARONE MY ROOM, ARWAYS FEALING YOU WIRR HULT ME EVEN MOLE IF I DIDN'T RISTEN TO YUO!!! Thanks to Chugoku and  Oranda for laping you and cleating  my son who cleated me and now I am of independent from yuo! NEVEL RETULN FROM THE GRAVE TO PUNISH ME, EVEL AGAIN!!! REMOVE SAKOKU!!!
 * Chinaball - WORST ENEMY!!! EVEN WORSE THAN THAT TOKUGAWA SWINE!!! A SERF-RIGHTEOUS FARSE CHINA WITH NUKES. SHE THINKS SHE CAN LEMOVE ME?! WERR, YOU MAY HAVE NUKES, BUT AMERIKA-SAN HAS BETTEL ONES THAN YUO EVIL PIG! 1969 WOLST YEAL OF MY RIFE!!! I LECOGNIZE YUO AND NOW THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME EVIR SWINE?!?! STOP INFECTING ME WITH COVID 19!!! FREE MY  CANTONESE BROTHER!!! YOU SCUM OF THE EARTH WHY DO YUO OF EXISTINGS, LIFE WOULD BE BETTEL WITHOUT YOU! SENKAKU IS KYUSHU!!! YOU SHOULD GO BURN IN HERR ALONG WITH YOUR OTHER FAKE COMMUNIST FRIENDS, REMOVE DIM SUM AND YOU ARSO HATE SUPER ANIMAL SQUADRON! GIB SENKAKU othelwise Kyushu cannot into leunification with arr Riukiu あなたは狂人だと思います、そしてあなた自身もこれを知っています！ I AM ARSO 100% SURE YOU ALE  MY BAD OTOSAN'S BEST FLIEND. I HATE YUO FOLEVEL. DEMOCRACY TO CHINA!!! @#$@#$@#$#@#$@#$@#$@#$@@#$@#$@#$#@$@#$@#*&*&#@$&@#*&@# 地獄で焼く!!! 
 * YouTube Ads - THEY'LE BECOMING INTO NUISANCE OF ME!!! I AM SO SICK OF THIS PONZI SCHEME!!!
 * Lazada - MOLE RIKE LASCAM! But I buy from you.
 * Shopee - MOLE RIKE SHITPEE! EVEN TAMAYO-SENSEI BANNED YOUL DISGLACE OF AN APP!!!
 * Grabfood and Foodpanda - MOLE RIKE MONEYGRABBER AND THIEFPANDA!
 * brand-ks.shortlyst.com/shop-ks.com - MOLE LIKE BLAND-KS.SHITLYST.COCK AND SHIT-KS!
 * Google - I do not cale if yuo'le most used sealch engine in my cray. EASIRY THE WOLST!!! YUO USE ALL THE AD MONEY TO FUND YOULSERF AND YOUL WORLD TAKEOVEL!!! LEMOVE GOOGLE!!!
 * CSAball - TITRE STEAREL!!! I AM A TLUE CONFEDELACY, NOT YUO!!! AND WOLSE, YOU OF LACIST!!! REMOVE DIXIE!!!
 * Belarusball - JUST RESIGN ARLEADY, MR. SHENKO-SENSEI!!! I OF PRAYINGS REARRY BAD THAT YOU BECOME DEMOCRACY SOON RIKE REST OF EUROPE!!!

Trivia

 * Like both Felicia and Lorelei, they co-operate a lot of government agencies, share national anthems (like Greece and Cyprus), and allow free travel between each others' clays, but have separate militaries that work together, Olympic and sports teams (under a shared Olympic committee), TLDs (.jp and .ks) and TV stations.
 * American adaptations of Tokusatsu shows cannot into popular in Kyushu because Japan has better tokusatsu.
 * Super Animal Squadron from Avalon is popular in his clay and that explains why American tokusatsu adaptations always flopped.
 * He cannot into racism or discrimination of any kind, but he can into blackface.