Jenkeestonball

Jenkeestonball is a rave DJ and soccer player the capital city of Malaccaball and regional seat of government of South Malayaball. Its IRL equivalent is Malacca Cityball.

He plays soccer...with latex masks and a full bodysuit (and matching sportswear). He is actually a rave DJ pretending to be a soccer playing ang moh.

His 2ball form name is Ryanlandball.

Personality
Jenkeeston is one of the most diverse and rich cities in the world, in terms of culture, ethnicity and religion. Founded 1878 by the British seafaring pirate Ronald Jenkees, it can into British-styled architecture and thus it can into becoming the Nusantara/Malaysian version of London, England.

Jenkeeston can into many languages: Malay (Rumi and Jawi), Portuguese, English, Manglish, Tamil, Dutch, Malayalam, Telugu, Hakka, Punjabi, Mandarin, Teochew, even Minangese, Kristang and Malay-Dutch creole. But the lingua franca remains Jenkeeish Cantonese dialect to this day.

Also Jenkeeston can into Malay (Temenggongs and Perpatihs), Chinese, Indians, Melayu Dagang, Orang Asli and lots of Peranakans, and can also into Muslim, Christianity, Shenism, Hinduism, Buddhism and Sikhism as well as being one of the Jewish safe havens in Malaysia.

Rave Friends/Teammates

 * Malaysiaball - My secret agent daddy. The way he turns his mask into a realistic face is kinda creepy. Reminds me a lot of the Thai series "My Loved Spy". Speaking of masks he taught me how to do blackface with a latex mask of a white guy he calls Ryan. This remains my official on-stage and football persona to this day.
 * Kuala Lumpurball - Fellow city who can into more diversity than me. We both have the title "City of Crystal Gems" because of our rich past and diverse culture. Unfortunately he is a crazy motorcyclist who wears motorbike gear but also does crazy stunts so I'm watching him.
 * Islamic Autonomous Stateball - Rumored to be an Arabic deep state in Malaysia. Actually owner of Kelantanball, my ultra-Kebab brother.
 * Chinaballs - I have not one, but two versions of Mom. One is a leftist who behaves more like a rightist, the other is a  true rightist kebab defender that allows  homosex and hates her commie sister. Any China is my friend. Taiwan also hates TCBTT. Unfortunately the commie China died in 2020 due to  Hong Kong splitting from her.
 * Indiaball - Stepmother, I like her curry and biryani a lot that I assimilated them into my cuisine.
 * Portugalball - Stepfather and also mentor. I like his soccer skills. He taught me a lot about playing bola sepak! No wonder I became who I am now.
 * Belgiumball - My other stepfather. Taught me a lot about DJing, but stop cutting off innocent people's hands plox. I like your Kentang Goreng.
 * Thailandball - Step-aunt but she no let Pataniball get independent.
 * Hong Kongball - Newly-independent brother, adopted by my stepfather. I speak his language (Cantonese) a lot (as a dialect form called Jenkeeish). After becoming into independent, he killed  the commie version of my mom after helping  her nationalist/democratic sister into independence.
 * Uyghurball - Chinese and Muslim rojak
 * Nepalrawr - Chinese and Indian rojak
 * Macautangle - Chinese and Portuguese rojak who cannot into anschluss dadadadadadadah but he can into motorsports like my fellow city.
 * Srivijayaball - Malay and Indian rojak
 * Muslimball - Religion, my dad's and  some of my stepmother's people are kebab.
 * UKball - More educative stepdad. Likes tea but also rumored to be a serial killer who stabs his victims the old Victorian way. I liked his sunday roast and shepherd's pie, I also assimilated it into my cuisine.
 * Sloveniaball - My dad's alter ego. He puts on the mask, rubs it like it's just a facial cream, and voila, he's now Sloveniaball. The real deal is at the nerd's house right now, but nobody knows that Sloveniaball is really my dad in a bodysuit.
 * Indonesiaball - My grandma, she is part of the  Kebab Defenders Squad, but doesn't recognize the lovechild of Albania and Serbia. I have word from  Finlandball that she is actually  Denmarkball in a mask, a lot like how  my dad is pretending to be  Sloveniaball.

IDK
Coming soon

Bad Users and Child Abusers

 * The Crayon Box That Talked - PRO-CONSERVATIVE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION WHO THREATENS TO NUKE THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!! THEY'RE A BUNCH OF GLASS-HEARTED MADBITCH CRAYONS WHO THREATEN TO KILL ALL BUMIPUTERA, CHINESE, INDIANS, AND OTHERS!!!!  ALSO TCBTT WAS WRITTEN BY WEATHERSTAR AND OTHER TERRIBLE VYONDERS WHO THINK THE MARIO ENEMY CHARACTERS ARE "TROUBLEMAKERS", WHY THE HELL IS BEEFON SO FRIENDLY WITH THE WRITERS OF THIS FILM, DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU'RE INNOCENT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT!! YOU CALL ALL OF MALAYSIANS "TROUBLEMAKERS", AND THAT IS WHAT WEATHERSTAR CALLED THE VYOND TROUBLEMAKER CHARACTERS! YOU ARE PLANNING FOR ANOTHER HOLOCAUST. THIS, IS, MASSACRE!!!!!!! HEAR WHAT DARK BOWSER SAID, "TROUBLEMAKER LIVES MATTER!!!!! WE WANT FREEDOM, AND FREEDOM IS WHAT WE WILL GET!!!!!!!! GIVE US LIBERTY OR GIVE US DEATH!!!!!!! BECAUSE WE ARE BROTHERS WHEN IT COMES TO TROUBLEMAKING!!!!!!!!!" PLUS IT KEEPS APPEARING ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO PROMOTE AND EARN F0CKING DOLLARS TO GIVE TO TRONALD DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS EVERYONE SO HYPED AND OBSESSED WITH THE LATEST AND FINAL MOVIE????????????? NO ONE GIVES A F0CK ABOUT YOUR BULLSH!T FILM AND YOUR BULLSH!T TRUMP DOLLARS AND WHY ON EARTH IS THE USA SO TOLERANT ON THAT FILM????? EVEN MALAYSIA ALLOWS THIS??? I HOPE THE WHOLE WORLD CAN BAN YOU, BURN IN HELL FOREVER, WEATHERSTAR, INTELLISTAR, PSAC1996, VINCENT, EVERY OTHER BAD VYONDER WHO HATES THE MARIO ENEMY T-MAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (In reality the film was banned only in Jenkeeston, while the rest of Malaysia permitted showing of the movie.)
 * Syaitan - YOU! HOW DARE YOU TARNISHED AMERIKA SYARIKAT'S REPUTATION!!! THANK GOODNESS  BIDEN DEFEATED YOU IN ELECTION!!! NOW ALL 8BALLS CAN INTO RIGHTS AND CANNOT INTO POLICE BRUTALITY ANYMORE!!! I AM ALSO SURE YOU ARE SECRETLY  ADOLF "SATAN" HITLER'S DISTANT RELATIVE. I HATE YUO FOREVER. BIDEN IS SUPERIOR! @#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µ@#§&$%£µEVIL!!!
 * Anyone who does violence on children all in the name of "love" - YOU! STOP RUINING MY REPUTATION! I HAVE HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF CHILD ABUSERS IN MALAYSIA BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU CLAIM TO LOVE YOUR CHILDREN, MAKE EXCUSES ABOUT GRADES AND STUDIES, AND ALL IN THE NAME OF "LOVE"?! THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU CALL LOVE, THIS LOOKS NOT LIKE LOVE, IT LOOKS A LOT MORE LIKE TORTURE FOR FUN!!! GET OUT OF MY CLAY NOW! AS BONUS, YOU AIN'T MALAYSIANS ANYMORE, YOU'RE ALL OFFICIALLY  CHINA CHINESE, SINGAPOREANS, AND  INHABITANTS OF VYOND CITY!!! GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY CLAY! NOW!
 * David Ng - HE CONTACTED THE OWNER OF A CHINESE TOY FACTORY, GOT HIM TO MAKE HIS SON A WORKER AT THE FACTORY, THEN BANISHED HIM TO THE FACTORY AS "PUNISHMENT" JUST BECAUSE HE GOT AN 86 ON HIS MATHS TEST, WHICH YOU CALLED "HIS BIGGEST AND LAST SCREW-UP BEFORE HIS FACTORY JOB"!!! THIS IS BEYOND BARBARIC!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, HE JUST GOT AN 86 ON HIS MATH TEST, YOU'RE THAT DISAPPOINTED ALREADY??? HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO CHINA CLAY?!
 * Cristiana Santa Maria - YOU MERCILESS MURDEROUS MOTHER!!! YOU DISOWNED YOUR TWIN DAUGHTERS OVER LOW GRADES, SENT THEM TO CHINA TO WORK FOR THE VERY SAME FACTORY PREVIOUSLY, THEN LITERALLY TOLD THEM TO WORK AT THAT VERY FACTORY FOREVER-AND-EVER, UNTIL THEY DIE FROM EXHAUSTION/SUICIDE!!! AND THEN YOU DISRESPECTED THEM AT THEIR FUNERAL AND DANCED ON THEIR GRAVES ALONG WITH YOUR EQUALLY-MERCILESS FRIENDS, WHICH IS WHY I SENT YOU TO VYOND CITY, F**K YUO, JUST F**K YUO, NEVER EVER RETURN TO MY CLAY AGAIN, NOW GO TO VYOND CITY AND JOIN YUOR NEW FRIENDS IN MAKING STUPID ANNOYING GROUNDED VIDEOS!!!!!!