New Artsakhball

New Artsakhball is a countryball located in Southeast Asia. He occupies the Davao region and Sarangani Province.

His demonym is Norartsakhian. He can into many languages because of immigration to the region from the Artsakhis and many Armenian peoples, as well as the many peoples of the region they settled on before:


 * Armenian
 * Filipino
 * Malay
 * Arabic
 * Tausug
 * Spanish
 * Portuguese
 * Indonesian
 * Chinese
 * Irish
 * Scottish
 * Welsh
 * Hebrew
 * Greek
 * Bulgarian

History
New Artsakhball was born as a 1ball to  ARMMball, adopted by  Armeniaball.

Friends/Ընկերներ/Mga Kaibigan

 * Armenyabola - My father.
 * Gresyabola - My uncle.
 * Pilipinasbola - My adoptive mother.
 * Egyptbola - My stepmother.
 * Mesir de Armenyabola - My older brother.
 * Sudan de Armenyabola - My Nubian brother.
 * New Gyumribola - My Chinese brother.
 * Tsinabola - My biggest trading partner. Your people are welcomed in my clay but my adoptive mom doesn't like him. Plus, I like Huawei and your products.
 * Haponbola - Thank you for creating Golden Wind. That Anime and Manga deserved it.
 * Kiprusbola - The real Cyprus.
 * Swedenbola - The creator of Börk. I have many IKEAs in my clay.
 * Borneokubo - Son of the Börk creator. Also a trading partner.
 * Serbiabola, Rumanyabola, and  Bulgariabola - My kebab removing friends.
 * Russiabola - My Slavic uncle who has the great vodka, borsch, and kasha.
 * Irlandiyang Sabahbola - My Irish cousin that lives with Indonesiabola and  Irelandbola.
 * Etyopiyang Sarawakbola - You are my older brother's best friend. I am glad to have business with you.
 * Bangsamorobola - My Muslim brother. We have a strong relationship with each other. However, he supports Kosovobola, though.
 * Myanmarbola - Great Tibeto-Burman friend. I support against the stupid and dirty people named Rohingyabola.
 * Serbiyang Karibeobola - Serbiabola's Caribbean son. I have your embassy in my capital and we retain excellent, strong, and great relations.
 * Rangastankubo - The great kebab remover. He removes kebab and also drugs.
 * Lanesonidabola - I agree how you feel about Islinabola.
 * DIOlandbola - Father of Giorno.
 * Mini Mistabola - Only microstate that I like.
 * URMIbola - Best friend.

Neutral/Չեզոք/Niyutral

 * Malichkabola - My frenemy. We play football sometimes, but I beat you in 2014 World Cup. 3-2. Still, we are good trading partners after all. Please don't recognize Kosovobola and hate  Tsinabola, though.
 * C.C.M.S.S.R - Communist frenemy.

Enemies/Թշնամիներ/Mga Kalaban

 * Kosovobola - You're independent but... HELL NO! YOU'RE NOT FREAKING INDEPENDENT! ARE YOU TRYING TO DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM SERBIA!? SO I SUPPORT  SERBIA AND YOU'RE KEBAB, NOW I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE APART OF HIM AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EXIST, YOU HIMAR TULALA!!!
 * I'm not a part of Serbia...not anymore. SO DEAL WITH IT YOU RAKIJA LOVING JOJO RIPOFF!
 * Oh yeah? You asked for it. (Uses Gold Experience to beat him many times, before knocking him off instantly)
 * You cannot kill me! I hate your Serbia, your Armenia and you!
 * I, New Artsakh, will pierce this arrow into my chest! (Pierces the arrow into his chest)
 * Glad you killed yourself. BURN IN HELL!!!
 * No.
 * NOW DIE, YOU SERBIAN PUPPET!!!! (Attacks New Artsakh but gets reversed back to zero) WHAT?!
 * This is... Requiem. (Uses Gold Experience Requiem to punch many times) You won't be heading anywhere. In particular, you will never arrive at the truth.
 * WHY, YOU LITTLE SERBIAN BRAT!!!
 * MUDA-
 * (eats New Artsakh and Kosovo) hmmm..... very yummy and and tasty!!
 * ZA WARUDO TO KI NO TAMURE!! (stops time)
 * (brings roadroller) ROADAROLLADA!!!!
 * (crushes) MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA TA BI YUO KEH KA WRRRYYYYYYY!!!! MU SEBI AIA!! (smashes fr bluecthecatball)
 * *deflattens* WHO THE HECK FLATTENED ME!?
 * I will try to eat DIOland.....
 * Azerbaijanbola - LEAVE MY FATHER ALONE, YOU BOBO APUSH!!!
 * ƏXCUSƏ MƏ, HOW DARƏ YOU TALK TO MƏ LIKƏ THAT, YOU JOJO-LOVING  ƏRMƏNI PUPPƏT! RƏMOVƏ-
 * Turkeybola - Same as your stupid brother. Both you and  Azerbaijanbola sucks!
 * Rohingyabola - I'M GLAD YOU DIED!
 * I'm not dead. Worse. I'm burning my feet and dancing to death in Hell.
 * You're good as dead, Rohingyabola.
 * Zqtmaliabola and Somaliabola - OK ZQTMALI AND SOMALI! I HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR PIRATE RAIDS AND STOP DEFENDING KEBAB!!! I WILL REMOVE BOTH OF YOU NOW!!!

The Ultimate Showdown

 * NEVER! (tires bash Turkeyball)
 * (erases time) (impales New Abyssinia with kebab crimson but gets hit by Kamehameha) WHAT THE?!
 * DON'T... YOU... DARE... TO... HURT... (Turns into SSJ) MY FRIEND!!!    (Punches Turkeyball many times, then fires Kamehameha at him) IT'S YOUR TURN NOW YOU STUPID CAT!!!
 * Me? (Eats Armenia's Kamehameha)
 * (Shoots back Armenia's Kamehameha)
 * Federal Republic of Bluethecatball has unlocked an advancement: Return to Sender
 * WHAT THE?! I'LL FINISH IT!!! (Impales Bluethecat into his chest)
 * (Turns that weapon into a lollipop)
 * (Shoots laser to sky)
 * (It's suddenly raining cats)
 * (Raining cat clouds starting to get bigger...)
 * (teleports behind bluethecat) SHINEI!! (| (impales bluethecat with his stand the world)
 * (Turns again that weapon into a lollipop)
 * (Cats cooperate with other cats, then making the giant cats, then the giant cats eats DIOlandball)
 * Hey, dad!
 * (Cat rainstorm spreads to whole Asia.)
 * (woke from his slumber) mmmmmmm dancing time |(dances (dances to burn all cats)
 * What?
 * (Cat rainstorm rains even more cats)
 * MMMMM BIG DANCEEE!!! (does big dance)
 * (old godzilla hoppin around plays while monarchland rises from the oceans) (does big earrape raor)
 * (The giant cats eat Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball)
 * (uses atomic breath blast to destory all of the 2 countryballs and cats)
 * ok (dances to weak the big cat)
 * (opens giant cat mouth and use atomic lazer breath inside the giant cat throat and then giant cat dies)
 * EAT YOUR (uses a gun to point at countryballs) VEGETABLES!!!! (shoots 2 countryballs)
 * (reverses the bullets and shoots vegan teahcer islandball)
 * (The other giant cats start merging into ultra giant cat, then eats every thing like this video)
 * I ban you! (Ultra giant cat gets banned from the world)
 * (The ultra giant cat gets unbanned for glitch, and the cat rainstorm spreads around the world)
 * The Sun is the deadly lazer... (shoots a ultra deadly lazer sun beam to the world and burns the giant cats and Googlelandball)
 * (uses atomic breath lazer cut threw kill the giant cats and block the deadly lazers)
 * The DF-2563 is the deadly lazer... (shoots a ultimate deadly lazer df-2563 beam to the solar system and burns Sunball and  Monarch Landball)
 * anschluss............................ANSCHLUSS!!! (anschlusses the entire DF 2563 and the solar system)
 * i cant die you know............(turns very strong) NOW FOR U TO DIE! SIX PISTOLS! (shoots all)
 * Jadesoc: Those countries named Jon Arbuckletangle and Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia has never existed....
 * KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!
 * Inkysoc: The party is invincible. You should know that.
 * (proceeds to break the never exist) (breaks)
 * YOU SHOULD HAVE NONE THAT... (smashes the socs heads and shoot their brains and killed them instantly)
 * Sabkvism: (Kills Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball by 1 hi-
 * you know your banned
 * Sabkvim: NOOO MY WEAKNE- (gets banned from the universe)
 * Hyper-Ideologies and Demi-God Ideologies: let's kill Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball
 * ok bitches, (dances causing all of the powerful ideologies to be wiped off the universe)
 * Ỷ̶̰̯ō̷̝̉̊ǔ̶͉̬͇̙ ̸̝͍̽͊̏a̴͚͗͑͗̓r̵̠͍̻͐͊e̴̡̛̫͉͗͛̕ ̶̧̳̀̓͛̕l̶̨̟͋͑̾̅ò̴̧̳͌͘n̷̛̰̺̖̭͋̑͆e̷͚̯̜̰̊͗̌̚l̶̨̩̘̓̅͘y̴̦̪͘.....
 * w-wait? did i won? i- i won.........................yay :D (dances for victory)
 * i think you are decaying from quarks...
 * what i just revive the quarks
 * E
 * I began to start big crunch
 * (Everything collides, then another big bang happens)
 * we actually survived.

The Real Alternative Ending

 * Sabkvism: (Kills Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball by 1 hi-
 * you know your ba-
 * Sabkvism: (Actually kills Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball and  Armeniaball (Armeniaver-
 * Jadesoc: Sabkvism existed.
 * Sabkvism: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY (Actually kills Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball and  Armeniaball (Armeniaverse-
 * Jadesoc: YOU GOT PRANKED BRO now time to ban you dog fucker. (bans Sabkvism frim existince)
 * gg ez

The Ultimate Showdown 2

 * : (old steven was hoppin around)
 * : FUNK STEVEN
 * : oh hell nah (kicks morphy)
 * MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * *intense sniff* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (smashes stevenball's head)
 * no u (uno reverse card)
 * OH N- BHJAGDFFBDHMFJGHSDFHRFBHJ (dies from glitching to a multi-multiverse)
 * lul
 * chenji hanji (spins to weak steven)
 * owie, actually no owie punishment is eminent idiot
 * hello i am going to kill countryballs
 * (eats yuezynball)
 * hello i am robux (uses ONLINE DATING POWER)
 * oh shiet
 * (online daters apocalypse began to hug morphy and  bluethecat infecting them.)
 * hello i am Mista but Communism now time to kill you all
 * (drops thermal nuclear-nalpalm bombs on online daters and Robloxiaball)
 * (backstabs CCMSSR)
 * (asgore screams)
 * ow your gonna die today. (drops thermo-nuclear napalm bobms on New Abyssinia)
 * This.. is.. THE MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP!!! (Fires CCMSSR with the Matrix of Leaders-
 * Pico: go pico yea go pico yea, (weakens new abyssiaball)
 * wha- (dies)
 * Pico: (shoots CMSSR)
 * ow (ded)
 * IT IS SPOOKY MONTH!! (dances to weaken pico and other countryballs)
 * (awakens) (deep breath) fucking normies... rrRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (starts the frog plague all over the countryballs)
 * (revives Ne-
 * (the frogs REEEEEEE ear bleeds Armenian Egyptball causing him to die)
 * ruh oh he ded
 * (completely destroys New Abyssinia by crushing his remains)
 * Bark!
 * aw- NOW DIE (frogs kill odielandball)
 * (gets eaten by frogs)
 * (propoganda theme plays) hello weaklings! (uses machinegun)
 * (shoots)
 * (gets shot) OWIEEEEE (dies)
 * your next jalangs
 * no thanks
 * (shoots)
 * (disappeared from existence before being shot)
 * REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (destroys fascist andrew)
 * Guten Tag, Ich have a box! (two hands holding guns emerge from the box and Jackal von der Boxington jumps out.)
 * (Throws spirit bomb at Kekistan)
 * (gets hit in the head) (snap neck turn) you fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 * (ear bleeds badly) KAIOKEN TIMES 20!!!!!!!! (Pushes the spirit bomb towards Kekistan)
 * REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (Get obilerated by Armenia's spir- but his spirit bomb reverses by the power of reee)
 * oh s- (gets obrliated to the black hole)
 * i can help bruda (brings back Armenia from Black hole)
 * Arrrr!!! (fires a large canon at Kekistantangle)
 * This is what I become... (Turns into Ultra Instinct)
 * Hey, father! I'll help you!
 * No, thanks... I got it... (Flies towards Kekistantangle, then attacks him)
 * (Revives Armenian Egyptball and brings  New Abyssiniaball back to life) Mista, do something!
 * SEX PISTOLS!!! (Shoots epicly and directly at Kekistantangle)
 * IT IS SPOOKY MONTH!!! (dances to weaken Kekistantangle)
 * time for The Sun is the deadly lazer... (uses deadly sun lazer beam at both Kekistantangle and  Armenia)
 * (Uses Instant Transmission)
 * EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!!!! (shoots the armenia team)
 * (gets hurt)
 * (shoots a mega deadly beam to other countryballs)
 * Sabkvim: SAGDASHKDGA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (ear bleeds all of the countryballs)
 * Sabkvim (kills the Sun with one hit)
 * AND YOU! (shoots both New Abyssinia and Sabkvim)
 * ok thats it! (Shoots Vegan Teacher Island with Ion Blaster) You know what, Sabkvim? You're banned.
 * Sabkvim: NOOO MY WEAKNE- (gets banned from the universe)
 * FULL POWER!!! (Turns into Mastered Ultra Instinct)    (fires Kamehameha to  Kekistantangle)
 * BY THE POWER OF THE MATRIX!!! (Fires Kekistantangle with a laser from his Matrix of Leadership)
 * MUDA! (12x) You won't be heading anywhere. In particular, you will never arrive at the truth.
 * WHY, YOU FUCKING NORM-
 * MUDA! (12x) MUDA!!!!! (knocks Kekistantangle off the earth, gets fired by  Armenia and  New Abyssinia)  Sun, restore!
 * WHY????? YOU FUCKING NORMIES- (Gets obilerated into the sun by  Armenia's and  New Abyssinia's blasts)
 * We did it... He's gone now.
 * HELLO STOOPID NOOBS IM GOING TO DELETE ALL OF YOUR-
 * (Kicks IRLFball out of the world)
 * WAAAAAA YOU LAVASH BIEACH YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!!
 * Hmph... We did it... They're gone now.
 * 1 year later...
 * Hey, New Schleswig and others, you wanna form our alliance?
 * Ja!
 * I agree, my master.
 * ,,,: Yes!
 * ,: yes, we agree. Armenia go brrr
 * Bark! (Translation: Yes!)
 * I agree, dad.
 * Right! Let's do this together!

The Ultimate Showdown 3

 * : 19 dollar fortnite card who wants i-
 * (andrew da gets killed by something)
 * : (imperial march plays) hello weaklings.. (shoots a green lazer towards the solar system but someone blocks it)
 * i am jupiter i can eat you (eats Galactic Tangle)
 * ( Jupiter gets sliced)
 * Pucci: i have obtain heaven no one can defeat me!
 * Aang: i can
 * Pucci: HINJAKU
 * Aang: (turns avatar)
 * Pucci: (slices aang's body)
 * OHHHH SHIT A DEMON! You Better the get the fuck out of my land!
 * I'm not a demon. Plus, I will get this.
 * Me too.
 * Pucci: you cant kill me! SHINEI. (slices Russiaball and  Belarusball)
 * Ceo of Youtube: hello i am the ceo of youtube i can destroy youtube (uses the power of ban)
 * i am not dead
 * Egosoc: Everyone is a spook except Bluethecat.
 * It doesn't mean that I am spooked, Egosoc. But at least I got a better idea than you, stupid ideology. (Throws Egosoc to the sky, then fires Kamehameha at him, killing him instantly)
 * Oh, shit. Andrew DA is dead! Do something!
 * i can revive him with my laser (Revives Andrew DA with his laser)
 * oh thanks. who wants 19 dollar fortnite card
 * I do.
 * here you go
 * Thanks, lad!
 * Pucci: I, Pucci, will never die! I obtain heaven SHINEI!!
 * (Uses a computer to buy a rifle with 19 dollar Fortnite card) Finally, a price for dinner! Now, prepare yerself, ye cunt!
 * Pucci: (slices New Connachtball in half but reverses it)
 * Pucci: NANI BAKANA!! HE REVERSED BY STANDO'S ATT-
 * GOTTA GO BANG! (Shoots Pucci with a rifle)
 * Mich too! (takes out a box from which Jackal von der Boxington comes out.)
 * Emanuel Barrera the racist guy: HELLO N*GGERS!!!!! TIME FOR YOU TO DIE (slaps Wilhelminesball like a baby, but Jackal intervenes and shoots him dead with a pistol)
 * ???: Deus vult!
 * Who is it?
 * It's actually New Crete! (Fills his rage, charges and then grabs New Connachtball)
 * What's wrong with you, lad? Are ye trying to beat me?!
 * No then! (Lets New Connachtball down)
 * Hey, you!
 * What is it, Nei Ägypterland?
 * Wanna mix mummification and guns?
 * Uh, sure thing!
 * Me too! But with digitization!
 * Oh hey, it's Estonia's creole son! Hey wait...who is this figure...? With cyan eyes?
 * This figure's actually my mother.
 * Okay...
 * Son! Let's digitize some maggots!
 * Grr...
 * Is this Greece's Southeast Asian son?
 * Yeah, so?
 * So that's cool. Well, basketball time for you, Veganist Maggot!
 * (Obligatory suit up sequence. New Petseri gets into his African Tricolor, shades, and headband, and takes a boombox and basketball to become Black Wonder.)
 * New Petseri...?
 * Hey y'all. It's basketball time hahaha!
 * EAT YOUR VEGE-
 * No. (Dribbles the ball, and jumps, tossing it into VTI's face.)
 * oi, oi, oi! whats going on here!?
 * *Turns into an ideology*
 * Vegan Teacherism: BRUH JUST EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!
 * shut up.. (shoots vegan teacherism)
 * anyways, so what the hell is going on here?
 * idk
 * HROOOOOAGGH!!!!!!!!! (Breaks Taliban's bones, killing him)
 * oh, shitt oohh
 * (comes)
 * die. (shoots a green lazer to earth)
 * (repels a lazer and then throws it at death star)
 * Oh- (gets exploded into pieces)
 * (one of the pieces hit the mountain)
 * (more pieces of the death star hit around the earth)
 * Oh man... Now what?
 * maybe this weird hiking trip. (shows photo)
 * I see. Maybe VM is spawning villains here on Earth. He must be stopped.
 * (goes to a hiking trip)
 * The Beeg Mista Plush: oh hey dudes you can grant 3 WISHES so what you wish for?
 * First, teleport us to the VM's lab. Second, find New Crete. And the third, ally and teleport Bluethecat to us.
 * The Beeg Mista Plush: Your wish is granted. (teleports Armeniaball and his allies to VM's Lab and teleports both  New Creteball and  F.R.Bluethecatball to  Armeniaball and his ally.)
 * (looks at vm's plans) Oh, no.
 * Terror: (Appears) HEY HORRID SHIT BITICHES AND A GOKU WANNABE YOU HORRID SHITS THAT SLAP LIKE A-
 * (Cuts Terror in half) Uncle!
 * ayo, Armeniaball, its me inferno bledsoe
 * ALLAH-
 * (Stabs ISISball)
 * There's no such thing as- (Gets stabbed by someone)
 * New Petseri!
 * DIE! (Steps and kicks on New Petseri twice)
 * New Petseri? You OK???
 * Uncle... I tried my best to beat this apush... good... bye... (dies)
 * noooooo :(
 * I won't... let you... get away from this...
 * (laughs)
 * Thunderstorms strike*
 * (groans and shudders) I WON'T LET YOU...
 * Thunderstorms continue to strike, debris get pulled off*
 * (groans and shudders then stops) NO!!! (turns into Super Saiyan)
 * ,: (gasp)
 * Listen very carefully, New Crete, you must leave this lab and take everyone with you, got it?
 * (continues to gasp)
 * Grr... THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, NEW CRETE!!!
 * (leaves VM's lab)
 * VM!!! (charges towards VM)
 * (groans)
 * 28 minutes later...
 * Armenia!
 * DIE! (Punches Alesco)
 * You think you can hit me???
 * Huh?!
 * It's time to impertúa yuo xaxaxaxaxaxaxa! (Turns into the Aléscösphere and flays him alive) ARMENIA!
 * Anukenism: I can kill VM in-
 * (Destroys Anukenism and the Polco-
 * Floppaism: (Destroys VM by using cuteness.)
 * (erases everyone in the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki)
 * It's the Dobrokhazarin!
 * Sogga:  (gets erased by Illuminati.)
 * NO, I'M A TRUE GOD!!! (Turns into Super Saiyan God)
 * Vegan Nullism: ☜︎✌︎❄︎- (Gets erased by Illuminati.)
 * Rescuing kittens from a construction site: YOU CAN'T ERASE ME!
 * Rescuing a scared abandoned cat: YEAH!
 * Street Cat Rescue: Duke: YOU MUST BE SAD!
 *   (erases all of the cats, then kills Calreiboz and Street Cat Rescue)
 * SHOW YOURSELF, ILLUMINATI!!!
 * ATATATATATATA (throws Illuminati back)
 *   (Throws slicing discs)
 * (chases after the discs were thrown, then teleports towards Illuminati)
 *   (Throws slicing discs)
 * (chases after the discs were thrown, then teleports towards Illuminati)


 * :   (gets sliced by the discs)
 * : We'll see about that. (flies away)
 * :   (shoots Armenia)
 * Huh? YOU FOOL!!! (Shoots Angry Kamehameha towards Illuminati.)
 * (screams)
 * Shakes VM's lab*
 * NOOOOOOOO!!!
 * VM's lab is about explode*
 * Not this time! (uses instant transmission to return his home)
 * Street Cat Rescue: King George:   (Erases Illuminati but dies in a explosion)
 * Armenia, what happened?!
 * hello i am aang i can restore balance first me need to kill le- (gets stabbed by Villain Commonwealth)
 * (disguises himself as Austriaball like an MLP Changeling) IT'S TIME TO TURN YOU INTO AN EGG HOHOH-
 * ZA WARUDO!! (times stop and deflects Fake Austriaball's spell, turning him into the egg.)
 * MUDA! (punches illuminati)
 * Street Cat Rescue: Charlie : hello i am robux (Bans Illuminati.)
 * Street Cat Rescue: Charlie : hello i am robux (Bans Illuminati.)