New Selvaball

(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)

New Selvaball, officially knighted the Republic of New Selvaball, is a fairytale character countryball located in the Andes Mountains of South America. It is bordered by Bolivia to the north, Paraguay to the east, Peru to the northwest, Chile to the southwest, the Pacific Ocean to the west and Argentina to the south. It covers an area slightly larger than Bolivia. He is a member of UN (for obvious reasons), UNASUR, OAS, the Commonwealth of Maritime Countries (Spanish Commonwealth), OAS, NATO and OPEC (Oil Alliance).

He can into being a fairytale character because lots of popular fairy tales were written there. He also has the last remaining vestiges of classical chivalry, no wonder he is always depicted as a fairy tale knight. Due to Peru and New Selva's mutual and centuries-long relationship, Peru is depicted as his princess, sister and the usual "damsel in distress".

Its capital is San Jorgeball, often depicted as a knight in 14th century armor, riding a horse in silver armor, and wielding a lance and a shield emblazoned "Per pale: Dexter azure, a lion rampant reguardant or armed and langued gules, sinister argent, a cross gules, overall an escutcheon azure, a sun in splendor or" which happens to be the coat of arms of the city he is based on, Ciudad Capital de San Jorge.

New Selva can usually be heard using the Hispanoballs' "jajaja" laugh due to his location. (Kind of how Myanmarball and  Chinaball share the same "xixixi" laugh)

His birthday is March 2, thus his astrological sign is Pisces.

As a character
He was born to Spanish Empireball and  3ball, the rulers of the land of the Reino del Sol and raised within the Royal Castle of the Sun.

When he was 5, he learned how to catch fish. He caught his first fish, a salmon, and ate it for the royal dinner. As thanksgiving they sacrificed a pig to the gods.

At 8, he learned how to hunt. His first kill was a wild boar, which got turned into a meat-cheese quesadilla. And then a swan, which also became a quesadilla.

His favorite foods are whole salmon, swan, wild boar, llama venison and big pies (usually starling or pigeon), scrambled eggs and his most favorite, quesadilla.

Before his birth, the royal couple already had a child, and that is Argieball, a bouncy baby girl who happened to have a distaste for  UKball because of Falklands.

New Selvaball and Argie became very good friends. There were very, very rare occasions where they would quarrel, they promised to remain friends no matter what.

New Selva has his own adversary and archenemy too, and that is Chinaball. He never even knew him until he discovered China's petrifying secret in 1984.

The truth is that he was massacring and brainwashing millions of innocent ethnic minorities into obeying his "glorious" CCP. And he also heard it from his mama España.

Today, Argie is his squire and the princess in the Royal Family of the Sun is Peruball. He is regardless best friends with both Peruball and Argentinaball to this day.

At 15, he found the reality behind the battle between good and evil after meeting Slovakiaball. He said that everything evil was the product of the damned VM10Ball.

He was using villains from different universes and were using them to take over not just the Polandball universe but EVERYTHING and everyone they knew and loved.

Once VM10 succeeds in his plan, the whole of reality and the time and space fabric will tear itself apart, causing the universe to very violently morph into nothing.

Knowing this he sided with Heroine and  Hero, as well as  UKball and  Crossover!Slovakiaball to save the world from VM10 and his army of brainless minions.

Personality (Personalidad)
New Selvaball is portrayed as chivalrous, skilled in the art of medieval warfare and a devout Catholic. But he is also a big eater, although he controls his crazy eating habit.

He can into being humble and contented too. Because all of this is part of chivalry. When not in battle he goes jousting all over the royal garden and feasting with his mama.

Like Not-Alien as well as  Bruneiball, he is very, very superstitious about  VM10ball being the source of all evil. He can into heroism like Slovakiaball and others.

Ethnicities (Etnias)
Since he lives in the Andes and is colonized by Spainball and lots of Iberian peoples, he can into Spanish languages and Andean tribe languages all at the same time.

Types of Spanish Other Spanish languages: Other European languages Native languages
 * Latin American Spanish (wider use)
 * European Spanish (government use)
 * Rioplatense Spanish
 * Chilean
 * San Jorgean Spanish slang
 * "Medieval" Spanish (San Jorge)
 * Andean-Coastal Spanish
 * "Jungle" Spanish
 * "Equatorial" Spanish
 * Catalan but mama don't anschluss me plox
 * Aragonese
 * Alien Basque
 * Galician
 * Valencia
 * Leonese
 * Balearic Catalan
 * Brazilian Portuguese (San Jorge)
 * German (San Jorge)
 * French (San Jorge)
 * Andean Picardese
 * Occitan (San Jorge)
 * Italian (San Jorge)
 * English
 * Aymara
 * Incan
 * Quechuan
 * Mapudungun
 * Guarani
 * Arawakan
 * Selknam
 * Cajamarca–Cañaris
 * Jaqaru
 * Ancash
 * Toconote
 * Toban/Qom
 * Huancan
 * Pehuenchean

Familia en el castillo! (Family members)

 * Españaball - My proud mama and Reina de la Reino del Sol! I was born from the marriage between her and  Incaball (who sadly died before I was born). We can into going on hunting and fishing trips together. Is of "Maritime Domain" (like Commonwealth realm (country ruled by  UK), but ruled by Spain) in your CMC (your version of UKball's Commonwealth) But one thing: do you think I'm stealing your culture like  Indonesiaball thinks  Malaysiaball is stealing her culture? Of course not! From matadors, paella, traditional costume, canción Arre mi Burrito, lengua, and flamenco, I borrowed them from yuo! But why you hate  Cataluñabola?! Yuo know he is of my best friend!!! That's it!!! I hatings yuo very mucho nao!!! I will attack you with hashtag #shameonespana on Twitter and Instagram!!! Joking, I cannot into hatings tu. You're of my good mama, even though I support Cataluñabola and Basqueball, because they make me into great diversity. You died in 2018 but brought yourself back together and left these three alone.
 * Imperia de Alascaball - We can into 1/2 Romance and 1/2 Amerindian blood together! (even though she is 1/4 Slavic) She is known for being hardcore (she flays her own political enemies), but why does she support that  Cheeto Hitler? At least we both support Capitalismo,  Cataluñabola and we both hate that mierda  Maldito Dimsum. Other than that we are blood buddies. She is of my blood sister.
 * Portugalball - Stepfather who is known for inventing "HUE" laugh and his best son. Unlike my Mama, he supports  Kosovobola. He is currently of mad at  Indiabola for stealing Goa from him and wanting to leave  EUball since he is in debts. I still remember that one time you beat me 3-0 in soccer, but yeah, that was of a tough game! We can into Romance blood together.
 * Italiaball - Aunt who is known for her world-famous cuisine, her fashion brands, and her love of football. In fact she's one of the best in the world at football. She sadly hates anyone who ruins her glorious Pizza, including Sueciabola, whom she accused of putting banana on pizza. I like your lasagna. She is also the stepmother of  Argie and  Uruguay.
 * FPMball - Also known by full name as "Federación de Países Marítimos" or Commonwealth of Maritime Countries, this is  Mama España's version of RUbola's Commonwealth of Nations. They are my brothers and sisters because we were all colonized by her.
 * Nueva Hejasiaball - We both hate Maldito Dimsum and  mierda. Also cousin and Captain Schwaland was filmed in my clay.

Amigos grandes (Best friends)

 * EUAball - I will of standings with you, arm to arm, hand-in-hand, shoulder-to-shoulder, in sickness and in health, now, always, and forever, until the end of the world. Is of my half-brother because of mama and  brother (whom he met in school). Founder of  Alliance of Western Nations and I am one of the founding nations. Attacked my clay when I turned into commie but now we are of best friends. However, when  Obama became president my  sister said you had "soy-boy-itis". Why you ask? She is fan of that  Racist Maldito. But at least I like your burgers.
 * Madeñaball - I like yuor furry culture. We are both removers of this Maldito Dimsum. I make fables out of his furry culture and we can into highest furry populations in respective continents. Highest ratio of furries per people in Andes, 58% of youth in my country is a furry. While 79% of Malichkan teenagers are furries, that's a lot of dudes in animal costumes, compared to mine!
 * Corea del Surball - Castle bard who works for us. She can into good music hence her being a bard. I like her kimchi and extremely hot noodle called Samyang Buldak Bokkeummyeon, but what disgusts me is you are forcing refugees back to their clays or forcing them to assimilate into your culture, starting with eating kimchi. But again, we're OK.
 * Fantasylandball - Am I from your clay-no. But we can into fairytale.
 * Azerbaijanball - (Natemare2006, type it in)

Amigos (other friends)

 * Irlandiaball - Hit The Target deserved that victory. Have fun destroying the world of Minecraft!

Neutrales (Neutral)

 * Boliviaball - Andean brother.  Anez met my Presidente Pedro Moreno when she became into president. Unfortunately he recently reverted to Moralesreich. But since we are Andes brothers I will put him on neutral. I wonder why  my other Andean brother hates him...he's the reason he is landlocked. He also supports  Maldito Dimsum and  Evil Vodka. Other than that, we're fine.
 * Israelcube - Ermana judeo. Known for being el lugar de naciamento del Christianidad although her religion is mostly Judaism. Also known for the Jewish rite "brit milah". I wonder why  my sister opposes it...she thinks it's not medically necessary anymore. Here's a shocker...I recognize  your ermana. At least I don't openly support her...
 * Islinaball - I don't recognize you but I like you because we both hate that chink.

Complicado (Love-hate/cannot trust them)

 * Kosovoball - I am sorry but I cannot recognize you. I try to make informal relations with you but that Rakija keeps on getting in the way over and over again. Let's try to be friends in secret okay?

Adversarios (Enemies)

 * Serbiaball - YUO CAN'T GET RID OF MY FRIEND!!! EVEN ME!!! YUO DESERVE CAMPOS REEDUCACIONES!!! OUR LESSONS AREN'T DONE!!! BUT ISLAMOPHOBIA IS DONE!!!!! GET OFF WITH REMOVING KEBAB AND GET BACK TO THAT CAMP!!! Our camps are convertings yuo into Selvanos and removing your heritage. Get back to el campo!  Oh mierda I look like  Armeñabola who supports  Maldito Dimsum over  Dimsum-Kebabs. But seriously STOP KILLING KEBABS AND BECOME A SELVANO NAO OR I ANSCHLUSS TU!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!
 * Armeñaball - Ey you Lavash! Yes you! I recognize your genocide...but not your existence!
 * Donald Trump - Mierda, I support George Floyd, not you! You will be impeached soon!!! MUAJAJAJAJAJA!!! PUTO! LAS VIDAS NEGRAS IMPORTAN!
 * Joseph Garrett - KJJJJJJ JAJAJAJA YUO DESERVE TO BE DEFEATED BY IRLANDIABOLA!!! BECAUSE YUO BASHED ON ME AND CAUSED MY YOUTUBERS TO BECOME OBSESSED WITH MINECRAFT!!! ROBLOX IS JUST AS GOOD!! Wait, you are now of his minion? GREAT!!! You deserved to become one of el antagonistas, along with L for Leeeee X and Ballistic Squid!

BRUJAS DEMONÍACOS!!! (worst enemies)

 * Maldito Dimsum (since 1984) -  HONG KONG IS OF REINO UNIDO RIGHTFUL CLAY YUO MALDITO DIMSUM AND YUO WILL NEVER GET IT FROM HIM JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! But seriously, SHUT UP ABOUT HONG KONG BECOMING INTO DIRECT BEIJING GOVERNANCE, YUOR ALREADY INFECTING WORLD WITH COFCOF AND RUINING WORLD ECONOMY, YUO ALWAYS EITHER KILL OR BRAINWASH  KEBABS,  MONGOLS AND  TIBETANS IN YUOR CLAY AND SOMETIMES FORCE THEM TO LOVE YOUR "GLORIOUS" CCP!!! YOUR GOODS ARE INFERIOR AND CANNOT INTO QUALITY CONTROL JAJAJAJAJAJA!!! I COMMIT REVERSE QUARANTINE ON TU AND YOUR PEOPLE WILL NEVER EVER GO INTO MY CLAY JAJAJAJAJAJA!!! Seriously though, REMOVE  WINNIE THE FLU AND HKNSL ALSO AND LIBERATE HONG KONG NAO!!! OR I WILL ANSCHLUSS TU!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
 * Venezuelabola - NO! YOU ARE THE REASON SOUTH AMERICA SUCKS! I SUPPORT GUAIDO AGAINST YOU!!!